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Please share, I don't remember seeing anything on it.
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i told her all i want for X-mas is to kiss every inch of her from her head to her toes
(h@ll at this point i don't think theirs a part of her i haven't kissed yet 
............... i even kissed her butt once)
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Heart, spleen, apendix, brain, g-spot, ovaries, intensines...
(just messin' with ya)
I LOVE conspiracy theorists. They are like human versions of the cymbal clapping, dancing monkeys. No one takes them all that seriously and they get bored with them after about 10 minutes.Comment
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You sew each other? Like surgery stitching? Or you knit together?Originally posted by IonFan View Post
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Originally posted by Lantern A-train View PostHeart, spleen, apendix, brain, g-spot, ovaries, intensines... (just messin' with ya) oh please for me to kiss those i'd have to cut her open, and i'm not ready to do that just yet (not done playing with her yet )
Originally posted by Space Cop View Post you knew what i meant................ fixed btw
sidenote: post #17,300
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hOLY SHIT DID IONFAN JUST TURN INTO BUFFALO BILL?>!!?!?!1!?Comment
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Originally posted by IonFan View Post oh please for me to kiss those i'd have to cut her open, and i'm not ready to do that just yet (not done playing with her yet )
YET?
YET???
YET????????
I'm reporting you to the police.
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Have you kissed her starfish? If not then get to work son.
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I've missed much in my abscessed root canal absence. You REALLY got her... this?!? I'm sorry, but if you're still looking for that elusive BJ, a green dog collar isn't going to do it. You've got to get her something that makes her heart melt, or at the very least, something that gets you a pity BJ. Google "romantic gifts." Just don't spend too much. You've already broken the bank for this girl... and in all honesty, you're probably better off getting another call girl that has BJ's on her menu.Originally posted by IonFan View Postchanged my mind about getting her some perfume for X-mas (couldn't find any i liked) so i got her this
< link here
it's one of those make your own bracelet, when she gets it it'll say "Truly Loved", so what do you all think?
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Originally posted by Sylent_Asassin View Post ok 1) IT'S A BRACELET NOT A "DOG COLLAR"
2) it was only $25
3) if you must know (i'm sure JV will like this) i got a b/j from her last night (half of one anyway)
4) i think what i'm doing now is working, she said she missed me and give me a very deep and (what i would call) meaningful kiss so
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I'm calling shenanigans. There's no such thing as a halfway BJ, either you got one or you didn't. Or you got blue-balled. And if you got blue-balled, hopefully you called customer service and gave her a bad review and attempted to get your money back.Originally posted by IonFan View Post
3) if you must know (i'm sure JV will like this) i got a b/j from her last night (half of one anyway) Comment
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*i don't know how much in detail i can go into til the MODs get on to me but i'll try*Originally posted by JohnnyV View Post
she got off of it, put it in her mouth, went down on it to a point, repeated this 3 times before going back to business (if ya know what i mean
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What kind of ho don't blow?Comment
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