Green Lantern #0 *Preview/Spoilers*

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

The figure should come with a black bag, a board, and a bucket of water to remind kids how our government unjustly waterboards terrorists. Make a cute little playset out of it, with the evil government agent dressed in black, twirling his moustache as he gives the orders from behind a one way mirror!

Not gonna lie I would buy that whole playset LOL

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Can't you picture the commercial, with the two kids playing with the playset, in the vein of the creepy crawlers ads?:

Government goon: "We'll teach YOU a lesson, you sneaky foreigner! Taste the fear of my waterboarding contraption!"

Evil, moustache twirling voice over intercom: "Next stop, Guantanamo Bay BWAHAHAHA!"

GL Simon Baz: "Not if my power ring doesn't stop you first! Muslims were horrified by 9/11 too!!"

BAM! With one power action twist, the breakaway wall with the oneway mirror breaks apart, the villains plans are foiled, and emerald justice is SERVED!*













*Action figures sold separately.

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

Can't you picture the commercial, with the two kids playing with the playset, in the vein of the creepy crawlers ads?:

Government goon: "We'll teach YOU a lesson, you sneaky foreigner! Taste the fear of my waterboarding contraption!"

Evil, moustache twirling voice over intercom: "Next stop, Guantanamo Bay BWAHAHAHA!"

GL Simon Baz: "Not if my power ring doesn't stop you first! Muslims were horrified by 9/11 too!!"

BAM! With one power action twist, the breakaway wall with the oneway mirror breaks apart, the villains plans are foiled, and emerald justice is SERVED!*













*Action figures sold separately.

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

*Action figures sold separately.

Collect only 4 proofs of purchase for a mail-away 747 airliner playset where you can stop the terrorist scum from taking over the cockpit. You can see to it that Mohammed Atta (oughta) stayed home on this day when you bludgeon him with your hidden baseball bat.

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Collect only 4 proofs of purchase for a mail-away 747 airliner playset where you can stop the terrorist scum from taking over the cockpit. You can see to it that Mohammed Atta (oughta) stayed home on this day when you bludgeon him with your hidden baseball bat.

Do I want to know where he's been hiding the baseball bat?

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

Do I want to know where he's been hiding the baseball bat?

Well, it'll be wooden to not set off any alarms.

Have you seen the Family Guy where Brian stops 9/11? It's on youtube, but it'll be poor quality if you want to view it.

[Tommy Boy Hal's Understudy Find all posts View Profile Close Tommy Boy]

But I'm just talkin' bout Gun-Guy!

And we can dig it!

[Cheifofstuff Major Force's Dinner Date Find all posts View Profile Close Cheifofstuff]

this issue was ok still dont why there making another gl