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  • (Sorry I haven't been on lately, nets been acting up)

    OK i 'm so proud of this I had to post about it (h@all it might make the comic) OK my girl came over the other day but cause of work I forgot to ''rub one out'' before she came by (we're talking 4 maybe 5 days, tops) well we did the deed and I wasn't a quick shot (if you know what I mean ) h@ll I was even able to give her the usual 3 pop offs (if ya know what I mean )

    IonFan says

    MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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    • Indeed you ARE proud!

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      • Originally posted by IonFan View Post
        (Sorry I haven't been on lately, nets been acting up)

        OK i 'm so proud of this I had to post about it (h@all it might make the comic) OK my girl came over the other day but cause of work I forgot to ''rub one out'' before she came by (we're talking 4 maybe 5 days, tops) well we did the deed and I wasn't a quick shot (if you know what I mean ) h@ll I was even able to give her the usual 3 pop offs (if ya know what I mean )
        Dude, do *you* even know what *you* mean?

        Originally posted by Big Daddy Dave View Post
        Indeed you ARE proud!
        *As the Prostitute has foreseen!

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        • Originally posted by IonFan View Post
          I was even able to give her the usual 3 pop offs (if ya know what I mean )
          You, sir, are the best.

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          • Originally posted by IonFan View Post
            h@ll I was even able to give her the usual 3 pop offs (if ya know what I mean )
            And the award goes to...



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            • Like a boss.

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              • Another day, another $120...

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                • Originally posted by IonFan View Post
                  I was even able to give her the usual 3 pop offs (if ya know what I mean )
                  SO does that mean you had to pay triple? Or as it's usual, you'd pay less if you didn't do the three?
                  Originally posted by IonFan
                  (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
                  Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
                  If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
                  Originally posted by Quaker
                  I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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                  • Originally posted by Big Daddy Dave View Post
                    Indeed you ARE proud!
                    ................ ummm ok

                    Originally posted by Doom View Post
                    Dude, do *you* even know what *you* mean?
                    what do you mean

                    Originally posted by Michael Heide View Post
                    You, sir, are the best.


                    (quote of 2011)

                    i mean it's one thing to get my rocks off but to get her rocks off 3 times EVERY time really is something

                    Originally posted by JohnnyV View Post
                    And the award goes to...



                    right back at ya buddy

                    Originally posted by Sylent_Asassin View Post
                    Another day, another $120...
                    oh if only it was $120................. i'd see her every week instead of every other week

                    sidenote: they fixed my net today so it looks like i'm back baby............ until next time that is

                    IonFan says

                    MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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                    • Originally posted by IonFan View Post




                      right back at ya buddy
                      Sorry, that was meant for your hooker, not you.


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                      • i stand by what i posted


                        *also we've done it enough times that i know it's real so again*
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                        Last edited by IonFan; 10-01-2013, 03:56 AM.

                        IonFan says

                        MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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                        • IF, have you ever seen When Harry Met Sally?

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                          • Originally posted by IonFan View Post
                            *also we've done it enough times that i know it's real so again*
                            You hear, haters? It's real. The expert said so.

                            Oh, and you had your one-year anniversary recently? And you pay 180 every two weeks? That's 12 x 2 x $180 = $4320 plus gifts. I think you could clone her for that money.

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                            • Originally posted by Michael Heide View Post
                              And you pay 180 every two weeks? That's 12 x 2 x $180 = $4320 plus gifts. I think you could clone her for that money.
                              ...OR he could have used a fraction of that money for an online dating site, which would (miraculously) find someone compatible, where there would be a sliver of hope for a future.

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                              • Originally posted by Sylent_Asassin View Post
                                ...OR he could have used a fraction of that money for an online dating site, which would (miraculously) find someone compatible, where there would be a sliver of hope for a future.

                                Maybe it's better the way things are. The prostitute keeps him on a running treadmill and prevents him from finding permanent companionship, thereby circumventing IonFan actually breeding.

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