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  • Originally posted by IonFan View Post
    2) i don't like grading women i know, it's degrading (i know right lol), every women's a 10 in her on way but if you must have a grade when i 1st meet her it would of been a 5 but as i've gotten to know her more and more it's now at a 6 and a half or 7 if you will
    Good grief, man! A "5"?!? I figured that she'd be a solid 7 at the very least. If you're paying $160 a pop, she should AT LEAST be an "8" and give good h... Nevermind. She should be buying you an anniversary gift!

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    • And this is what he's willing to admit.

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      • Originally posted by Sylent_Asassin View Post
        Good grief, man! A "5"?!? I figured that she'd be a solid 7 at the very least. If you're paying $160 a pop, she should AT LEAST be an "8" and give good h... Nevermind. She should be buying you an anniversary gift!
        this isn't LA, Las Vegas, or the movies "my friend" it's real life and in real life you work with what you got not what you want

        Originally posted by Space Cop View Post
        And this is what he's willing to admit.
        when i've i ever not been open with you guys?

        IonFan says

        MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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        • Actually if your paying for it, would get what you want.

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          • Originally posted by IonFan View Post
            this isn't LA, Las Vegas, or the movies "my friend" it's real life and in real life you work with what you got not what you want
            So, you're saying that because of where you live, you don't deserve better than a freaking "5"? A FIVE?!?

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            • Originally posted by Sylent_Asassin View Post
              So, you're saying that because of where you live, you don't deserve better than a freaking "5"? A FIVE?!?
              Well, if it was a normal relationship, I'd say what you can expect is at least partially dependent on what "number" you are.

              But if you are paying? Yeah, maybe it is because I'm frugal (or have never even considered this particular type of "purchase") but I can't see shelling out the money he is without expecting above average at least...

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              • Originally posted by Sylent_Asassin View Post
                So, you're saying that because of where you live, you don't deserve better than a freaking "5"? A FIVE?!?
                yes but mind you this is what i believe and what i believe isn't always true or right but it's what i believe, you want a 10 (a true 10) movie to LA, she'll be fake as sh!t but she'll be a 10, now if you wanted to "buy" a 10 i'd go to Las Vegas you'll pay out the @$$ but you could finely say "i've had a 10 guys"

                IonFan says

                MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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                • The only way in the world I'm paying for sex:

                  A. You are Andrew Lincoln
                  B. You are Andrew Lincoln
                  C. See A and B

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                  • Originally posted by IonFan View Post
                    yes but mind you this is what i believe and what i believe isn't always true or right but it's what i believe, you want a 10 (a true 10) movie to LA, she'll be fake as sh!t but she'll be a 10, now if you wanted to "buy" a 10 i'd go to Las Vegas you'll pay out the @$$ but you could finely say "i've had a 10 guys"
                    Man, you are beyond help. Once, JUST ONCE, take that $160 and get a real hook... err, escort that will blow you for half of this price, so you can see how the other half lives.

                    $160 a pop for a freaking FIVE!! Dammit, man! For all the money you've spent, you could have ordered a mail-away bride that's an "8" or higher, and she'd be happy to blow you, swallow and let you travel on her Hershey highway.

                    http://www.mailorderbrideprices.com/

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                    • Originally posted by Sylent_Asassin View Post
                      Man, you are beyond help. Once, JUST ONCE, take that $160 and get a real hook... err, escort that will blow you for half of this price, so you can see how the other half lives.

                      $160 a pop for a freaking FIVE!! Dammit, man! For all the money you've spent, you could have ordered a mail-away bride that's an "8" or higher, and she'd be happy to blow you, swallow and let you travel on her Hershey highway.

                      http://www.mailorderbrideprices.com/


                      In this case hooker/prostitute/call girl/woman of the night/escort/Julia Roberts he deserves.
                      I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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                      • Originally posted by Jeff View Post
                        The only way in the world I'm paying for sex:

                        A. You are Andrew Lincoln
                        B. You are Andrew Lincoln
                        C. See A and B
                        I had to look up who that is (I don't watch Walking Dead), and was amused to find that his real last name is "Clutterbuck".

                        Sounds vaguely dirty...

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                        • Originally posted by Sylent_Asassin View Post
                          Man, you are beyond help. Once, JUST ONCE, take that $160 and get a real hook... err, escort that will blow you for half of this price, so you can see how the other half lives.

                          $160 a pop for a freaking FIVE!! Dammit, man! For all the money you've spent, you could have ordered a mail-away bride that's an "8" or higher, and she'd be happy to blow you, swallow and let you travel on her Hershey highway.

                          http://www.mailorderbrideprices.com/
                          you do realize a lot of mail order brides come from human trafficking right?

                          that aside ion should just go to local bars and hunt for cougars. itll save him $160 bucks

                          i do that myself actually. my tip to him is dont go for the ones who are so drunk they can not even walk that just sets you up for some crazy shit

                          a bit tipsy is ok also on the plus side he dosent have to worry about knocking a cougar up since she will have nature's birth control
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                          • Originally posted by Mister Ed View Post
                            I had to look up who that is (I don't watch Walking Dead), and was amused to find that his real last name is "Clutterbuck".

                            Sounds vaguely dirty...
                            That's his porn name.




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                            • It sounds more like something you catch. "I had Clutterbuck once, but my doctor gave me some ointment and it cleared right up."
                              I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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                              • Originally posted by TazzMission View Post

                                i do that myself actually. my tip to him is dont go for the ones who are so drunk they can not even walk that just sets you up for some crazy shit

                                a bit tipsy is ok
                                What level of "tipsy" is considered legal consent?

                                This is an all around question I'm curious about. Not zoning in on you, Tazz. Honestly, I have often wondered, in this day and age where "rape!" Is yelled at people who look at someone longer than five seconds, where does one draw the line when out at bars?

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