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Old 07-11-2014, 04:31 PM   #6
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DP is totally right, though. If I were lucky enough to be staying at someone's house who had cable (but didn't pay for the pron channels), this is what you were left with as a consolation prize. Every 10 seconds, the screen would go normal for 2 to 3 seconds tops, then back to scramble city (haha, tf fans will get that). You had to have a lot of patience jerking off during this time cuz we didn't have no fancy dancy intarwebs with 24/7 access to pron. Not like you kids today. We had to earn the right to masturbate by sound alone sometimes.
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(even if the ear sucking helped get me off faster)
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If I had things like the internet and a laptop as a kid, I never would have left my room as a teenager.
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