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  • Weird News: The Florida Fail Edition

    Yeah, it was time for this thread to be created.



    That’s what we do': Florida cops shoot and kill suicidal man after girlfriend phones for help


    http://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/that...ones-for-help/

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    It SO needed to be done!

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    • #3
      Probably, but now it's getting complicated when I see a weird news item. I can't just post it, I have to think "is this just weird or is it a positive life-affirming story, or is it just cool, or does it take place in Florida?"

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Space Cop View Post
        Probably, but now it's getting complicated when I see a weird news item. I can't just post it, I have to think "is this just weird or is it a positive life-affirming story, or is it just cool, or does it take place in Florida?"
        Nobody can say we're not all about structure here at the GLC forums Space Cop!

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        • #5
          Yeah and that doesn't actually bother me. I enjoy cross posting on the movie threads, for instance.
          Everyone who knows me in person thinks of me as overly organized and as someone who over analyzes everything.





          Space Cop
          The Dandy
          Last edited by Space Cop; 06-07-2015, 12:59 PM.

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              Originally posted by Space Cop View Post
              Probably, but now it's getting complicated when I see a weird news item. I can't just post it, I have to think "is this just weird or is it a positive life-affirming story, or is it just cool, or does it take place in Florida?"

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                Big rig full of sharks crashes in Florida, killing one

                http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/...ebook_2014_sfp


                Even the Sharks aren't safe on Florida roads.

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                    Flesh-Eating Bacteria Kills Two in Florida as Water Temperatures Rise

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                    • #11
                      This is like a Florida hall of fame post:

                      http://www.thegreenlanterncorps.com/...postcount=1829

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                        Florida Man told to keep his BBQ smoke in his own yard



                        By Joe Ruble, PINELLAS COUNTY, Fla. —

                        A Florida man got a warning from Pinellas County recently because his barbecue smoke could be smelled off his residential property.

                        The county said 15 air-quality complaints have come in against Scotty Jordan, who uses a commercial barbecue smoker at his home.

                        Of those complaints, all but one has come from one neighbor.

                        The ordinance states that "commercial barbecue cookers are not exempt from causing a nuisance odor. If a sufficient number of complaints, representing different households, are reported and an inspector witnesses the problem, they can issue a warning letter.”

                        Although Jordan did not get a citation, he took a video of the encounter with county employee Joe Graham and posted it to his Facebook page.
                        - See more at: http://www.news965.com/news/news/wei....IczxCXxF.dpuf

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                          I lived in Florida for two years, and it really does seem to have a very special breed of crackers. In most states you can't get waited on if you go into a fast-food place or any sort of eatery shirtless, but in Florida it's OK. The male crackers' uniform of choice is no shirt, jeans, boots and long hair.
                          Trey Strain
                          Guardian of the Universe
                          Last edited by Trey Strain; 07-29-2015, 01:53 PM.
                          The pandemic should have ended in the United States in March. You know why it didn't, don't you? Think about that every time you put on a mask.

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                          • #14
                            From one bitch to another....

                            Florida woman took selfies during sex with dog inside grandma's house



                            http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.2260802



                            A Florida woman admitted to taking selfies as she had sex with her pit bull inside her grandmother’s house, police said.
                            Ashley Miller, 18, was charged with two counts of sexual activities involving animals after Bradenton investigators found the graphic photos stashed on her cell phone.
                            The 18-year-old coaxed her dog, 2-face, into licking her vagina between 30 and 40 times over the past five years, she told police according to documents obtained by the Smoking Gun.
                            She also admitted to making her previous dog, a pit bull Rottweiler mix named Scarface, perform oral sex on her, too.
                            Miller told cops that 2-face lives at her grandmother’s house in Bradenton. Each time she wanted to have sex with the dog, she’d lock herself in a bedroom, take off her pants and call 2-face over.
                            The pup would “put her snout into her vagina on her own” without Miller forcing her into the act, the teen claimed. Miller said that’s where the sex ended: she never touched 2-face sexually, she said.
                            One of her family members was always inside the house, Miller said, but they were unaware of what was happening in the bedroom.
                            During at least two of the oral sex sessions, Miller snapped photos of the pup licking her vagina. Cops discovered the puppy porn in two hidden folders on Miller’s phone, one titled “2-face fun” and another titled “Me.”
                            While the sex had been going on for at least five years, less than 10 of the acts happened after Miller turned 18 in February, she said.
                            2-face showed no signs of injury when a vet checked her out. Miller is scheduled for arraignment next month.

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                            • #15
                              Ahh...it's been too long since we heard from the great state of Florida!

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