Lassroyale

Holy shit people, I've just discovered the real reason why the Pope resigned. Before I continue, take 2 minutes out of your life to read this "fanfic". No really; it's literally A PARAGRAPH LONG.

Okay, give yourselves a minute for your mind to thaw out from the numbing shock of what was just read. Now, where were we? Ah yes: THAT IS THE REAL REASON THE POPE RESIGNED.

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I would just like to announce...that I am currently involved in a really, reaLLY, REALLY deep and unbridled loathing of Noomi Rapace's face. I don't know why, nor do I care to be that introspective right now to ascertain the reason; her face simply BOTHERS me.

At least right now it does. I think the movie Prometheus has a lot to do with my current "Anti-Rapace-Face" stance. The movie Prometheus probably has a lot to do with many people's "Anti-Aliens-Franchise"...

Hey writers...can we retire the word, 'whilst' for awhile? Now I'm not saying it needs to be benched forever, but it couldn't hurt for it to observe from the sidelines for a bit, right? You don't need to play him every day, just once in awhile when you have a sentence that needs a conjunction with just a little extra whimsy in it, as a nod towards its Middle English roots. Or perhaps you...