Hookers & Pictionary

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

Hmm. Hadn't thought about it, but I suppose the first escort you ordered. I just am curious how long they keep up the pretense that it's anything but sex for money.

well it was a long time ago so forgive me if i don't get all the details right but it want like this, i called, she came (), i was nervous as h@ll, i took her to my bedroom, told her that this was my 1st time doing something like this, she calmed me down and started to give me her rules for this, and then we got started

Now, I'm curious. Did she go over a menu, or a list of do's and don'ts? In addition, you didn't think $160 is WAY expensive for not getting oral? For that amount, I would expect to be able to plug and lube every orifice she had.

1) every girl has there/their/they're own rules, there/their/they're own do's and don'ts

2) yeah me too but as i just said "every girl has there/their/they're own rules, there/their/they're own do's and don'ts", i'm not gonna force any girl to do things they don't want to do i'm not that kind of guy


sidenote: guys get over the there/their/they're thing ok, it's not hurting anyone, it's not against the rules of the MB, and it's here to stay so move on and let it go "my friends"

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

...2) yeah me too but as i just said "every girl has there/their/they're own rules, there/their/they're own do's and don'ts", i'm not gonna force any girl to do things they don't want to do i'm not that kind of guy ...

I'm pretty sure that Sylent was not trying to suggest you rape her.

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

i know, i just wanted to be clear and to the point

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

I suspect, if anything, he was suggesting that you renegotiate price downward, since value for the dollar isn't good, or find another provider that has a wider menu...

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

[havik Anti-Monitor Find all posts View Profile Close havik]

i love how we make sex seem like food..... yeah can i get a number 4

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

i love how we make sex seem like food..... yeah can i get a number 4

Extra Mayo but hold the blow job. Oh yeah, Super Size it.

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Find all posts View Profile Close Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

It's that easy now?!? I've been off the market so long, I have no idea what the rules are anymore!

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

It's that easy now?!? I've been off the market so long, I have no idea what the rules are anymore!

OH I bet you could fetch an easy $200/hour on the open market as a male escort.

[havik Anti-Monitor Find all posts View Profile Close havik]

OH I bet you could fetch an easy $200/hour on the open market as a male escort.

i'd sleep with wimmens for that

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Find all posts View Profile Close Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

OH I bet you could fetch an easy $200/hour on the open market as a male escort.

Damn right. My ass is sweet.

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

OH I bet you could fetch an easy $200/hour on the open market as a male escort.

You mean there's a female Ion out there somewhere that's overpaying for sex and not getting oral?

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

You mean there's a female Ion out there somewhere that's overpaying for sex and not getting oral?

I probably should have stated context before I said that.

Very possible that there is an Ion-she that will throw down for BDD, but I was kinda speaking from the male point of view. And my motto is "Give 'em head till their dead". In the gay market? You get one good sugar daddy and Dave is set for life.

YES HOMO

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

...And my motto is "Give 'em head till their dead". . .

Do you wear that on a t-shirt or is it more like a theme song (like when a wrestler walks to the ring)?