80's porn thread (NSFW)

[Darth_Primus Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Darth_Primus]

Before the internet, this is how folks in the 80's watch porn.

[Booster Beetle Will break before he bends Find all posts View Profile Close Booster Beetle]

Lol why does this thread exist?

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

lol whut?

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Find all posts View Profile Close Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

I popped in here thinking, 'oh shit, better move this to Qward quick', only to find...scrambled gifs? How odd a choice for a thread.

[Jeff Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Jeff]

DP is totally right, though. If I were lucky enough to be staying at someone's house who had cable (but didn't pay for the pron channels), this is what you were left with as a consolation prize. Every 10 seconds, the screen would go normal for 2 to 3 seconds tops, then back to scramble city (haha, tf fans will get that). You had to have a lot of patience jerking off during this time cuz we didn't have no fancy dancy intarwebs with 24/7 access to pron. Not like you kids today. We had to earn the right to masturbate by sound alone sometimes.

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

DP is totally right, though. If I were lucky enough to be staying at someone's house who had cable (but didn't pay for the pron channels), this is what you were left with as a consolation prize. Every 10 seconds, the screen would go normal for 2 to 3 seconds tops, then back to scramble city (haha, tf fans will get that). You had to have a lot of patience jerking off during this time cuz we didn't have no fancy dancy intarwebs with 24/7 access to pron. Not like you kids today. We had to earn the right to masturbate by sound alone sometimes.

[Darth_Primus Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Darth_Primus]

Not like you kids today. We had to earn the right to masturbate by sound alone sometimes.

[Darth_Primus Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Darth_Primus]

I popped in here thinking, 'oh shit, better move this to Qward quick', only to find...scrambled gifs? How odd a choice for a thread.

You must have not grown up in the 80's.

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

You had to have a lot of patience jerking off during this time cuz we didn't have no fancy dancy intarwebs with 24/7 access to pron. Not like you kids today. We had to earn the right to masturbate by sound alone sometimes.

aaaannd sig'ed

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

The only time I watched porn in the 80's was when someone (who will remain nameless) swiped VHS tapes from a family member's stash and brought them over, although I do remember the pixelated, late night screens filled with the harmonic sounds of female moaning and bad music.

I never really watched porn until I turned 18, and was allowed to peek behind the red curtain at the local video store. It was like a new world had opened up, kind of like when Dorothy stepped out of the house and into the land of Oz for the first time. There were organized tape cases with female body parts displayed and exposed like I've never seen before. In addition, there were two televisions with a cacophony of sounds; moaning, gasping and horrible, "boom-chika-wow-wow" music filled the little room. One of the first tapes I picked up was "Deep Throat." And the rest is history.

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Find all posts View Profile Close Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

I picture Sylent discovering the porn section like when the kids finally get into Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, running around crazy in this wonderful world of wonder.

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Find all posts View Profile Close Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

You must have not grown up in the 80's.

Oh, I did! Many was the load carefully spilled to the cruel scrambled channel! I made it an artform until my buddies and I concocted a way to get vhs tapes to make the rounds. I had towels that could double as scarecrows!

[Deadpool Fight like a man: with your words, not your fists. Find all posts View Profile Close Deadpool]

Oh, I did! Many was the load carefully spilled to the cruel scrambled channel! I made it an artform until my buddies and I concocted a way to get vhs tapes to make the rounds. I had towels that could double as scarecrows!

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

Before the internet, this is how folks in the 80's watch porn.

................... i'm still young enough to make this work, Thanks D_P

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Find all posts View Profile Close Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.