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    Jay Burg
    American Bad Ass

  • Jay Burg
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    Originally posted by Tommy Boy View Post

    I got yer back.

    OR...

    EVERYONE'S GAY. AND BLACK. AND RELATED. AND HAVING BUTTSEX.

    And the true GROUND-SHATTERING change in the reboot...

    POUCHES. Everyone is covered in POUCHES.

    Liefeld is suing me for breaking our NDA, by the way.

    African-Homo-Incest-Siblings drilling for oil is acceptable.

    But Liefeld Pouches? YOU HAVE GONE TO FAR !!!


    Originally posted by Tazer View Post
    Yo.



    .............now why ya gotta go & say that?

    U tryin' ta give them MORE ideas to piss me off?!??




    Tazer
    If I wanted to piss you off, I'd have come up with the original idea to put all the DC heroes into an ice cube tray and have superman sing karaoke until he created a reboot. I'd also kill batman and not explain how i killed him or how he came back, but you bet yer ass I'd make comics promising to explain it still. Then, I'd call in a buncha farm animals and turn them into the new justice league alongside superman.


    What now son.

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  • Fearless
    Agent Orange

  • Fearless
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    So much so that we devoted a weekly podcast to it.

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  • Big Daddy Dave Skywalker
    Moisture Farmer

  • Big Daddy Dave Skywalker
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    Pissing Tazer off is FUN...

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  • Tazer
    That Evil, Yellow Bastiche

  • Tazer
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    Yo.

    Originally posted by Jay Burg View Post
    DC should just reboot every 5 years.

    OR, they could hire Jim Lee, Rob Liefeld, Marc Silvestri, Todd McFarlane, Eric Larson and Jim Valentino and have them handle the reboot.

    OR, they could simply replace the Justice League heroes with Azrael, Eradicator, Artemis, Kyle Rayner, Wally West, and give Aquaman a hook for an arm... just to make things a lil different. ( don't forget to turn Martian Manhunter into Bloodwynd for complete shock factor. )

    OR, they could have a "crisis", but THIS TIME, it's for real.

    OR, .... ( ok i got nothin. )
    .............now why ya gotta go & say that?

    U tryin' ta give them MORE ideas to piss me off?!??




    Tazer

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  • Tommy Boy
    Hal's Understudy

  • Tommy Boy
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    Originally posted by Jay Burg View Post
    OR, .... ( ok i got nothin. )
    I got yer back.

    OR...

    EVERYONE'S GAY. AND BLACK. AND RELATED. AND HAVING BUTTSEX.

    And the true GROUND-SHATTERING change in the reboot...

    POUCHES. Everyone is covered in POUCHES.

    Liefeld is suing me for breaking our NDA, by the way.

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  • Mister Ed
    Horse of a Different Color

  • Mister Ed
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    Originally posted by Michael Heide View Post
    EVERY employee dreams of fucking with their customers.
    Poorly phrased, sorry. I acknowledged that there would be people that would THINK of saying that. I just had a hard time believing that there were employees that would actually SERIOUSLY consider voicing it out loud. I know when I worked in retail, I certainly DREAMED of telling customers that they were stupid (never anything as offensive as the comment mentioned here, though).

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  • Jay Burg
    American Bad Ass

  • Jay Burg
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    Original ideas for how DC can shake things up.

    DC should just reboot every 5 years.

    OR, they could hire Jim Lee, Rob Liefeld, Marc Silvestri, Todd McFarlane, Eric Larson and Jim Valentino and have them handle the reboot.

    OR, they could simply replace the Justice League heroes with Azrael, Eradicator, Artemis, Kyle Rayner, Wally West, and give Aquaman a hook for an arm... just to make things a lil different. ( don't forget to turn Martian Manhunter into Bloodwynd for complete shock factor. )

    OR, they could have a "crisis", but THIS TIME, it's for real.

    OR, .... ( ok i got nothin. )

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  • Hypo
    Lil' Leaguer

  • Hypo
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    One Year Later: 10 Suggestions For the Future of THE NEW 52

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  • Michael Heide
    Heide Finition

  • Michael Heide
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    Originally posted by W.West View Post
    Originally posted by Hypo View Post
    The title of that article seems a bit misleading
    Of course it does. It's Bleeding Cool.

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  • Michael Heide
    Heide Finition

  • Michael Heide
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    Originally posted by Mister Ed View Post
    I think I would have been more likely to report it to a manager. I know it's fun to laugh at Wal-mart, but I've never encountered any employee at ANY retail establishment that would DREAM of making such a comment to a customer.
    EVERY employee dreams of fucking with their customers.

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  • IonFan
    Forum Member

  • IonFan
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    no i'm good Jay

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  • Jay Burg
    American Bad Ass

  • Jay Burg
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    Originally posted by IonFan View Post
    h@ll, sh!t, bad gay jokes, called something we're not, people thinking we support something when we in fact don't, ect., ect., ect.



    sidenote: and yes i did ignore the rest of your post
    no, read the rest. I put a shit load of effort into that post.

    If you don't, i'll get all butt hurt, and it would be YOUR fault.

    and that would be kinda gay.

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  • IonFan
    Forum Member

  • IonFan
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    Originally posted by Jay Burg View Post
    Get what,
    h@ll, sh!t, bad gay jokes, called something we're not, people thinking we support something when we in fact don't, ect., ect., ect.



    sidenote: and yes i did ignore the rest of your post

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  • Jay Burg
    American Bad Ass

  • Jay Burg
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    Originally posted by IonFan View Post

    GL is now gay and we're going get it cause of this
    Get what, a gay dick in yer ass?

    What if the walmart employee shoves his "straight" dick in yer ass.... it that gay?

    Is it gay that I'm making you think about some walmart employee's dick in yer ass as you read this post?

    Now yer gay cause Alan Scott is gay AND some straight dude put his dick in yer ass in yer imagination.

    Imagine that.

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  • IonFan
    Forum Member

  • IonFan
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    Originally posted by Big Daddy Dave View Post
    Pledge your fealty to James Bond Ionfan. He's the one fictional character that will never change his sexual preference.
    ya know your right i can fake support him and never have to worry about sh!t like this

    Originally posted by plastroncafe View Post
    I quite like what MovieBob had to say about this whole Alan Scott thing.

    http://www.escapistmagazine.com/
    ok yes parts of that was funny and i'm sure his points were will made BUT he doesn't get it

    Originally posted by FrEaKjOkErXXX View Post
    I just had a Wal Mart employee point at my Blackest Night tee shirt (the cover of Blackest Night #2) and say:

    ”I hope they burn that faggots books now.”
    i told ya sh!t like this was gonna happen, a$$hole that know next to nothing for some reason know GL is now gay and we're going get it cause of this


    sidenote: i find it very funny that most (if not all) comic related news sites aren't reporting on any of the fans that say that this is/was a bad idea abd will hurt everything GL related (just like the *MD EDIT* media isn't reporting how bad things are in the US )

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