Hookers & Pictionary

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

You hear, haters? It's real. The expert said so.

Oh, and you had your one-year anniversary recently? And you pay 180 every two weeks? That's 12 x 2 x $180 = $4320 plus gifts. I think you could clone her for that money.

1) yep back in July, it's also when we had our little oopsie

2) i don't pay her $180................. i pay her $160 (h@ll next time i see her it'll be $260, the $160 for her to come over and the 2 $50 gift cards)

3) don't think i haven't thought about it

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

...OR he could have used a fraction of that money for an online dating site, which would (miraculously) find someone compatible, where there would be a sliver of hope for a future.

yeah i'm not that type of guy

[SocializingMogo Corps Honor Guard Find all posts View Profile Close SocializingMogo]

...OR he could have used a fraction of that money for an online dating site, which would (miraculously) find someone compatible, where there would be a sliver of hope for a future.

For that money he could have bought an online bride.

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

For that money he could have bought an online bride.

believe it or not i did look into that at one point in my life.................. it wasn't for me

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

1) yep back in July, it's also when we had our little oopsie

2) i don't pay her $180................. i pay her $160 (h@ll next time i see her it'll be $260, the $160 for her to come over and the 2 $50 gift cards)

1. "Oopsie?" Do you use protection with her? How'd you get an "oopsie?"

2. You say this as if you're proud of it. Do you really think this... arrangement will eventually blossom into a REAL relationship, and that she'll stop bleeding you for money?

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

1. "Oopsie?" Do you use protection with her? How'd you get an "oopsie?"

2. You say this as if you're proud of it. Do you really think this... arrangement will eventually blossom into a REAL relationship, and that she'll stop bleeding you for money?

1) i thought i posted on this, the condom broke near the end and well.............

2) maybe, i don't know

[JohnnyV Pictionary Master Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyV]

i stand by what i posted


*also we've done it enough times that i know it's real so again*

That's the way all the greats perform. Daniel Day-Lewis fools me with all his performances, I can never tell that it's him. Get so lost in the roles. Movie roles that is, not fake orgasms.

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

2) maybe, i don't know

I think you DO know. You just refuse to admit it.

[SocializingMogo Corps Honor Guard Find all posts View Profile Close SocializingMogo]

I agree. If she feels something for IonFan she wouldn't take his money. And since prostitution is all about faking companionship and intimacy she probably also faking her orgasms. Which isn't a bad thing per se if this is what makes you happy.

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

ok then why didn't she take the $40 extra i tried to give her for her having to buying the morning after pill after our little oopsie (atleast she told me she got the pill)?

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

Because she would happily not have your child.

[SocializingMogo Corps Honor Guard Find all posts View Profile Close SocializingMogo]

ok then why didn't she take the $40 extra i tried to give her for her having to buying the morning after pill after our little oopsie (atleast she told me she got the pill)?

Maybe because she's getting it for free anyway

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

Maybe because she's getting it for free anyway

but you said she's all about the money, so why didn't she take the extra $40?

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

She feels sorry for you.

[Michael Heide Heide Finition Find all posts View Profile Close Michael Heide]

but you said she's all about the money, so why didn't she take the extra $40?

To make you think that she has feelings for you. If she truly had them, she wouldn't have gotten the morning after pill to begin with.