Has Hal ever had sex with a construct?

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It'd almost be more weird if he didn't, right?

I'm guessing that this is something that the Guardians would frown upon, if not directly outlaw. Going back to GL vol 2 #40, (perhaps earlier, I don't remember) readers see that the GotU can listen in and receive data when a ring is used. They might tolerate occasional superfluous uses of their rings, but I doubt that they would consent to their lawgivers essentially having traveling construct brothels.

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I can't imagine Jordan ever needing to have coitus with a construct. He's the Kirk of the corps afterall.
The only person with more charisma in comics is Oliver Queen.

Guy or Kyle would be more likely to do the dirty deed with a willpower inflate a date than anyone else.
Hm. However, G'nort may be freaky like that too.

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I do not want to think about G'nort's sex life ever again.

[Bob Sachs Voice of Guy Gardner Find all posts View Profile Close Bob Sachs]

I do not want to think about G'nort's sex life ever again.

I feel the same way about anyone's sex life other than my own.

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I can't imagine Jordan ever needing to have coitus with a construct. He's the Kirk of the corps afterall.
The only person with more charisma in comics is Oliver Queen.

Guy or Kyle would be more likely to do the dirty deed with a willpower inflate a date than anyone else.
Hm. However, G'nort may be freaky like that too.

Kyle has always been a ladies' man too. I'm sure there are plenty of female GLC members who wouldn't mind a fling with him.

I feel the same way about anyone's sex life other than my own.

Agreed! That's how I feel about every story that I've ever read or watched too. Give me as few details as possible.

[Bob Sachs Voice of Guy Gardner Find all posts View Profile Close Bob Sachs]

I do wonder how the Guardians select their officers. Do they view the GLs as cannon fodder? Are corps looked at as expendable?

Hopefully, the little blue guys in red dresses aren't complete dictators over their service men and women. I hope they allow the troops some 'activities' while off duty. I know Guy was permitted to have a club on Oa, but when there's socializing and stimulating beverages allowed, beings are apt to engage in *ahem* certain things. Also, the Guardians mate with the Zamarons, so surely there has to be some sorta protocol, or allowance.

I'm probably overthinking the whole thing, but this topic's title got me thinking.

NOTE: I'm aware of Ganthet and Sayd btw.

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After reading this thread i have this really messed up image in my head of a gaping vagina construct with ryan reynolds hal jordan fisting it ._.._._