What is your philosophy?

[Ωmega Man Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Ωmega Man]

Leave it to chance. People will get what they deserve. Kharma has a way of getting you when you don't expect her too.

~KL~

[The_Mad_Dragon Captain Pervert Find all posts View Profile Close The_Mad_Dragon]

"There are times when the end justifies the means. But when you build an argument based on a whole series of such times, you may find that you've constructed an entire philosophy of evil."
―Luke Skywalker, to Ben Skywalker

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

If you're on time you're late. If you're early you're on time.

[Mrt1000son Dark Lord of the Sith Find all posts View Profile Close Mrt1000son]

Act towards others how you would like them to act towards you

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

A man is measured not by the size of his strength but by the strength of his heart

[Lantern Murdock 2814 Green Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern Murdock 2814]

Eagles may soar high but weesels don't get sucked into jet engiens

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

Nice.....one of my all time favs courtesy of Ninja Turtles 1


Wise man says forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza.

[Guest Close Shingo Wol]

Life will be good sometimes, and Suck the other times.

You cant know what the future holds, so Don't waste time worrying. Yet be prepared.

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

God is coming....look busy

[Lantern Murdock 2814 Green Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern Murdock 2814]

Courtesy of my 14 year old cousin who was caught masterbaiting by his sister last week,
"It's my dick I'll play with it if I want to!"

[Dr. Naysay Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Dr. Naysay]

If Life gives me lemons...sell them back for twice the value.

or

I Am King

I prefer "When life gives you AIDS make Lemonaids"

Well I originally came in here hoping to see some actual philosophical discussion. Instead we have some one liners. I'd like to think that life is a little more complex than a one liner. Anyway, philosophically I don't necessarily conform but my thoughts tend towards agnosticism, cynicism, and skepticism.

Which makes me a faithless jaded asshole most of the time.

I like things that are provable. I believe in measurable repeatable results. I don't trust anecdotal evidence nor simple eye witness reports. I don't feel the need to disprove things, disproving things is nigh impossible (as shown by the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his noodley appendage). Rather I ask for extrodinary claims show evidence. I'm not even going to go as far as Sagan and say "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." No, extraordinary claims just need the same regular evidence everything else is held to.

Some people might find that odd. I read comicbooks about men with superpowers and play dungeons and dragons. Yet I do not believe ghosts exist, nor monsters (be they mythical or cryptid), not magic, not the power of crystals, or Atlantis. Don't get me wrong, world would be a more interesting place if they did, but I see no solid evidence that they do.

Nived is now my favorite poster on this board.

Life will be good sometimes, and Suck the other times.

You cant know what the future holds, so Don't waste time worrying. Yet be prepared.

I think a more succinct way of putting that is

Hope fore the best, prepare for the worst"



But I still prefer...


The unexamined life is not worth living.

[BLUELCMISHRA Supreme Dalek Overlord Find all posts View Profile Close BLUELCMISHRA]

All will be well
God only gives you what you can handle
dont sweat the small stuff
enjoy the little things

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When I'm in a sober mood, I worry, work and think.
When I'm in a drunken mood, I gamble, play and drink.
But when my moods are over and my time has come to pass,
I hope they bury me upside down so the world can kiss my arse!

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

When we drink we get tired
When we get tired we go to sleep
When we sleep we commit no sin
So lets all get drunk and go to Heaven


This used to be hanging on a tiny little plauque by the front door of my house. It was my dad's

[BLUELCMISHRA Supreme Dalek Overlord Find all posts View Profile Close BLUELCMISHRA]

oh and how could i forget
"illegitime non carborundum"
Latin for dont let the bastards wear you down (roughly translated)