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True story: as I went out for my usual mornng coffee today, I wondered how ion's gift exchange went. Talk about random thoughts. 
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I'm sure her pimp is having a Harry potter marathon.
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my dude listen i can make almost anything into a sexual innuendo lolOriginally posted by Sylent_Asassin View Post.................................................. ..........................
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you think the hooker masterbates using a mini christmas tree and do you believe she turns ornaments into anal beeds?Originally posted by Robinson View Post.................................................. ..........................
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I wonder what the three magical gifts he got from her are......Originally posted by Robinson View PostComment
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maybe a pair of wearable rubber tits that he can wear and cop a feel on himself?Originally posted by DOOM View Post.................................................. ..........................
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Y'know, I bet if Ion put together all the money he spent over the course of a year on miscellaneous shit for his prostitute, he'd be just a bit closer at swaying her with enough money to give him head...Comment
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not speaking from experiance but hes better off finding a crack whore who would do it for 2 bucksOriginally posted by fearless2814.1 View Post.................................................. ..........................
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Originally posted by TazzMission View Post
But then Ion would be "cheating" on his "girlfriend" with "genuine affection" for him.Comment
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What she doesn't know can't hurt her.
Originally posted by IonFanOriginally posted by Big Daddy CaesarOriginally posted by QuakerComment
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wouldnt matter she is parting her legs like the red sea for other clients. funny thing is she probably blows them and the only thing he may get is a snowball after she takes it in the mouth by the 500 other dudes who made there nut depositsOriginally posted by Deadpool View PostWhat she doesn't know can't hurt her................................................... ..........................
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I JUST saw this now.Originally posted by DOOM View PostOH WHAT EVA ("your experience")
I told you two years ago that you shoulda tried men because you are not a bad looking guy (just lose the child molester glasses and you'll be fine) but the pussy has entrapped you, made you a slave, distorted your fragile little mind!
Did you listen to Uncle Doom? NO YOU DIDN't
And now you are paying $160 every two weeks for what a decent, good guy with a heart would give you for free.
For the love of God, someone please repost this so he can see it.
Oh my. This post needed to be quoted again just to showcase that it's dipped in fucking GOLD.
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wow Dave you are behind the times "my friend" that was so 2 pages ago it's not even funnyOriginally posted by Big Daddy Dave View Post
also it's nice to know that even though i haven't given any updates since the 18th this thread is still alive with activating (even if i can't see all of itx2)
Last edited by IonFan; 12-27-2014, 02:42 AM.
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MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVERComment
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Favor to ask: would someone who is NOT on his ignore list ask him how the gift exchange went with his woman? Or just repost this. Thanks.
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...and we have liftoff!Originally posted by DOOM View PostFavor to ask: would someone who is NOT on his ignore list ask him how the gift exchange went with his woman? Or just repost this. Thanks.
I think he somewhat covered this a page ago.
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