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  • #1261
    Originally posted by Lantern A-train View Post
    Who doesn't leave their job happy on payday?
    Me for one. I just got paid today, and I guarantee I'll still be in a lousy mood when I finally get to leave.

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    • #1262
      True but at least maybe slightly less of a lousy mood cause ya got some dough? Unless of course it's all gonna be gone by then what with financial responsibility and bills and all.
      I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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      • #1263
        Originally posted by Lantern A-train View Post
        True but at least maybe slightly less of a lousy mood cause ya got some dough? Unless of course it's all gonna be gone by then what with financial responsibility and bills and all.
        Well, I'm not really living paycheck to paycheck, so I've always got some dough.

        And my paycheck is direct deposited, so it isn't like I'm even ever walking around with a big check in my pocket.

        There isn't really anything all that exciting about payday in my experience, since I never have anything that is waiting on payday so I have the money to spend for it.

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        • #1264
          I can see what you mean.
          I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.

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          • #1265
            You'd be happy if you got laid at work.

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            • #1266
              Originally posted by Robinson View Post
              You'd be happy if you got laid at work.
              Actually, I think that would be rather awkward and unfortunate. Especially since my wife is home with the kids.

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              • #1267
                Originally posted by Mister Ed View Post
                Actually, I think that would be rather awkward and unfortunate. Especially since my wife is home with the kids.
                What if you got laid by your wife?

                (I hope I haven't gone too far just then)
                Originally posted by IonFan
                (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
                Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
                If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
                Originally posted by Quaker
                I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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                • #1268
                  Originally posted by Deadpool View Post
                  What if you got laid by your wife?

                  (I hope I haven't gone too far just then)
                  At work? That would still be awkward. There are far better places for that, IMHO.

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                  • #1269
                    Originally posted by Mister Ed View Post
                    At work? That would still be awkward. There are far better places for that, IMHO.
                    Would still be nice though right?
                    Originally posted by IonFan
                    (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
                    Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
                    If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
                    Originally posted by Quaker
                    I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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                    • #1270
                      Originally posted by Deadpool View Post
                      Would still be nice though right?
                      Frankly, no. If my wife showed up at work and wanted to have sex there, I'd refuse, and wonder if there was something seriously wrong going on with her mental state.

                      Even when one enjoys sex (which I freely admit I do), that doesn't mean one is willing to have it at any time, under any circumstances.

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                      • #1271
                        Originally posted by Mister Ed View Post
                        Frankly, no. If my wife showed up at work and wanted to have sex there, I'd refuse, and wonder if there was something seriously wrong going on with her mental state.

                        Even when one enjoys sex (which I freely admit I do), that doesn't mean one is willing to have it at any time, under any circumstances.
                        Ok, you win. But personally, if someone I found attractive wanted to have sex with me in say the toilets or something, hell yeah, but that's probably because I'm a lonely teenager.
                        Originally posted by IonFan
                        (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
                        Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
                        If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
                        Originally posted by Quaker
                        I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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                        • #1272
                          hey guys crazy thought instead of IF always threatening to ignore us why dont we all ignore him ?

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                          • #1273
                            Originally posted by Deadpool View Post
                            sex with me in say the toilets or something
                            oh man............visuals. just......no.

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                            • #1274
                              Originally posted by BrokenMan View Post
                              oh man............visuals. just......no.
                              If you weren't broken before, you certainly are now!
                              Originally posted by IonFan
                              (even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
                              Originally posted by Big Daddy Caesar
                              If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
                              Originally posted by Quaker
                              I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.

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                              • #1275
                                Originally posted by havik View Post
                                hey guys crazy thought instead of IF always threatening to ignore us why dont we all ignore him ?
                                i've been calling on my "enemies" here to put me on their ignore list for years now that way we can all get along here with no one way fight gonna on here, why they haven't is any body's guess

                                IonFan says

                                MAGA then, MAGA now, MAGA FOREVER

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