Has Hal ever had sex with a construct?

[Lantern2814.20850 Green Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern2814.20850]

See, I was always thinking what the female GLs did with their rings while they were off in deep space

[d3v1lb0y Red Lantern Black Ops Find all posts View Profile Close d3v1lb0y]

OK... this is a thread's little disturbing...
...but C'MON we ALL would!! HAHAHAHAAAA

I bet Kyle makes constructs of Alex, Jade, Donna and has himself a nice 4some!!

[LanternAlgae Major Force's Dinner Date Find all posts View Profile Close LanternAlgae]

I doubt Alan Scott ever did it... given that his weakness was wood!

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

HA! good one

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[LanternAlgae Major Force's Dinner Date Find all posts View Profile Close LanternAlgae]

Random woman: "Hal, do you have protection?"

Hal: "No, but I have my ring. Let me see what I can whip up."

45 minutes later.

Random woman: "That was great, but I was wondering... why did the ring say 'power level 0%' right before, well... you know?"

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Find all posts View Profile Close Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

This makes Hal's constant use of giant fists over the years suddenly VERY suspicious...

[Lantern A-train Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern A-train]

This makes Hal's constant use of giant fists over the years suddenly VERY suspicious...

[Koonhan Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Koonhan]

You guys are sick ...I like you guys.

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

^^Ha ha ha! Banned already? Just when we were getting to know him.

Back on topic- The Personal gain law: Guy has been known to make constructs of women giving him massages. That's personal gain too yet it's allowed. The next logical step would be to ask the construct for a happy ending.

[redjirachi Star Sapphire's Love Slave Find all posts View Profile Close redjirachi]

See, I was always thinking what the female GLs did with their rings while they were off in deep space

They set it on vibrate.With Arisia,when she reached puberty I bet she acted out on her crush of Hal.And currently Sodam.Because she loves Sodam and wants to lose her virginity to him.I condone the pairing

^^Ha ha ha! Banned already? Just when we were getting to know him.

Back on topic- The Personal gain law: Guy has been known to make constructs of women giving him massages. That's personal gain too yet it's allowed. The next logical step would be to ask the construct for a happy ending.

The guardians are emotionless and utterly asexual.To them,sex and anything related to it is nothing more than mechanical.When the rings are used for...recreational purposes,they don't know what it is.Though I hate to know the effects of eons of not getting laid,or suppresing emotion in general.No wonder they're dicks

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The guardians might not approve, but that just means you don't get caught. Not every use of the ring is monitored. If that were the case they wouldn't have to chase down GLs or put them on trial. I'm sure the guardians weren't aware of every frivolous way Guy used the ring. Either that or they don't care.

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And currently Sodam.Because she loves Sodam and wants to lose her virginity to him.

Uh, Arisia is not a virgin. Even in the age retcon Arisia and Hal had a physical relationship. In fact, that's the point of the retcon, to save Hal from the chages of statutory rape.

[redjirachi Star Sapphire's Love Slave Find all posts View Profile Close redjirachi]

Uh, Arisia is not a virgin. Even in the age retcon Arisia and Hal had a physical relationship. In fact, that's the point of the retcon, to save Hal from the chages of statutory rape.

WHAT?!Hal had sex with Arisia?!Okay,just because Arisia is over 9000 years old or something,she's still biologically a teen.They should've just retconned the relationship away.And that just makes Arisia a pedo since Hal is 200 years younger than her.Excuse me,I must punch reality so my statement is true

*punches reality* *punches reality* *Harold Thames never existed* *punches reality* *Superboy Prime punches back*

[Lantern of Gallifrey Senior Corps Member Find all posts View Profile Close Lantern of Gallifrey]

I can't see Hal doing it, but Guy did it for sure and I bet he still does. I think Kyle might have as well.