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  • Originally posted by Agent Purple View Post

    Usually, I like to poke fun at the idiots in FL regarding this thread, but this time I'm holding off. What they did was just evil. My first question would be: How many people died from this?

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    • Curiouser and curioser.

      https://www.yahoo.com/news/orlando-l...171253353.html
      The pandemic should have ended in the United States in March. You know why it didn't, don't you? Think about that every time you put on a mask.

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      • She looks 36, which is 50 percent higher than her real age.

        https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-w...len-car-arrest
        The pandemic should have ended in the United States in March. You know why it didn't, don't you? Think about that every time you put on a mask.

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        • The Most Florida Criminal in History

          Heard about this on the radio going to work in the morning. Almost too bizarre to believe even by Florida standards.
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          • Originally posted by Agent Purple View Post
            The Most Florida Criminal in History

            Heard about this on the radio going to work in the morning. Almost too bizarre to believe even by Florida standards.

            Oh, this one is easy to figure out. He's preparing for the Florida part of the zombie apocalypse. Plus $5,150 bail....the joke just might be on him. Haha

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            • I laughed out out when I saw the headline. And he did it at 3 AM!

              https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...fSC?li=BBnbcA1
              The pandemic should have ended in the United States in March. You know why it didn't, don't you? Think about that every time you put on a mask.

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              • Originally posted by Trey Strain View Post
                I laughed out out when I saw the headline. And he did it at 3 AM!

                https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...fSC?li=BBnbcA1

                He must have got bitten if he was "trying to teach it a lesson"...I mean, was the gator good at trigonometry? I'm surprised there wasn't a big mama gator around protecting this youngling, because none of this shit would have happened in the first place.

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                • Originally posted by Jeff View Post
                  He must have got bitten if he was "trying to teach it a lesson"...I mean, was the gator good at trigonometry? I'm surprised there wasn't a big mama gator around protecting this youngling, because none of this shit would have happened in the first place.
                  It was at a mini-golf course. Maybe it ate his ball(s).

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                  • Originally posted by Space Cop View Post
                    It was at a mini-golf course. Maybe it ate his ball(s).



                    What balls?






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                    • Florida's governor, Ron DeSantis, has announced that the Sunshine State has chosen "freedom over Fauci-ism" and is no longer making any effort to curb the spread of Covid-19. That's pure genius, isn't it? And here's the proof.

                      https://news.yahoo.com/florida-break...174130613.html
                      The pandemic should have ended in the United States in March. You know why it didn't, don't you? Think about that every time you put on a mask.

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                      • In case you forgot, Florida wanted to remind you who stands alone at the top in such occurrences.

                        ​​​​​​https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...zWA?li=BBnbfcL
                        The pandemic should have ended in the United States in March. You know why it didn't, don't you? Think about that every time you put on a mask.

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                        • Do you know why dogs in Florida have flat noses? It's from chasing parked cars.
                          The pandemic should have ended in the United States in March. You know why it didn't, don't you? Think about that every time you put on a mask.

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                          • He'll have no problem blending into crowds.

                            ​​​​​​https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-i...ng-work-detail
                            The pandemic should have ended in the United States in March. You know why it didn't, don't you? Think about that every time you put on a mask.

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