Hookers & Pictionary

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

wow........ just wow


and i've posted all the pics i'm gonna post (at this time)

[Michael Heide Heide Finition Find all posts View Profile Close Michael Heide]

Ionfan is a real person.



dumb as a sack of marbles, but real none the less.

Oops, I accidentally hit the Quote button.

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

[Caleb Lancaster The Time Traveler Find all posts View Profile Close Caleb Lancaster]

But which is sadder, the idea that he's a troll who has been doing this for 6 years, or that he's a real boy? That's the true question in this story.

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

If he is a troll, he's a dedicated troll that's been doing this, day-in-day-out for the last 6 years. My current, best theory is that Ionfan is an actual person, but not in the way we see it, that there's this guy and a group of his friends who all share the Ionfan account and make posts about his real life brother or cousin or perhaps just someone they know.

I think he's a real, singular person, but he has to be screwing with us, because nobody is this delusional. Nobody.

no cause once again i'm not paying her for sex, i'm paying for her time (or as she calls it "gas money")............. it's not my fault she wants to f@ck my brains out everytime she see me

He's got to be posting things like the above, sitting back, watching mayhem ensue and giggling his ass off... and I doubt it's a group of people Voltroning the account, because his posts have been consistently nutty, with the rare exception being when he's talking about his nephew going to the military.

Before, I genuinely tried to help, but now, I'm treating this like entertainment.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

I think he's a real, singular person, but he has to be screwing with us, because nobody is this delusional. Nobody..[/COLOR]

Ok folks....see this right here? This is the point I was trying to make a few pages back in this thread. I'm truly sick of seeing his shit all over the board. And since he has been dubbed a troll, he should be treated like one. Ban his ass permanently.

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

Ok folks....see this right here? This is the point I was trying to make a few pages back in this thread. I'm truly sick of seeing his shit all over the board. And since he has been dubbed a troll, he should be treated like one. Ban his ass permanently.

Troll or not, he hasn't done anything warranting a permaban, or any type of restriction. He's just being... well... I want to say stupid (regarding this hooker situation), but it's as if he doesn't know any better, so the proper word would be ignorant, I guess.

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

If you go a google image search for Ionfan and north carolina its likes you will find a library of internet memes.

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

Ok folks....see this right here? This is the point I was trying to make a few pages back in this thread. I'm truly sick of seeing his shit all over the board. And since he has been dubbed a troll, he should be treated like one. Ban his ass permanently.

There is an ignore button that you can make complete use of...

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

I think he's a real, singular person, but he has to be screwing with us, because nobody is this delusional. Nobody.

North Carolina: First in Flight, 48th in Education.

I'd believe he was this delusional.

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

North Carolina: First in Flight, 48th in Education.

I'd believe he was this delusional.

Thing is, even someone of EXTREMELY low intelligence knows when they're being played for a fool. He holds onto this delusion that his hooker will eventually come around and be with him. What's worse, he buys her love gifts, even after being shot down SEVERAL times!

I think the only thing that would snap him back to reality, is if he saw her going down on her boyfriend, since she won't do that with him... or it's as I originally anticipated- he's screwing with us.

[Kuhan Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Kuhan]

My current, best theory is that Ionfan is an actual person, but not in the way we see it, that there's this guy and a group of his friends who all share the Ionfan account and make posts about his real life brother or cousin or perhaps just someone they know.

No, Caleb. The current, best theory is that this is what the DC Comics writers do in their spare time, but it's taken over their lives and now, IonFan is the most entertaining thing coming out of the DC Comics bullpen.

Basically, IonFan is Geoff Johns.

There is an ignore button that you can make complete use of...

I'm sure IonFan will help you find it! He can be the inaugural member of your "list"

[Booster Beetle Will break before he bends Find all posts View Profile Close Booster Beetle]

Where is this magical ignore button?

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

Go to the person's user profile. Click on user lists. Click on add to ignore list.

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

Most of you have all seen Tazz so you know it is possible to be that stupid.


This is no troll. He's not smart enough to be a troll.