What is the most embarassing thing to ever happen to you?

[The_Mad_Dragon Captain Pervert Find all posts View Profile Close The_Mad_Dragon]

For me? When my fly was open during a school speech thing....

... and this is when I was in my full commando phase.

[glantern Star Sapphire's Love Slave Find all posts View Profile Close glantern]

when GLG kicked my butt for posting without reading.

i must admit, i deserved that.

peace, bro.

[W.West Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close W.West]

Lets just say it was my first time, and it wasn't the best of times...

[Andrew NDB Shot Caller Find all posts View Profile Close Andrew NDB]

I'd have to say when I went trick-or-treating/bag-snatching when I was in middle school and I dressed up as Jason, with a hockey mask (chrome, that I painted on top of it cool, evil Crow-like designs) and all of that.

It was getting late and I suddenly, absolutely had to take a shit. Like, out of nowhere it hit me... and bad. Going around with my friends, I finally had no choice but to knock on some doors and ask/plead to use their bathrooms... no one said yes. Finally I ran into a bit of woods off a trail between two roads, realizing there was simply no stopping things. I was almost out of my full-body jumpsuit when... yeah. It all just kind of flooded out of me, and mostly into the leg-portions of my jumpsuit.

I had to walk home, my friends making little knowing jokes about something smelling like shit all the way. I think that was the first time I did laundry ever.

[Maverick_GL Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Maverick_GL]

Accidentally going into the girls washroom on a school field trip in 97. We were going on a ski trip, and stopped at this bathroom stop along the road, and I really had to go. Anyway, go in there, sit in the stall, then next thing I hear is girls giggling. Oops. They saw my shoes and then laughed and did the girl freak out, then I got bugged on the bus. After a while tho, I started telling the story different so I didn't look like such an idiot, but originally it was total dumb-assness.

[Cid Jacobs Doctor Spectrum Find all posts View Profile Close Cid Jacobs]

I was running for class president, I had been nominated as a joke by some very cruel kids. I was about 10 years old at the time, and a little over weight. I really wanted to win though, to impress a certain girl, we'll call her "Hotty McHotterson".

I went on stage to give my speech in front of the entire school, all three grades. My mother was near the front with a poster celebrating what was almost assuradly a soon to be victory in her eyes. As I gave my speech, a few of the kids near the front started chanting. "Truffle Shuffle". My mother was not aware that this was a thinly veiled attack at my weight. She took a marker from her purse and wrote it on the back of her sign and started chanting it along with the rest of my classmates. Sucombing to peer pressure, I lifted my shirt and immitated the truffle shuffle dance. Appaenlty the gyrations of my hips proved to be too much for my hand me down clothes... my pants fell around my ankles. There I am, shirt pulled up around my neck, standing in front of the entire school, in my tidy whiteys. As I looked upon the crowd with horror, I saw my "best friend" sitting next to "Hotty McHotterson", holding her hand as they laughed. The shock of it all must have caused what happened next.

I urinated on myself. On stage. In front of everyone. I immediatly turned to run off stage and slipped in a puddle of my own urine. I busted my chin up pretty badly and started to cry. One of the teachers, who was laughing, tried to help my off stage, as the principal tried to control the room.

It was unfortunatly not the most embarassing day of my life, but the most embarassing I am willing to share.

[Guest Close Saint Walker]

In kindergarten I had a love for the schools baked beans, so when everyone wouldn't eat them, i would. So one day, after lunch we were all sitting in a circle. It might have been show and tel, my tummy was really hurting and the next thing I knew I had vomited on like half the class.

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When I first started with Nike, I was in the stock room going through the bins making sure all the product was priced right, and scanned in. Well I thought I was all alone so I farted, and the store manager came around the corner and started to talk to me. I smelled bad, I didn't know how she just stood there I was making myself sick!

[Lantern Kreon Weaponer of Qward Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern Kreon]

in my senior year of high school, my first period class was astronomy, which was awesome. The only bad thing was that only 1 person could go to the bathroom at a time.

So one morning I had a cheese omelette for breakfast. About half the time, eggs react terribly with my stomach, and this happened to be one of those times. About 15 minutes into class I started feeling things moving around in my stomach and gas built up. So when things are finally reaching the event horizon, the class slut gets up, goes and gets the pass, and walks out. I just thought I'd wait it out and squeeze my cheeks together. I mean it shouldn't take that long, right? Wrong. She hadn't really gone to piss or anything, she went to recake her face with makeup,talk on her phone, and presumably smoke a cock. So ten minutes later I'm still sitting there in the middle of the class with this fart in my ass pressurized like an aerosol can. Finally I couldn't hold it anymore and I really didn't want to rip one loud, so I just let it pass silently, hoping it would be bad.

It was the worst thing I have ever smelled. I would compare it to rotting flesh. I tried to sit there and deal with it, but I ended up having to get up and walk to another seat. As did everybody near me. Nobody said anything, but I'm fairly sure they all knew it was me.

[The_Mad_Dragon Captain Pervert Find all posts View Profile Close The_Mad_Dragon]

THis thread is getting kinda gross.

[Guest Close Darth_Ennis]

Well there was this one time that my roomate and I were in a craft store looking for paint and stuff for my customs.

My roommate cut the loudest fart I have ever heard. It was like a 30 second fart that must have changed pitch about 3 times and the stench was so heinous it was smelled and HEARD 3 aisles away.

With variouus cries of "Good God!!" and "What the hell was tha?t" from various other customers.

I had to beat a hasty retreat because I just couldn't take it. And never did get the supplies I needed.

I've been too embarrassed to go into that particular store ever since.

[Guest Close GreenLanternGeek]

THis thread is getting kinda gross.

what the hell did you expect? o_O

[Lantern Kreon Weaponer of Qward Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern Kreon]

A friend and I got hit with the premature celebration bar penalty during the Panthers game on sunday. It was fairly embarassing.

[Maverick_GL Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Maverick_GL]

what the hell did you expect? o_O

Hey, no posting if you aren't going to contribute.

[Guest Close GreenLanternGeek]

hey I have so many embarrising moments it's hard to pick just one... seriously I could write a book series with all the embarrising shit thats happened to me.