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    Space Cop
    The Dandy

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    Joe Kidd (1972)
    Walk a straight line through a cow pasture you gotta step in some cow pies, but you get where you're going.”
    —Watched with the fam for the 50th.

    Tube (2003)
    “Is your heart as messy as your bag?”
    —An alright Korean actioner about an assassin who hijacks a subway train and the rogue cop who has a history with him. Might have the funniest stereotypical fed-up captain. This guy literally starts climbing over his own desk while chewing out the main guy.

    [Rifftrax:] Arachnia (2003/2016)
    “Holy sh*t. Gasoline; it’s gonna to blow.
    —‘It’s gonna blow’ is what every crew member told their family while working on this film.”

    Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
    "What plan will you follow next?"
    —One of two movies I watch for the anniversary no matter whether it's a milestone or not (like 63).

    Twister’s Revenge (1988)

    “Nobody likes a smart**s truck.”
    —The last feature from Arrow's Bill Rebane set. A lot of the humor fell flat for me, but alright.
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    Corps Honor Guard

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    Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)

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  • Space Cop
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    Moon of the Wolf (1972)
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    “You’ve got a murder on your hands.
    -Great. Just what I need.”

    My choice for this month's super Buck Moon. Had to watch a short(ish) werewolf I could stream while in my hotel. A TV movie I had seen before.

    Mad God (2022)
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    "Your land shall become a desolation and your cities a ruin."
    -Phil Tippit's stop-motion passion project. Weird (surreal) and sick, but good. On Shudder only, for now.

    Godzilla, King of the Monsters (1956)
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    "Neither man nor his machines are able to stop this creature."
    -Last movie in prep for GFest.

    Dredd (2012)
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    "Twelve serious crimes reported every minute. Seventeen thousand per day. We can respond to around six percent."
    -10th anniversary.

    Cowgirls vs. Pterodactyls (2021)
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    ”Yea, horses!”
    -Midnight Movie Madness at GFest XXVII. Low-budget indie stop motion.
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  • robojac
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    The Terminal (2004)

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  • Space Cop
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    Universal Soldier (1992)
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    “What accent?”

    30th anniversary. Picked up the 4K.

    G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)
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    "Make like an amoeba and split."

    Watching/reading Cobra Convergence 6 (a Joe-based fan event) this month from Hooded Cobra Commander 788 put me in the mood to re-watch the movie.

    My Bodyguard (1980)
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    "What does your dad do?
    -He watches TV."

    A boy in a new Chicago school is bullied (by Matt Dillon and his crew) and decides to hire the kid (Adam Baldwin in his premier) everyone already fears to protect him.

    Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)
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    "You mean I gotta die with you and sober?!"

    Tron (1982)
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    "That's a really big door."
    40th anniversary.
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  • robojac
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    The Next Karate Kid (1994)


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  • Space Cop
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    [Rifftrax:] Oblivion 2: Backlash (1996/2018)
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    “The Good, the Bad, and the Straight-to-Video.”

    More prep for next week's GFest:

    Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)
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    "Listen kid, there are two things you didn't know about the Earth. One is me. And the other is... Godzilla."

    Shin Godzilla (2016)
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    "Don't knock red tape. It's the foundation of democracy."

    Mothra (1961)
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    "They don't call me bulldog for nothing."

    Red Line 7000 (1965)
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    "Maybe I don't want to run."

    R.I.P. James Caan. Not his best, but the only one I owned that I hadn't already watched. Howard Hawks directs. About 3 NASCAR drivers and three eventual girlfriends.
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  • TazzMission
    Guardian of the Universe

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    Thor love and thunder. I liked this a lot. Only complaint is the meh comedy. Its pretty heavy for a Marvel film.

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  • Space Cop
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    Trilogy of Terror (1975)
    “Hooray for Friday night.”

    Prisoners of the Ghostland (2021)
    “I'm not vermin!”
    -These two were a double feature for my friend and I, who get together maybe every other month for horror flix. The first is a classic TV horror he hadn't seen and I picked up on a Kino Lorber sale. The latter was a Shudder-only genre-bending cheapie with Nick Cage. It was worth the watch, but not great.


    The Thing (1982)
    “I know what you mean, Blair. Trust's a tough thing to come by these days. Tell you what - why don't you just trust in the Lord?”
    –40th anniversary

    Blade Runner (1982)
    “Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.”
    –40th anniversary

    Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl (1982)
    “We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's f***ing close to water.”
    –40th anniversary

    Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
    “Your reputation precedes you.
    –Thank you, Sir.
    It wasn't a compliment.”

    [Joe Bob Briggs’ Last Drive In:] Castle Freak (1995)
    “It’s hard to believe I’ve inherited a castle.”

    The King’s Man (2021)
    “Reputation is what people think of you. Character is what you are.”

    [Rifftrax:] Alien Outlaw (1985/2015)
    “Directed by Ridley’s redneck cousin, Pooter Scott.”

    Men in Black (1997)
    "
    My attitude is: don't start nothing, won't be nothing!"
    -25th anniversary.

    Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla (2002)
    “Relax, we’re with the government.”

    Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence (1992)
    “Oh great, I shot my lawyer.
    -F**k ‘em. Get another one. They’re free.”

    Jaws (1975)

    “I don’t need this working-class hero crap.”

    [Joe Briggs’ Last Drive In:] Uncle Sam (1996)
    “I wanted to be like you.
    -You have to be dead first. Are you volunteering?”

    [Rifftrax:] Oblivion (1994/2017)
    “Weird that there’s a terrible movie out there called Cowboys and Aliens and it’s not this movie.”
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  • robojac
    Corps Honor Guard

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    Videodrome (1983)

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  • Space Cop
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    The Missouri Breaks (1976)
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    “Damn, I don't know why they had to put Canada all the way up here.”

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
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    "It's called a Zune. It's what everybody's listening to on Earth nowadays."

    [Rifftrax:] Feeders (1996/2019)
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    "Darkness; it's blue."

    Ben (1972)
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    "You're the only friend I have."

    Watched for the first time, but waited for the 50th anniversary.

    Married to the Mob (1988)
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    "Everything we own fell off a truck!"
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  • Andrew NDB
    Shot Caller

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    I don't think there will be a part 4, so that's that. Probably in 8 years there will be J.K. Rowling adult Harry books and there'll be a new trilogy. I don't think "Cursed Child" will be made into anything.

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  • Parrylakks
    Neko Samurai

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    A clear stepping stone feature, despite an interesting concept, a couple of fun set pieces, and a few great visual moments, the whole thing just feels like very little actually happened. Granted the little that did happen was vastly important, specifically in regards to Dumbledore and Grindlewald's relationship, but there was just so little actually going on that it felt like this entire film could've been told in 30 minutes, rather than the 2 hours and 24 minutes it got. It's not bad, mind you, its just not particularly amazing in any way. Ultimately, I'm glad I waited to see this on HBOmax rather than paying for a movie ticket, but I was also entertained throughout most of it, so it wasn't a waste of time.

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    Godzilla and Mothra: Battle for Earth (1992)
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    "Oh, no, they're pissed off!"

    [Rifftrax:] Batman & Robin (1997/2008)
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    “Even the water sparks in this movie.”

    Decided to re-watch the riff for the silver anniversary of this “classic.”

    Maniac Cop (1988)
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    "Look at the size of those hematomas!"

    Decided part of what I'll do with my free month of Shudder is re-watch the MC trilogy, which I don't yet own.

    [Joe Bob Briggs’ Last Drive In:] Maniac Cop 2 (1990)
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    “Shooting Cordell is only good for getting his attention.”

    Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973)
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    "It's so big."
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  • robojac
    Corps Honor Guard

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    The Batman (2022)

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