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  • Ghosts of Mars was to me a cross between a torture-porn B-film and the live-action Doom flick with Urban and Johnson. It might not be outright terrible, but it was trying to be.



    Anyway, the other day I was at the market and their used DVD section had a slew of Bond films, a bunch of them on Blu-ray. I selected Dr. No, Moonraker, and Thunderball, passing on The World is Not Enough and License to Kill. For only $13, these were steals, loaded with extras and in hi-def.


    Thunderball (1965)

    "Try to be less than your usual, frivolous self, 007."


    James Bond faces off against a plot by SPECTRE, a sinister extortion organization that steals nuclear warheads and threatens detonation unless a massive ransom is paid.


    Only had time to watch a little of the making of this, but holy hell, was the film really balls-out for a 1960s spy flick. Even by Bond's standards, which are tame by today's comparison, the film is really impressive, and probably one of the first big-budget blockbusters even before Jaws.

    And to think, this was NOT the first time audiences got to meet James, even going by Connery. The TV adaptation of Casino Royale (with Peter Lorre as Le Chiffre, which I've seen) was a flop and the books weren't selling so well in the early days, and Dr. No only moderately boosted things. The background really is surprising, learning how Thunderball and the Bond franchise as a whole came together and took off.

    Perhaps most surprising secret was the jetpack, because I thought that was a rigged stunt and not a fully-functional military device!

    And after watching this, it is stunning to see just how much the first Austin Powers film imitated: the card game, Largo, the SPECTRE stuff, the sharks (which was another fun film secret).

    Really glad I got this and chose to watch it over Dr. No. Highly recommend.
    Villain Draft 3: Fourth Place Winner

    September 11, 2001; January 6, 2021; February 13, 2021

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    • Godzilla vs. Monster Zero (1965)

      "Whatever's fair, pal."

      Originally posted by Agent Purple View Post
      Ghosts of Mars was to me a cross between a torture-porn B-film and the live-action Doom flick with Urban and Johnson. It might not be outright terrible, but it was trying to be...
      Yeah, the video game adaptation is apt, which is why I thought of Boll (who did the adaptation of House of the Dead and Bloodrayne). It's more professional than that or Doom, but it feels like you could put it in a box set with either and not bat an eye. I'm watching the special features before returning it to Netflix because I figure the only way I'll ever own this (which is when I usually go through all the features) is if I'm completing my Carpenter collection or I find it real cheap at a flea market or pawn store.
      Space Cop
      The Dandy
      Last edited by Space Cop; 05-29-2016, 11:15 AM.

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      • Actually, I forgot to mention: when I got to my dad's, he was watching the Telemundo airing of Machete (with Danny Trejo). It was actually kind of fun to watch it entirely in Spanish, no subs or anything, but I don't think they got Trejo or Marin to do their own voices over. Shame.

        When we were eating dinner, one of the bar's TVs had Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban on, near the end. Watched a bit before losing interest and eating my food.

        And as I was leaving his place, the Wizards of Waverly Place movie was coming on (apparently Disney has now hit a milestone of 100 TV movies made). God, Wizards was a crapshoot.
        Villain Draft 3: Fourth Place Winner

        September 11, 2001; January 6, 2021; February 13, 2021

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        • Bad Asses on the Bayou

          "You shot my fanny pack!"
          Space Cop
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          Last edited by Space Cop; 05-29-2016, 12:38 PM.

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          • GOT to see Bayou!

            Me:

            Watched Story of Anvil again. I so love that movie.

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            • ^They set it up for another with potential for more.

              I loved #1. #2 and 3 were so-so, but worth the watch.
              Space Cop
              The Dandy
              Last edited by Space Cop; 05-29-2016, 05:27 PM.

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                • Stepford Wives (2004)

                  "You heard me. Only high-powered, neurotic, castrating, Manhattan career bitches wear black. Is that what you want to be?
                  -Ever since I was a little girl."

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                  • Originally posted by Space Cop View Post
                    Stepford Wives (2004)

                    "You heard me. Only high-powered, neurotic, castrating, Manhattan career bitches wear black. Is that what you want to be?
                    -Ever since I was a little girl."
                    I had a hard time with that movie, the original was just so cool (loved the book, too).

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                    • Originally posted by KilowogsDisciple View Post
                      I had a hard time with that movie, the original was just so cool (loved the book, too).
                      No, you're right and I knew it was going to suck (based on a friend's report and its general poor reception), which is why I watched it on Instant Netflix and didn't even waste the space on it in the mail queue. There were some jokes I found funny and I liked the twist reveal near the end (as at least an interesting idea), though I suspected it already, but they took a rather serious and thought-provoking feminist satire and turned it literally into a joke.
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                      Last edited by Space Cop; 05-29-2016, 08:38 PM.

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                      • Originally posted by Space Cop View Post
                        No, you're right and I knew it was going to suck (based on a friend's report and its general poor reception), which is why I watched it on Instant Netflix and didn't even waste the space on it in the mail queue. There were some jokes I found funny and I liked the twist reveal near the end (as at least an interesting idea), though I suspected it already, but they took a rather serious and thought-provoking feminist satire and turned it literally into a joke.
                        It seemed to me as though the producer gave up on making anything near the quality of the original, and instead went for fun. I'll probably give it another try just for the hell of it.

                        Me:

                        Watched the Thin Blue Line for the first time. I mostly got interested because I like Phillip Glass and wanted to hear the soundtrack, but this was pretty cool as a documentary goes. The fact that it helped get the guy out of jail is pretty damn cool any way I look at it. He didn't belong there.

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                        • Godzilla vs Destoroyah (1995)

                          "We can't allow sentimentalism to interfere with the growth of scientific knowledge."

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                          • Originally posted by Space Cop View Post
                            GI Joe: The Move (1987)

                            "There's only two ways out of my command, on your feet like a man, or in a ditty bag, an itty-bitty ditty bag.
                            Awesome movie, even though it tanked. I am partial to the Commander's creation story in this movie; I loved the concept of Cobra-La. Ancient civilization battling modern army. Duke was originally supposed to die, but when Marvel saw the reaction to Optimus Prime's death, they changed it to a "chest wound." Besides, if Duke had bought it, Scarlett would have experienced so much butt hurt.

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                            • ^I think they should have kept Duke dead. It lessens the sacrifice and the importance of his brother stepping up to go the "he's out of the coma" route. Besides, I don't think Duke was as central to GI Joe as Optimus was to Transformers.

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                              • X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)



                                I don't think it's bad. It's far better than X-Men Origins: Wolverine and X-Men: The Last Stand. X:A isn't as good as the other three Bryan Singer directed X-Men films though. Someone else should direct the next one while Singer produces it. X:A felt like more of the same and needs a new creative team for future installments.

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