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Morrison: "...Batman is very, very gay"
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If Batman were real, he'd be a gay kidtoucher. I know the intent is that he's a heterosexual in the comics, but there really IS a lot of gay shit about him.
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I bet it's because Morrison wants Bat-Homo to totally throw some butt darts up in him.
Yes, I said it. MORRISON IS GAY.
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Originally posted by Mister.Weirdo View PostI don't think his article was talking about Batman being gay, but that he has gay aspects.
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Like it F'n matters anyway. Try calling him gay in a derogatory way to his face in a dark alley when he's in full-on clown-assaulting mode.
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Originally posted by Janza Bowka View PostTalking about emotions is suggestively gay, really?
Homosexuality is the emotional and physical attraction to those of the same gender. Your actions do not dictate sexuality. Morrison as smart a he thinks he is seems to have seriously missed that.
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Originally posted by Iggy View PostBruce Wayne himself is not gay.
The elements that created the fictional know as The Batman have "gay" elements.
That's what Morrison is saying, nothing about the sexual preference of the actual character itself.Originally posted by Janza Bowka View PostTalking about emotions is suggestively gay, really?
Homosexuality is the emotional and physical attraction to those of the same gender. Your actions do not dictate sexuality. Morrison as smart a he thinks he is seems to have seriously missed that.Originally posted by Agent Purple View PostIt is when you're just having a laugh and don't really care about the matter overall.
Well ya sure got one over on me Morrison, har har, how clever of you.
Morrison is one very, very queer dude.
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Originally posted by Janza Bowka View PostTalking about emotions is suggestively gay, really?
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Talking about emotions is suggestively gay, really?
Homosexuality is the emotional and physical attraction to those of the same gender. Your actions do not dictate sexuality. Morrison as smart a he thinks he is seems to have seriously missed that.
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Batman went to the Fortress of Solitude to talk about his emotions with Superman. That's not outright gay, but it's suggestively gay; we'll leave it aside for now because of how inconclusive it is.
However, aliens that look like penises arrive at the Fortress. These extraterrestrial dicks ("extra-dicks") shortly thereafter mutate...to grow extra dicks out of multiple orifices. Hairy alien cocks that have tentacles and can generate more phallus-looking things from their already-penile bodies. They are also psychic, if I recall correctly: hairy alien cocks that grow more hairy alien cocks that can telepathically fuck your brain.
"Unfortunately," the extra-dicks die from lack of emotional honesty, and Batman and Superman spend the last few pages crying uncontrollably about how space dongs are dying all over their emotion-laden man cave.
You cannot make this shit up. It really fucking happened.
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Originally posted by Maverick_GL View PostThen what was he trying to say? Batman seems "very, very gay" but that he's not actually?
That's why I said the whole was "absurd", and aside from getting people (like us) to talk about what Morrison said, entirely pointless.
The elements that created the fictional know as The Batman have "gay" elements.
That's what Morrison is saying, nothing about the sexual preference of the actual character itself.
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Originally posted by Michael Heide View PostNOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT BATMAN'S SEXUAL PREFERANCE BEING GAY!
That's why I said the whole was "absurd", and aside from getting people (like us) to talk about what Morrison said, entirely pointless.
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Originally posted by TazzMission View Posti just find it pointless to base any charachter soley on there sexual preferance ( not saying being gay is a choice )
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