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Explorers (1985)
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Death Walks on High Heels (1971)
“Oh, I used to be very curious, Nicole. I wanted to know absolutely everything about everything. Then, one day, it dawned on me that every one of my questions meant listening to an answer, and every one of the answers meant a disappointment.”
Curse of the Fly (1965)
“You’re not God, you’re not even human.”
—60th anniversary.
Tank Girl (1995)
“Look, it’s been swell, but the swelling’s gone down.”
—30th anniversary.
Final Destination (2000)
“We’re all on the same list.”
Sin City (2005)
“She doesn’t quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.”
—20th anniversary. Forgot how much I like this movie (which I checked out of the library) and the stories.
The Man They Could Not Hang (1939)
“I answer it’s the gift of eternal life! But whether man's wise enough or old enouh to receive such a gift, I don’t know.”
—This week’s not-bad Karloff flick, a sci-fi, sort-of horror crime thriller.
[Rifftrax:] Samurai Cop (1991/2016)
“Remember folks, it’s not racist if it’s incoherent.”
Faces of Death II (1981)
“This white blanket of death is called an avalanche.”
—Not great. Relied on more post-disaster footage. Many would also be uncomfortable with the footage of animal testing and slaughter.
Death Walks at Midnight (1972)
[aka Cry Out in Terror]
“You know drugs cause more damage than tossing a rock through a window and they’re no joke either.”
—I liked this giallo though the skeptical police inspector and the giggling hitman were really annoying.
Rob Roy (1995)
“You take too much to heart that canna be helped.”
—30th anniversary and since I split it up, coincided with Tartan Day too.
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Nocturnal Animals (2016)
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Bad Boys (1995)
“It’s $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It’s a limited edition.
-You damn right it’s limited. No cup holder, no back seat.
—30th anniversary.
Ready to Rumble (2000)
“Just cause it’s your dream doesn’t make it right or noble or whatever! Charles Manson was following his dream! Joseph Stalin, Michael Bolton, you get my point?”
—25th anniversary, but my first watch. So dumb, but fun to see all the WCW wrestlers in the movie.
Fever Pitch (2005)
“They’ll break your heart.”
—20th anniversary.
While You Were Sleeping (1995)
“It’s amazing how exotic Wisconsin isn’t.”
—30th anniversary.
[Rifftrax:] Martial Law (1990/2019)
“This has well exceeded my yearly quota of Chad McQueen nipple.”
The Body Snatcher (1945)
“There is no standing between a fool and his folly.”
—80th anniversary.
Comedy of Terrors (1963)
“Is there no morality left in this world?”
—Made a Karloff double feature (this one for Dark Corners’ coverage this week).
Final Destination 2 (2003)
“You can’t cheat Death. There are no escapes.”
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)
“Death is just like life in Sin City. It always wins.”
The Wolfman (2010)
“Never look back. The past is a wilderness of horrors.”
—My werewolf pick for the Pink Moon (which we could not see here in overcast NJ).
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Candyman (2021)
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Cat’s Eye (1985)
“He tried to get smart with his fist, but unfortunately he has very stupid fists.”
—40th anniversary. I think this Stephen King adaptation/framed anthology is underrated.
Troll (2020)
“You have to see it to believe it. That’s what they say. It’s the opposite. You have to believe in something to see it.”
—Norwegian giant-attacks movie. Pretty good. On Netflix.
[Rifftrax:] Martial Law 2: Under Cover (1991/2020)
“This is the worst climax since the one that conceived Dr. Phil.”
Johhny Mnemonic (1995)
“I want room service!”
—30th anniversary.
Wrestlemania IX: Becoming a Spectacle (2025)
“You don’t evolve without taking chances and doing different things and that’s what Wrestlemania 9 was.”
—Pretty good WWE doc (on Peacock) about the event including the first BTS footage they shot for a mania.
Final Destination 3 (2006)
“F**k Benjamin Franklin.”
[Rifftrax:] In Pursuit (2000/2023)
“In case you ever wondered if corned beef could be an action star.”
Wicked (2024)
“Your very first party?
-Do funerals count?”
—Did not like.
The Final Destination [i.e., #4] (2009)
“I've been trying to kill myself all day.”
The Mummy (1932)
“Death is but the doorway to new life.”
—Last week’s Karloff pick.
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The Reivers (1969)
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This is how I finished out April in movie watching:
Rooster Cogburn (1975)
“Here we value a spirited woman almost as much as we do a spirited horse.”
—50th anniversary.
Godzilla Raids Again (1955)
“Even with all our weapons and collective ingenuity, we weren’t able to stop Godzilla’s frenzied, radioactivity-fuelled rampage.”
—70th anniversary of the first Godzilla sequel, the first in which he fights another kaiju, and the last in black and white.
Rob-B-Hood (2006)
“You weren’t like this when you were born.”
—A decent later Jackie Chan movie. Picked up on sale unseen at the time.
The Land that Time Forgot (1974)
“You are too late! Caprona has won. You cannot go back to the beginning.”
Game of Death II (1980)
(aka Tower of Death [1981])
“Kung-fu fighters should be fierce like a lion and swift like a peacock so I study their styles.”
—One of the Bruce Lee exploitations that (like #1) used actual Lee footage along with a double (usually obscured) then switches to his brother. Not bad. It’s an extra on the Criterion Bruce Lee box set.
Just One of the Guys (1985)
“Now? Can’t you be alone when your parents are home?”
—40th anniversary. Free on Youtube. Been a while. Follows a high school girl who thinks her journalism is discriminated against so she poses as a boy. Probably not PC, but more poignant than you might expect perhaps because it was directed by a woman.
Village of the Damned (1995)
“You are a prisoner of your values.”
—30th anniversary of Carpenter’s remake.
He-Man and She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword (1985)
“Skeletor to King Randor, Skeletor to King Randor. Come in, you royal boob!”
—Youtubed for Masters of the Universe Day (and about a month late for its 40th anniversary).
[Rifftrax:] Max Havoc: Curse of the Dragon (2004/2021)
“This movie is 90% looking around hotel entrances.”
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
“Apparently, you can’t be president with a whole brain.”
—20th anniversary.
[Heroic Trio 2:] Executioners (1993)
“Objections! Objections!”
Death Race 2000 (1975)
“I tried the g****mn Boy Scout camp. You know how fast those Boy Scouts move?”
—50th anniversary.
Black Dynamite (2009)
“Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!”
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I'm glad the site's back but hopefully other GLC message boards members know since it's been down for over five months. Here is all the movies I saw back in May:
Out Of Africa (1985)
In hindsight, RIP Robert Redford.
The Last Duel (2021)
House Of Gucci (2021)
Escape Room: Tournament Of Champions (2021)
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Agreed and here’s my May movies (I watch a lot of film). BTW: House of Gucci was really good.Originally posted by robojac View Post
Switchblade Sister (1975)
“Like my dad used to say, God rest his a** . . .”
—50th anniversary of the Jack Hill exploitation “classic” and favorite of Tarantino’s. Follows a ghetto girl attached to a boys gang with no elements coming in from both sides.
The Peanut Butter Falcon (2019)
“Yeah, you’re gonna die, it’s a matter of time. That ain’t the question. The question’s, whether they’re gonna have a good story to tell about you when you’re gone. Now, don’t be a b**ch. Let’s go.”
—A fun road trip movie where a guilty fisherman fleeing the law meets up with a young man with Down Syndrome who ran away to become a wrestler. Expiring in a couple days on Netflix. Recommend.
Code of Silence (1985)
“This is Marlene. She works for a proctologist. Don’t turn your back on her.”
—40th anniversary, but my first view (thanks to a three-pack blu-ray I got not long ago). More of a police procedural than a standard Chuck Norris movie, but pretty good.
Gymkata (1985)
“It’s not over yet, so put your hardware back in your pants.”
—40th anniversary, but my first view (I think) thanks to Internet Archive. Goofy fun.
Audrey (2020)
“Audrey Hepburn was not like any other actor or actress out there. She just had magnetism.”
—Watched the documentary on Netflix in honor of the anniversary of my favorite actress’ birthday.
Gladiator (2000)
“Strength and honor.”
—25th anniversary.
The Ape (1940)
“I don’t like things I can’t understand.”
—Last week’s Karloff flick. Medical experiment movie. Not great; not horrible. Free on Youtube.
[MST3K:] Samson vs. The Vampire Women (1962/1995)
“Mexico is one goofy country.”
—My Cinco de Mayo pick this year.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
“To a new world of gods and monsters!”
—90th anniversary.
Woodlawn (2015)
“I’m asking you to stand up, to make a decision, to change, to forgive, and to be forgiven.”
Isle of the Dead (1946)
“Laws can be wrong, and laws can be cruel, and the people who live only by the law are both wrong and cruel.”
—Not the best Karloff/Lewton movie, but not bad.
Mean Mother (1973)
“You were right; it’s the distributor.”
—Mid-level vetsploitation flick with blaxploitation elements. Free on Tubi.
Bride of the Monster (1955)
“You will be as big as a giant! With the strength of 20 men! Or... like all the others... dead!
–70th anniversary.
Flesh-Eating Mothers (1988)
“What are we supposed to do? Stay here and have our a***s chewed out by our mothers?”
—Low-budget comedy horror for Mother’s Day. Pretty fun.
The Asphalt Jungle (1950)
“Well, he won’t get very far, that’s for sure. He hasn’t got enough blood left in him to keep a chicken alive.”
—75th anniversary. Classic heist film from John Huston.
[Rifftrax:] American Werewolf (2024/5)
“’This doesn’t look good’; hard to argue with that.”
—My pick for the Full “Flower” Moon.
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
“Those boys desecrated a burning cross!”
—25th anniversary.
Werewolf of London (1935)
“You are foolish, but without fools there would be no wisdom.”
—90th anniversary.
Bedlam (1946)
“I need a rhyme for Mortimer.”
Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995)
“ His own wife wants nothing to do with him, and he’s about two steps shy of becoming a full-blown alcoholic.
-One step, one step.”
—30th anniversary.
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
“How much more can they take from me? They got my blood, now it’s my car!”
—10th anniversary.
The Man Who Changed His Mind (1936)
[aka The Man Who Lived Again]
“How can you work in this atmosphere?
-If you refer to the smell of bacon; it is no obstacle “
—Another mad-scientist Karloff flick. Not bad. Free on Youtube.
A History of Violence (2005)
“In this family, we do not solve our problems by hitting people!
-No, in this family, we shoot them!”
—20th anniversary.
Pale Rider (1985)
“A man without spirit is whipped. But a preacher, he could give them faith. S**t! One ounce of faith, they’ll be dug in deeper than tick on a hound.”
—40th anniversary.
Cecil B. Demented (1999)
“No one gets laid until we’ve finished our movie. We’re horny, but our film comes first!”
—25th anniversary of John Waters’ ode to pirate cinema. Free on Youtube.
Braveheart (1995)
“They fought like warrior poets; they fought like Scotsmen, and won their freedom.”
—30th anniversary.
Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)
“So uncivilized.”
—20th anniversary.
[Rifftrax:] Max Havoc: Ring of Fire (2006/2022)
“Seems like mostly their hair is making out.”
Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005)
“You’re a passionate man, Merrin. Full of hunger.”
—20th anniversary.
House (1985)
“Solitude’s always better with somebody else around, ya know?”
—R.I.P. George Wendt.
The Eiger Sanction (1975)
“Go on home, break out the books and study your little a** off. That’s the best way to maintain a ‘B’ average. Don’t study it all off.”
—50th anniversary.
Nonnas (2025)
“Don’t cry in front of the Teamsters.:
—Netflixed with the family and liked.
3 Idiots (2009)
“We learnt a lesson in Human Behavior: Your friend fails, you feel bad. Your friend tops, you feel worse.”
—I believe this is my first Bollywood movie. Recommended by a friend when I confessed that was the most obvious hole in my eclectic movie watching. I did like it.
the final one co-starring Bela Lugosi. Free on Youtube.
A View to a Kill (1985)
“She certainly bares closer inspection.”
—40th anniversary.
Flying Tigers (1942)
“Did I do something wrong?
-Do you ever do anything right?”
—Watched with my fam for Memorial Day/John Wayne’s birthday. The inferior of his flying war movies, but not bad (and interesting for being one of the during-the-war flicks).
The Two Popes (2019)
“A German joke. It doesn’t have to be funny.”
—Interesting to finally watch this after both popes were dead. Still pretty good. Still on Netflix.
Short Night of Glass Dolls (1971)
“I’m dead? Can’t be.”
—Good new 4K release from Celluloid Dreams, but it’s a topic or POV that bothers me.
Mary, Queen of Tots (1925)
“Spookers!”
—Silent Our Gang short. DVRed from TCM.
The Quilters (2024)
“All the other guys don’t even have a clue how we feel up here.”
—Short (Netflix) documentary on a maximum security work program that makes quilts for foster children.
[Rifftrax:] Black Belt Angels (1994/2025)
“I can’t fight a washed-up old man who still thinks he can fight.
-Something Jake Paul has never said.”
Fear Chamber (1968)
[aka Torture Zone (1971)]
“Bring the sinner.”
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
“He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe.”
Supervixens (1975)
“Your a** isn’t worth you’re a**.”
—50th anniversary. Forgot how weird this is.
The Music of Silence (2017)
“Silence is the most important and the most difficult.”
—Semi-fictionalized biopic of Andrea Bocceli.
Batman Begins (2005)
“Does it come in black?”
—20th anniversary. I’m not particularly a fan of Nolan’s trilogy, but this is still my favorite of them.Comment
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LOL, the amount of movies you watch in a month is the amount I watch in a year. Here are all the movies I saw in June:Originally posted by Space Cop View Post
Old (2021)
Top Gun (1986)
Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
The Witches Of Eastwick (1987)
Jungle Cruise (2021)
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Yep. And probably most people. The reason is (1) I’m not a big TV show fan; (2) most nights I watch a movie at dinner with my family and then go off to watch another by myself; (3) I have a fair amount of free time being on disability and not leaving the house much. Anyway, June’s movies were:Originally posted by robojac View Post
The Ghoul (1975)
“The pain is there, whether I talk about it or not.”
—50th anniversary of this British film about a flapper lady stranded in a strange old mansion. Rare-ish, but free on Youtube.
Is Anybody There? (2008)
“Badgers are stupid!”
—A boy growing up in a family-run nursing home is obsessed with what happens at death, but comes out of his shell thanks to a retired magician with senility played by Michael Caine. Set in 1985 England.
Shenandoah (1965)
“There’s not much I can tell you about this war. It's like all wars, I guess. The undertakers are winning.”
—60th anniversary of a perhaps underrated Western/Civil War movie.
The Lords of Dogtown (2005)
“Dude’s competing with the sun for the center of the universe.”
—20th anniversary.
The Wanderers (1979)
“It’s a shame to see kids beating each other’s brains out, especially when there’s no financial advantage.”
—Follows the story of a few members of an NYC street gang in 1963.
[Rifftrax:] Demons of Ludlow (1983/2024)
“Hmm, 200 years old. It should run for president.”
Gone in 60 Second (2000)
“You don’t know the first thing about stealing a car! Boy! You need a role model!”
—The remake turns 25.
The 39 Steps (1935)
“And this bullet stuck among the hymns, eh? Well, I’m not surprised Mr. Hannay. Some of those hymns are terrible hard to get through.”
—90th anniversary.
The Black Room (1935)
“Principio Et Finem Similia.”
—This week’s Karloff film. Period-piece twin horror. About a month early for its 90th anniversary. Free on Youtube.
The Iron Claw (2023)
“Now, we all know Kerry’s my favorite, then Kev, then David, then Mike. But the rankings can always change.”
—Good, but pretty dark.
The Gunfighter (1950)
“Well, if he ain’t so tough, there’s been an awful lot of sudden natural deaths in his vicinity.”
—75th anniversary.
[Rifftrax:] The Karate Kid (1984/2025)
“Their feathered haircuts really bring out the toughness.”
This Island Earth (1955)
“Our true size is the size of our God!”
—70th anniversary.
Mad Monster Party (1967)
“Don’t thank me, thank my pills.”
—This week’s Karloff film, but also served as my werewolf movie for the Super Strawberry Moon.
Vice Squad (1982)
“Blink your eyes, motherf***er, and you die in the dark!”
—Got on sale. Pretty good exploitation thriller with an OTT Wings Hauser villain.
Jurassic World (2015)
“The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control.”
—Tenth anniversary.
Friday the 13th: Uncut (1980/2009)
“You’re an American original.”
—For June’s date.
The Invitation (2015)
“Forgiveness doesn’t have to wait.”
—A man and his new girlfriend accept an invitation to his ex-wife’s and he begins to become suspicious when they show cult-like behavior. Tense, slow burn, but good.
War of the Worlds (2005)
“What is it? Is it terrorists?
- These came from some place else.
-What do you mean, like, Europe?”
—20th anniversary of Spielberg’s version.
Transformers One (2024)
“You don’t have the touch or the power.”
The Beast with 1,000.000 Eyes (1955)
“I need your world. I feed on fear, live on human hatred.”
—70th anniversary. Neither Roger Corman’s best nor worst alien horror flick.
Rifftrax: Super Zeroes (2025)
“Spider-man, known for awkwardly flopping around.”
—A pretty-fun riffed compilation from Marvel’s 70s and 80s TV movies.
Chicken Run (2000)
“All of me life flashed before me eyes! It was really boring.”
—25th anniversary.
Walking Tall (2004)
“Yeah, casinos are all the same. Room full of fake boobs and real a**holes.”
—Not bad for a modern remake. Soon to expire from Tubi.
Land of the Dead (2005)
“Good shooting, Charlie. No such thing as nice shooting.”
—20th anniversary.
The Barbarians (1987)
“Suppose you tell me what you’re doing with my face.”
—Goofy but kind of fun sword-and-sorcery movie centered around the gimmick of bodybuilding twins.
Wonderland (2003)
“A mile of dick and no balls.”
—Not sure how I missed this, but covers the real story (from a few perspectives) of the Wonderland murders and John Holmes’ involvement (hinted at fictionally in Boogie Nights).
Jaws (1975)
“Now can we go home?”
—50th anniversary.
Clambake (1967)
“I don’t want things easy.”
—Not Elvis’ best, but alright for a watch.
American Filmmaker: Robert Wise (2013)
“He represents the American tradition of excellence and honesty and integrity. In a sense, he was the Steven Spielberg of his time.”
—A documentary on the underrated director (and editor).
Black Mask 2: City of Masks (2002)
“Come on! Why is there always a sidekick? Besides, he’s underage.”
[Rifftrax:] The Banker (1989/2025)
“Madame, the silicone industry thanks you for your service.”
The Sons of Katie Elder (1965)
“Ever since I got home, somebody’s either asking me to leave or pulling a gun on me.”
—60th anniversary. Not the best Wayne western, but not the worst either. And it has the benefit of reuniting him with Dean Martin.
Cauldron of Blood (1968)
“I’m sure Valerie would rather help us as a favor, wouldn’t you?
-I always find it easier to pay cash.”
—This week’s Karloff flick (a late one, from Spain). Alright. Free on Youtube.
Rollerball (1975)
“It’s like people had a choice a long time ago between having all them nice things or freedom. Of course, they chose comfort.”
—50th anniversary.
Once (2006)
“F**k you, batteries!”
—Heard good things about this British musical and did like it.
Leprehcaun 3 (1995)
“Now listen to me! This may mean the difference between living and dying. Do you have health insurance?
-Do ya take Green Cross?”
—30th anniversary of I think the best in the series.
The Patriot (2000)
“A shepherd must tend his flock. And at times fight off the wolves.”
—25th anniversary.
The Hitman (1991)
“Running from your fear is more painful than facing it.”
—Not great Church Norris vehicle from Cannon.
Bait (2012)
“Let the devil take your hand and God will make you pay.”
—A tsunami hits an Australian shore and traps a group of people in a supermarket with a shark. The spfx aren’t much better than Sharknado, but it helps that it’s more serious and narrower in scope.
Four Brothers (2005)
“You keep knocking on the devil’s door long enough and sooner or later someone’s gonna answer you.”
—20th anniversary.
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The movies I watched in July:
Stillwater (2021)
Don't Breathe 2 (2021)
Sinners (2025)
Stanley & Iris (1990)
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Let’s see. July was:
Terminator: Genisys (2015)
“That’s the new breacher. Big blast, no shrapnel. Blows a door clean off. You know, for people who can’t do that themselves.”
—10th anniversary.
The Seven Year Itch (1955)
“I think it's just elegant to have an imagination. I just have no imagination at all. I have lots of other things, but I have no imagination.”
—70th anniversary.
[Rifftrax:] The Return (1980/2020)
“Sybill Shepherd answered a call from Greydon Clark?!”
Back to the Future (1985)
“Whoa. This is heavy.
-There’s that word again. ‘Heavy.’ Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?”
—40th anniversary.
Red Sonja (1985)
“I know my future. You have none.”
—40th anniversary.
Independence Day (1996)
“You’re obsessed with the fat lady.”
—For the holiday.
[The Last Drive-In with Job Bob Briggs:] Uncle Sam (1996/2022)
“The way you shoot, you should get a job in the post office.”
—Re-watch for the holiday.
ABBA: Against the Odds (2024)
“We had to prove that we were different. We had to fight our way.”
—A different kind of band documentary, focusing on their struggles. Still pretty good. On Netflix.
Fantastic Four (2005)
“You don’t want to walk around on fire for the rest of your life, do you?
-Is that a trick question?”
—20th anniversary. R.I.P. Julian McMahon. Also kind of prep for the new movie.
Scary Movie (2000)
“We’re here reporting live for ‘Black T.V.’ White folks are dead so we gettin' the f**k out of here.”
—25th anniversary. Still not a fan, but was worth a re-watch after all these years.
Species (1995)
“We decided to make it female so it would be more docile and controllable.
-More docile and controllable, eh? You guys don’t get out much.”
—30th anniversary. R.I.P. Michael Madsen.
Silverado (1985)
“Now, I don’t wanna kill you, and you don’t wanna be dead.”
–40th anniversary.
Last Breath (2025)
“Back in the day, though, you know, when I was starting out, you only needed two things: little common sense and a good bottle of Scotch.”
—Peacocked with family and liked it.
[Rifftrax:] Robot Monster (1953/2022)
“It’s like if Ed Wood adapted Cormac McCarthy’s The Road.”
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
“Dyin’ time’s here.”
—40th anniversary.
Wolf Guy (1975)
“Who called the tiger’s claws?”
—My choice (while I have Arrow Player) for the Buck Moon. Sonny Chiba stars in this werewolf/yakuzu/karate flick.
Barbie (2023)
“This is Irrepressible-Thoughts-of-Death Barbie. This is Cellulite-All-Over-The-Body Barbie.”
—Finally watched this as it was about to expire on Netflix. Didn’t love it, but it was a bit more layered than I expected (like Ken’s oppression stemming from being marginalized himself).
The Indian in the Cupboard (1995)
“You are always a great people, but it’s not always so good.”
—30th anniversary. Had to watch my VHS.
X-Men (2000)
“Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning?”
—25th anniversary.
Explorers (1985)
“Listen, I watched four episodes of Lassie before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke.”
—A few days after 40th anniversary.
[Rifftrax:] Ironheart (1992/2023)
“Come on. There’s no way the 90s were actually this 90s.”
Ant-Man (2015)
“Baskin-Robbins always find out.”
—10th anniversary.
Vice Academy (1989)
“Yeah, we were late in our arrest. She had a choice between blowing her cover of blowing . . . “
—Like a cheaper, slightly more raunchy Police Academy.
Retro Freaks (2022)
“Carpe Dieam, Mother F***er!”
—Horror comedy made by and about toy collectors and horror fans who stumble on a demonic princess.
Day of the Dead (1985)
“That’s the trouble with the world, Sarah darlin’. People got different ideas concernin’ what they want out of life.”
—40th anniversary.
Clueless (1995)
“Searching for a boy in High School is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.”
—30th anniversary.
Masters of the Universe (1987)
“I’ve waited a long time for this.”
—Re-watched in honor of getting the Masterverse Blade (which is a stunning figure).
Red Dragon (2002)
“I have no pity.”
—Mother wanted to watch this after reading the book and I owned it.
[Rifftrax:] Inspector Mom (2006/2023)
“Finally an answer to the question ‘what if the Goodfellas tracking shot was filmed at an Olive Garden?’”
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
“Looks like we beat them off again.”
—Annual anniversary tradition (this time for 66th).
The Novice (2021)
“You know the funny thing about teams, which you actually wouldn’t understand seeing as you’ve never been on a team, is that you don’t have to like each other. But you do have to respect each other.”
—An interesting, though not particularly fun watch about a college Freshman who obsesses at being the best in rowing.
The Chill Factor (1993)
“My mind was flipping between nightmare and reality, but reality was losing out.”
—Okay possession/cabin-in-the-woods cheapie.
National Lampoon’s European Vacation (1985)
“There’s Buckingham Palace, kids. That’s where the Queen lives and works.
-Works? What does she do, Dad?
She queens... and vacuums.
—40th anniversary.
No Holds Barred (1989)
“What’s that smell?”
—R.I.P. Hulk Hogan.
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
“What do you call a farmer with a sheep under each arm?
-What?
A playboy.”
—20th anniversary.
Waterworld (1995)
“He’s killed dozens of people, and he doesn’t have any mercy or anything. He even kills little girls.
- Haven't we all?”
—30th anniversary.
[Rifftrax:] Street Law (1995/)
“In the 90s, the real challenge was not snapping necks.”
Help! (1965)
“I’ve had some great times with this finger.”
—60th anniversary.
The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956)
“Don’t you realize that Americans dislike having their children stolen?”
—Watched before it expired on Netflix. Not the best or worst Hitchcock.
Ninja Academy (1989)
“I’m tired of this grasshopper-s**t anyway.”
—Goofy-but-fun movie about students at a ninja academy in Beverly Hills (and it’s evil competition).
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
“He’s a natural-born world-shaker.”
—DVRed from TCM.
Well, you got to one before me with Sinners. I might buy that one sight unseen. I keep hearing good things.Originally posted by robojac View PostLast edited by Space Cop; 10-23-2025, 08:45 PM.Comment
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It's the right call going in blind before watching it. I'll probably give my opinion of Sinners after you've seen it.Originally posted by Space Cop View Post
The movies I watched in August:
Quigley Down Under (1990)
The Protégé (2021)
Reminiscence (2021)
The Accidental Tourist (1988)
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