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  • The Ion oath!

    **Of emerald fire I'm now the Scion**
    Who bears the torch you can rely on
    Behold the light, the one called Ion!


    The proof! I'm posting it on this website so everyone will know who made it. Remember to not accept any imitations

    Remember where you saw it, and how it goes.

  • #2
    Worst fucking thing I've heard. Ever.

    Awful, awful.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by HalFingJordan View Post
      Worst fucking thing I've heard. Ever.

      Awful, awful.
      i'm waiting to hear your better Ion oath.

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      • #4
        Does Ion really need an oath?

        Oh, and don't mind HalFingJordan... he's against everything Kyle.
        Do good. Be well. Make happy.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lightninbug View Post
          i'm waiting to hear your better Ion oath.
          Through artist block and bad writing
          I lose girlfriends and yet keep on fighting
          I can't be stopped by decapitated heads
          I was only relevent when Hal was still dead!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Parrylakks View Post
            Does Ion really need an oath?
            You mean when he was still Ion?

            Last I checked, he didn't ever need to recharge... so saying an oath would seem rather superfluous. But I can appreciate him rededicating himself on a daily or what-have-you basis the same way folks say prayers before bedtime.

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            • #7
              Oh, great. The 'Bug has arrived.

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              • #8
                Ion is a cool character but...yeah...Hal's the man...sorry...

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                • #9
                  Yep, Hal's the man all right.... Then Guy and John.

                  Kyle's like the last pick in the NFL Draft.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by HalFingJordan View Post
                    Through artist block and bad writing
                    I lose girlfriends and yet keep on fighting
                    I can't be stopped by decapitated heads
                    I was only relevent when Hal was still dead!


                    Yo i love me some kyle but that is f'n funny.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lightninbug View Post
                      **Of emerald fire I'm now the Scion**
                      Who bears the torch you can rely on
                      Behold the light, the one called Ion!


                      The proof! I'm posting it on this website so everyone will know who made it. Remember to not accept any imitations

                      Remember where you saw it, and how it goes.
                      Are you really a Kyle fan? Because that "oath" is basically Kyle singing his own praises. I'm thankful that Kyle is NOT the kind of character that would be that self-absorbed and narcissistic. I have a hard time seeing how a fan of the character would WANT to promote an "oath" that portrays him in that light.

                      (And technically, it isn't really an "oath" is it? I mean, he isn't pledging to do anything. He's just talking about himself. The traditional "oath" at least pledges that "No evil shall escape my sight". I'm going to have to look up the actual definition of an oath.)

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                      • #12
                        you people are all very sad and probably just jealous that you can't think up a better Ion oath for Kyle.

                        Go on lets hear it.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Lightninbug View Post
                          Go on lets hear it.
                          Not satisfied? Fine, a second verse.

                          Hal Jordan's back
                          Guy Gardner too
                          "Green Lantern"'s taken
                          What can I do?
                          Name myself after an atomic charge;
                          Kill off Jade, and be livin' large.

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                          • #14
                            Scion : young shoot or twig of a plant suitable for grafting.

                            Yeah, that's Kyle all right. Hal is the man with the oath. If Kyle were to adopt an oath it would be further evidence of his desire to be like Hal.

                            "I am Ion.
                            I'm hungry.
                            Could someone please put a pie on
                            The cooker.

                            My name makes no sense.
                            What is Ion?
                            My fans are too dense
                            Hey I'd better put a tie on.

                            'Cause its the only way I'd look decent
                            as my costumes of recent
                            Times have sucked much arse.
                            And now Hal's back
                            The GL stories don't lack
                            That much needed touch of class."
                            A.A.F.A.D.

                            "Damn that Sorcerer! 20 gold pieces and I'm wankered on Rohypnol!"

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                            • #15
                              you people have no lives.

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