The Wrestling Thread

[Frank Castle Alpha-Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Frank Castle]

Brock can not train or eat like he did before, and tbh if you watched UFC you would know he has had this look for awhile, since quitting UFC he probably let him self go a little bit more, 2002-04 Brock is never coming back.

The same could be said of TripleH I remember when he cameback in 2002 I think man he was jacked the fuck up he never looked so good, but then in the Evoultion days he became fat and wore those horrible purple pants, till this day his look has never really recovered.

Also its pretty obvious these guys are on something, even guys in MMA do stuff to help, they just cycle it out when a fight is coming up, its not humanly possible to get that size, your body has limits, of course you still need to hit the gym so its not as easy as taking a magic pill and up pop giant muscles.

[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

He had diverticulitis

yea he was on fox news saying how he went to canada to be treated

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Brock can not train or eat like he did before, and tbh if you watched UFC you would know he has had this look for awhile, since quitting UFC he probably let him self go a little bit more, 2002-04 Brock is never coming back.

The same could be said of TripleH I remember when he cameback in 2002 I think man he was jacked the fuck up he never looked so good, but then in the Evoultion days he became fat and wore those horrible purple pants, till this day his look has never really recovered.

Also its pretty obvious these guys are on something, even guys in MMA do stuff to help, they just cycle it out when a fight is coming up, its not humanly possible to get that size, your body has limits, of course you still need to hit the gym so its not as easy as taking a magic pill and up pop giant muscles.

It's also very hard to maintain a body like that. About the only people who can manage to keep that big are professional body builders, who spend basically every waking hour either working out or eating highly specialized diets 9 months out of the year.

But you have to hand it to wrestlers with amazing bodies, there is no questioning their work ethic. It's one thing to go to the gym a lot which can leave you stiff and sore for days afterward (believe me, I know), it's quite another thing to then jump in a ring and get tossed around on a nightly basis. Although I imagine the actual "Wrestling" part of their day is probably the easiest.

[Jay Burg American Bad Ass Find all posts View Profile Close Jay Burg]

I hate when they bring people back like Tensai and completely ignore the fact that people know who he is. They only subtley talk about his past. But at the same time they act like they never watched him wrestle before. He was a jobber and people don't forget.

This.

This is why i refuse to get behind Albert. Wasn't a fan of his hairy back then, not a fan of his tatted face now.

[Maverick_GL Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Maverick_GL]

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This.

This is why i refuse to get behind Albert. Wasn't a fan of his hairy back then, not a fan of his tatted face now.

That's fair as far as your opinion goes, but also unfair for the wrestlers. People need to change gimmicks in order to progress in the biz.

Look at The Rock, formerly known as Rocky Miavia:



Or Kane, formerly known as Isaac Yankem:



Or John Cena, formerly known as The Prototype:



Even Batista, formerly known as Leviathan:



(I actually prefer the pre-WWF gimmicks of the latter two)

Anyway the point is, part of the business is about re-inventing yourself into something (hopefully, but not always) better than you were.

Lord Tensai is probably the best gimmick Albert A-Train will have - he's not some stupid body piercer/tattooist guy, and since he isn't very great on the mic and has the size, it makes sense for him to be some foreign powerhouse running rampant in the WWF.

But if you don't like him you don't like him, no skin off my nose.

[Jay Burg American Bad Ass Find all posts View Profile Close Jay Burg]

Cena was better off as Prototype.

Batista was pretty cool as Leviathan, but at least Batista worked.

Rocky Maevia showed his charisma early on, but evolved into something much better.

Albert just sucked from beginning to end. I can't take him seriously. He'll always be a jobber.

[JohnnyV Pictionary Master Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyV]

dear lord, can't believe that's where Kane came from.

[Jay Burg American Bad Ass Find all posts View Profile Close Jay Burg]

Rocky Maivia. What the fuck lol.

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[Jay Burg American Bad Ass Find all posts View Profile Close Jay Burg]

Watch especially from 6:40 and on.

THIS is why you give the Rock free reign on the mic lol.

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LOL poor molly...

[d3v1lb0y Red Lantern Black Ops Find all posts View Profile Close d3v1lb0y]

That bellytattoo of Batista is TOO GAY!!!

[W.West Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close W.West]

Rocky Maivia. What the fuck lol.

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That is charisma!

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

Those old Rock promos are golden.

Not sure if you guys have already covered this, but in other news...

Scott Hall Arrested for Beating His Girlfriend

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/scott-h...0202--spt.html

EDIT: Didn't see Superlantern's thread.

[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

Those old Rock promos are golden.

Not sure if you guys have already covered this, but in other news...






EDIT: Didn't see Superlantern's thread.

im suprised he can even move honestly

just out of curiosity did you see that cm punk called out chris brown for his insident with rihanna?



someone better call ufc's dana white and make this happen

id pay to see brown get his ass beat

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[Frank Castle Alpha-Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Frank Castle]

Lord Tensai is probably the best gimmick Albert A-Train will have - he's not some stupid body piercer/tattooist guy, and since he isn't very great on the mic and has the size, it makes sense for him to be some foreign powerhouse running rampant in the WWF.

You see while Albert has a new gimmick its not working any better than his old gimmicks, for starters they are doing the powerhouse thing all wrong, Goldberg is the best example of how to do it right, Alberts matches go way too long, if he is so powerful he should murder the likes of riley in less than a minute, his matches are slow and boring with no interesting spots to get him over, add on his over long intro, people are already bored before he even gets into the ring, his intro should get you pumped like when Goldberg or Lesnar come out, you feel the pain coming.

Its obviously not working out for him and I wouldn't be surprised if they took him off TV very soon.

[TazzMission Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close TazzMission]

oh damn



- Actress Jessica Alba stepped into the wrestling ring Monday to film a YouTube commercial in Los Angeles, California.

Her opponent was former WWE Superstar John Morrison. US Weekly revealed a shot of Alba applying a headlock on Morrison. No word yet when the YouTube commercial will be released.