Green Lantern #0 *Preview/Spoilers*

[Cheifofstuff]

this issue was ok still dont why there making another gl

[Tommy Boy]

But I'm just talkin' bout Gun-Guy!

And we can dig it!

[Sylent_Asassin]

Do I want to know where he's been hiding the baseball bat?

Well, it'll be wooden to not set off any alarms.

Have you seen the Family Guy where Brian stops 9/11? It's on youtube, but it'll be poor quality if you want to view it.

[Mister Ed]

Collect only 4 proofs of purchase for a mail-away 747 airliner playset where you can stop the terrorist scum from taking over the cockpit. You can see to it that Mohammed Atta (oughta) stayed home on this day when you bludgeon him with your hidden baseball bat.

Do I want to know where he's been hiding the baseball bat?

[Sylent_Asassin]

*Action figures sold separately.

Collect only 4 proofs of purchase for a mail-away 747 airliner playset where you can stop the terrorist scum from taking over the cockpit. You can see to it that Mohammed Atta (oughta) stayed home on this day when you bludgeon him with your hidden baseball bat.

[Lantern A-train]

Can't you picture the commercial, with the two kids playing with the playset, in the vein of the creepy crawlers ads?:

Government goon: "We'll teach YOU a lesson, you sneaky foreigner! Taste the fear of my waterboarding contraption!"

Evil, moustache twirling voice over intercom: "Next stop, Guantanamo Bay BWAHAHAHA!"

GL Simon Baz: "Not if my power ring doesn't stop you first! Muslims were horrified by 9/11 too!!"

BAM! With one power action twist, the breakaway wall with the oneway mirror breaks apart, the villains plans are foiled, and emerald justice is SERVED!*













*Action figures sold separately.

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

Can't you picture the commercial, with the two kids playing with the playset, in the vein of the creepy crawlers ads?:

Government goon: "We'll teach YOU a lesson, you sneaky foreigner! Taste the fear of my waterboarding contraption!"

Evil, moustache twirling voice over intercom: "Next stop, Guantanamo Bay BWAHAHAHA!"

GL Simon Baz: "Not if my power ring doesn't stop you first! Muslims were horrified by 9/11 too!!"

BAM! With one power action twist, the breakaway wall with the oneway mirror breaks apart, the villains plans are foiled, and emerald justice is SERVED!*













*Action figures sold separately.

[Lantern A-train]

The figure should come with a black bag, a board, and a bucket of water to remind kids how our government unjustly waterboards terrorists. Make a cute little playset out of it, with the evil government agent dressed in black, twirling his moustache as he gives the orders from behind a one way mirror!

Not gonna lie I would buy that whole playset LOL

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

The figure should come with a black bag, a board, and a bucket of water to remind kids how our government unjustly waterboards terrorists. Make a cute little playset out of it, with the evil government agent dressed in black, twirling his moustache as he gives the orders from behind a one way mirror!

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

Oh it better! Don't pass up a kewl feature like THAT!

[Sylent_Asassin]

So when Baz uses his ring, do his tattoos light up? Can we expect that from the action figure?

[Dr. Naysay]

They say that Gun-Guy is a baaaaaaaad mutha-shut yo mouth!

But I'm just talkin' bout Gun-Guy!

[Space Cop]

More like an undiscerning man's Han Solo

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

WHY THE GUN? He looks like he's about to hold up a liquor store!!!

Because a bomb vest isn't PC.

And his story will be the hero's journey. A poor man's Han Solo.

[Tommy Boy]

They say that Gun-Guy is a baaaaaaaad mutha-shut yo mouth!