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Old 07-11-2014, 04:31 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by DOOM View Post
DP is totally right, though. If I were lucky enough to be staying at someone's house who had cable (but didn't pay for the pron channels), this is what you were left with as a consolation prize. Every 10 seconds, the screen would go normal for 2 to 3 seconds tops, then back to scramble city (haha, tf fans will get that). You had to have a lot of patience jerking off during this time cuz we didn't have no fancy dancy intarwebs with 24/7 access to pron. Not like you kids today. We had to earn the right to masturbate by sound alone sometimes.
Originally Posted by IonFan View Post
(even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
Originally Posted by Big Daddy Caesar View Post
If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
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I am the Geoff Johns of the GLCMB.
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