Hookers & Pictionary

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

i've seen her have 3 real ones wtf are you talking about?

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Just assume for a moment, just for a moment, that she has been faking her orgasms from day one (because that's part of the job). Just think about it. How would you know that she faked it? Would you even care as long as you're enjoying the experience?
I for sure wouldn't care at all. Because you're paying her to be your escort, not being your girlfriend.

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

How do you not know what fucking context to use there, their and they're in? Can you seriously not know?

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

well "my friend" they don't call me Quick Draw McGraw for nothing (cause i always shoot 1st )

anyway all in all it's about 2 to 3 hours (if there's/theirs/they'res dinner)

now if your asking about just the sex part, well if i go on my porn-free diet 3 to 4 (sometimes 5) days before i see her i'm good for 20 maybe 30 minutes, if i don't well i can go the full hour and then some with no nut in the end til i get a handy from her (and she goes home with a sore.............. kitty)

and if you must know for the record i give her 3 to my 1 EVERYTIME (at least that's what she tells me anyway)

2 to 3 hours would be great if you were getting a 60-minute massage and BJ's with the package. Then, and only then, it MIGHT be worth $160.

How do you initiate the sex? After say, 30-45 minutes of idle BS'ing, do you look at your watch and say, "Well, that's enough chit-chat. Let's get to it?"

BTW, There = place and space- The ball is over THERE.
Their = possession- This is THEIR puppy.
They're = They are. THEY'RE going to the store.

anyway all in all it's about 2 to 3 hours (if there's/theirs/they'res dinner)

"Theirs dinner" wouldn't make sense.
"They are dinner" doesn't make sense.

"there's (THERE IS) dinner" makes sense... sort of.

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[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

Just assume for a moment, just for a moment, that she has been faking her orgasms from day one (because that's part of the job). Just think about it. How would you know that she faked it? Would you even care as long as you're enjoying the experience?
I for sure wouldn't care at all. Because you're paying her to be your escort, not being your girlfriend.

well see that's just the thing i don't think she's ever faked it, at the start she like some of the others would just lay their/there/they're like a log til i was done but over time (lets say 8 to maybe 12 months into it) things changed she started making noise when i do this or that (and she makes alot of noise when i'm sucking on both her...................... lets say "kitty's")

2 to 3 hours would be great if you were getting a 60-minute massage and BJ's with the package. Then, and only then, it MIGHT be worth $160.

How do you initiate the sex? After say, 30-45 minutes of idle BS'ing, do you look at your watch and say, "Well, that's enough chit-chat. Let's get to it?"

BTW, There = place and space- The ball is over THERE.
Their = possession- This is THEIR puppy.
They're = They are. THEY'RE going to the store.

"Theirs dinner" wouldn't make sense.
"They are dinner" doesn't make sense.

"there's (THERE IS) dinner" makes sense... sort of.

1) when are you guys gonna let go of the B/J

2) she does it, we're talking on the couch and what have you when she says "lets go to the bad and get naked" and i say "ok" that's how we "initiate the sex"

3) as i said in another thread

the way i'm doing it now is easier (also it's a great "f@ck you" to the one that bugged me about it )

hope this helps

also you guys would think something was wrong with me if i didn't do things like this

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BTW, There = place and space- The ball is over THERE.
Their = possession- This is THEIR puppy.
They're = They are. THEY'RE going to the store.

"Theirs dinner" wouldn't make sense.
"They are dinner" doesn't make sense.

"there's (THERE IS) dinner" makes sense... sort of.

This really makes you wonder what grade he got in English if we have to teach him the basics, doesn't it.

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2) she does it, we're talking on the couch and what have you when she says "lets go to the bad and get naked" and i say "ok" that's how we "initiate the sex"...

If I'm curious about anything, it's how it would go on visit #1. I mean technically to avoid prosecution they can't promise sex for money but everyone knows that is what they're doing. So on visit #1, were you like "um, why don't you escort me to my bedroom?" Was there awkward sitting around or did she bust through the door and quote prices?

This really makes you wonder what grade he got in English if we have to teach him the basics, doesn't it.

I'm guessing Ion was one of those guys who asks "does spelling count" right before an English exam.

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If I'm curious about anything, it's how it would go on visit #1. I mean technically to avoid prosecution they can't promise sex for money but everyone knows that is what they're doing. So on visit #1, were you like "um, why don't you escort me to my bedroom?" Was there awkward sitting around or did she bust through the door and quote prices?

I'm guessing Ion was one of those guys who asks "does spelling count" right before an English exam.

1) you asking about the very, very, very 1st time i used an escort or my 1st time with my girl?

2) who needs spelling when you have a spell check

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I'm guessing Ion was one of those guys who asks "does spelling count" right before an English exam.

2) who needs spelling when you have a spell check

You quite obviously. Their you have it!

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

1) you asking about the very, very, very 1st time i used an escort or my 1st time with my girl?

Hmm. Hadn't thought about it, but I suppose the first escort you ordered. I just am curious how long they keep up the pretense that it's anything but sex for money.

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2) who needs spelling when you have a spell check

Spellcheck doesn't include grammar or orthography.

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Spellcheck doesn't include grammar or orthography.

He'll probably blame Steven Hawking for not having it on spellcheck soon.

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

1) you asking about the very, very, very 1st time i used an escort or my 1st time with my girl?

Now, I'm curious. Did she go over a menu, or a list of do's and don'ts? In addition, you didn't think $160 is WAY expensive for not getting oral? For that amount, I would expect to be able to plug and lube every orifice she had.

You quite obviously. Their you have it!

THERE, you have it.

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THERE, you have it.

AH, of course. I think you're right they're.