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  • Originally posted by IonFan View Post
    tell me something i don't know

    ...You're a chore, you know that? You are a chore.

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    • Originally posted by fearless2814.1 View Post
      ...You're a chore, you know that? You are a chore.
      I love you man. That is the funniest damn thing I have read in years.

      Welcome to my sig (as soon as I get it done).
      Originally posted by fearless2814.1
      ...You're a chore, you know that? You are a chore.

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      • Originally posted by fearless2814.1 View Post
        ...You're a chore, you know that? You are a chore.
        i try

        IonFan says

        MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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        • Originally posted by Hybrid Lantern View Post
          I love you man. That is the funniest damn thing I have read in years.

          Welcome to my sig (as soon as I get it done).



          Originally posted by IonFan View Post
          i try

          Well, you succeed...

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          • Originally posted by Michael Heide View Post
            In the original draft of the script, she was addicted to cocaine and he dumped her ass at the end of the movie.
            That sounds too much like real life, they had to give it that Hollywood fantasy effect. Got to give IonFan some kind of hope.

            Originally posted by IonFan View Post
            tell me something i don't know
            Just how much does your hooker pretend wife cost you anyway? Does she charge by the hour or is it what services she offers? or both? Do you get discounts for being a loyal customer? Do you get to trade in used panties for new ones?

            THE MEN CALLED STING

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            • $160 an hour (but from time to time she stays past said hour with no extra costs)

              and no used panties, that's just sick

              IonFan says

              MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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              • Originally posted by IonFan View Post
                $160 an hour (but from time to time she stays past said hour with no extra costs)

                and no used panties, that's just sick
                Hey now don't knock other peoples fetishes when you like ponies. I don't have used panties myself but I ain't going to diss someone if that's their thing, theirs much worse than that.

                $160, hmm that's about 100 (and euros) you're certainly dealing in bargain basement pussy. With 4 jobs I thought you were dealing with elite hookers. Unless you see this hooker every week or something.

                THE MEN CALLED STING

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                • He does.

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                  • it's more like every 2 to 3 weeks i see her (i'm not made out of money here people )

                    IonFan says

                    MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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                    • Can you claim her as a tax reduction?

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                      • Originally posted by Robinson View Post
                        Can you claim her as a tax reduction?


                        Originally posted by IonFan View Post
                        it's more like every 2 to 3 weeks i see her (i'm not made out of money here people )
                        No you're not made out of money, but you sure know how to waste it. I guess every 3 weeks is not too bad, for being obsessed with someone that is.

                        THE MEN CALLED STING

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                        • This thread should be retitled, "Kick the dog." When you're having a bad day, just come on in here and kick poor ol' Ion Fan around. "Hey Mikey! He likes it!"

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                          • Originally posted by Robinson View Post
                            Can you claim her as a tax reduction?
                            oh if only but for some crazy reason paying for sex is illegal in the US and therefor not tax deductible

                            Originally posted by Frank Castle View Post
                            No you're not made out of money, but you sure know how to waste it. I guess every 3 weeks is not too bad, for being obsessed with someone that is.
                            ohgoodgod I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH HER................... i just like her, plus f@cking her ain't bad too (even if she doesn't give bj's )

                            Originally posted by Sylent_Asassin View Post
                            This thread should be retitled, "Kick the dog." When you're having a bad day, just come on in here and kick poor ol' Ion Fan around. "Hey Mikey! He likes it!"
                            lets not (plus i'm sure there's already one in Qward)

                            IonFan says

                            MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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                            • just thought i'd post a pic of what i got her for our one year anniversary and see what ya'll think of it



                              (yeah i know i'm crazy so let's move past that shall we )

                              IonFan says

                              MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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                              • Zales

                                For the hooker that has everything.

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