the F'n DUMBASS thread.......

[Agent Purple]

Newsmax jackass Emerald Robinson permanently banned from Twitter for violating COVID-19 misinformation policy

[Agent Purple]

How to kiss your teaching career goodbye

[Agent Purple]

This, however, is not an example of being facetious.

[Agent Purple]

If you ever wanted proof that kids are fucking stupid, here it is.


(I'm being facetious.)

[Agent Purple]

I immediately thought of that carjacking scene in the first Brady Bunch movie.

[Mister Ed]

Carjacking attempt stalls when 3 teens couldn’t drive stick shift

I've seen a comedy sketch where a guy tries to steal a guy's manual transmission car, and the guy whose car it is teaches him how to drive it. There's this whole montage with them sort of bonding over the experience like a Dad teaching his son. It doesn't sound that funny as I describe it, but I remember laughing quite a bit.

[Space Cop]

Carjacking attempt stalls when 3 teens couldn’t drive stick shift

[Trey Strain]

Yes, I laughed at this. And a few weeks ago I came very close to doing exactly what the guy in blue did. Thankfully I ended up just chasing a moron out of an establishment because he was berating an employee about a mask.

But hitting someone like this is potentially catastrophic. If this fool's head had hit the floor, he could have been seriously injured or killed. Everyone needs to remember that.

https://www.facebook.com/TheYoungTur...6233606898108/

[Agent Purple]

Georgia man used $57,000 of COVID-19 relief money to buy Pokemon card, feds say

[Agent Purple]

I guess there's another Tik Tok trend going around, specifically for young conservatives. This time it's them pretending to argue with their pet dogs and if the dog acts in any fashion remotely dog-like, then that means the liberals got owned.

This is how stupid and desperate these people are to feel even the slightest vindication for a bad decision. They would rather double-down on their own stupidity than admit fault, and to the point of arguing with literal animals.

[Agent Purple]

^Well, I gave up alcohol some time ago and still have never tried grass, but Bob Marley said, "Herb is the healing of the nation, alcohol is the destruction."

Part of the reason his stand-up routine is so damn good.

[TazzMission]

^Well, I gave up alcohol some time ago and still have never tried grass, but Bob Marley said, "Herb is the healing of the nation, alcohol is the destruction."

Well if you are considering it i recommend you go to your local dispensery and see what they say. Explain to them your questions you dont even have to smoke it because theres drinks shakes edibles. I personally get the indica strain because for me and only speaking for me it helps my aspergers at night where my mind isnt racing when trying to go to bed. Indica also helps me sleep at night . Indica jokingly is referred as in da couch because it can have you fall asleep. Sativa wich is the other strain makes you more hyper and active. Cbd weed is the same plant but no thc . Im currently trying cbd flower and its ok makes me hungry if anything

[Space Cop]

^Well, I gave up alcohol some time ago and still have never tried grass, but Bob Marley said, "Herb is the healing of the nation, alcohol is the destruction."

[TazzMission]

Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure there are easier and less painful methods of quitting drinking. I dunno, just a thought.

That is why im pro pot. From my experience and my experience alone because everyone reacts differently pot is more safer than alcohol. Alcoholism runs un my family so i dont drink . My uncle however starts drinking at 10am because alcohol numbs the 40 years of pain from construction. He needs both mnees replaced and i told him get the medical weed card because he'd qualify. Sadly he cant quit drinking. Drs have told him years ago his iron is bad and needs to stop. Wouldn't listen. I love my uncle but hes doing it to himself

[Jeff]

Heard on the radio this morning: some dude in Lithuania wanted to quit drinking so much, so he came up with the brilliant idea to swallow two pounds of nails, bolts, screws, and small knives. Doctors had to open him up pretty good to even begin helping him.

Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure there are easier and less painful methods of quitting drinking. I dunno, just a thought.