the F'n DUMBASS thread.......

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

This man is 54 years old. When is he going to grow up? And to the people who abuse fast-food workers, I point out that you go there to buy and eat the food, don't you?

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man-...221506301.html

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

The dumbasses here are the managers at Verizon. This man did a good deed, and they punished him for it. But he got $10K in GoFundMe donations, and they got a mountain of bad publicity.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...163515272.html

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

The dawning of self-awareness is a marvelous thing. Let it spread to his supporters!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...y-hook-n989091

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

How does anybody even get this drunk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbCR_imvoCA

[Tazer That Evil, Yellow Bastiche Find all posts View Profile Close Tazer]

Yo.

The dawning of self-awareness is a marvelous thing. Let it spread to his supporters!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...y-hook-n989091

Tazer

[Tazer That Evil, Yellow Bastiche Find all posts View Profile Close Tazer]

Yo.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/arkansas-...f-vests-police

Arkansas men in bulletproof vests shoot each other after night of drinking, invent elaborate cover story: cops

Tazer

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

Every day humanity tops itself.

https://abc11.com/police-man-fakes-r...money/5226922/

[Agent Purple The Illustrated Man Find all posts View Profile Close Agent Purple]

So my one boss was mentioning how Nippsey Hussle was murdered, more specifically "assassinated/silenced" by his own former gang because Big Pharma hired them to prevent Hussle's Netflix documentary about a doctor who has a viable cure for AIDS.

Like, what the fuck? A documentary isn't going to to half the damage that the actual research will, which the documentary doesn't do shit for anyway, because research is its own thing. If you're going to kill someone, why the fuck would you kill some dude talking about another dude instead of the dude doing the actual medical study? Or just destroy the fucking research and be guilty of corporate espionage or some shit instead of a capital crime?

Fucking conspiracy nuts, man.

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

The dumbasses are the people who watch this shit.

https://toofab.com/2019/04/23/its-fi...-his-own-show/

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

Check this out. And watch your butthole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f61zsLFQWRc

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

Dennis Rodman needs to get back to his real job of negotiating with North Korea.

http://m.tmz.com/#!2019/05/09/dennis...illance-video/

[Agent Purple The Illustrated Man Find all posts View Profile Close Agent Purple]

Man crashes into a parked cop car, tells the officer, "It's not my fault I crashed, it's because I'm drunk."

Heard about this on JDB's Thin The Herd segment over the radio this morning.

[Tazer That Evil, Yellow Bastiche Find all posts View Profile Close Tazer]

Yo.

https://www.twincities.com/2019/05/2...police-search/

Forgotten gun that might have fallen off car roof near Hugo elementary school leads to police search

Tazer

[Agent Purple The Illustrated Man Find all posts View Profile Close Agent Purple]

Heard about this on JDB on the way into work:

Indian man cuts off finger after accidentally voting for wrong party

[Trey Strain Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Trey Strain]

When a woman has had her pick of men but has been with bad ones for 30 years, it's time for her to stop blaming the men.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...145844126.html