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Old 01-22-2016, 12:54 AM   #72
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Why Cops Call This Accused Kidnapper 'Dumbest Criminal Of The Year'

A 17-year-old boy is not only accused kidnapping and robbing an old woman at gunpoint, but also being 2016's "dumbest criminal."

Nether Providence Township Police Dept. Nether Providence Township Police Chief David Splain told that Jason Donte Hayes, 17, has earned consideration for the dubious honor based on the poor decisions he made starting around 3 a.m. on Jan. 3.
"If he can survive the remaining 340-some days of the year, he will definitely win the dumbest criminal of the year on Dec. 31," Splain said.
It all started when Hayes allegedly broke into a home and woke up a 70-year-old woman by tapping her on the shoulder with a gun, according to the Delco Times.
Hayes demanded money from the woman, whom he knew because he had once lived in rental owned by her.
When she said there wasn't any in the house, he made her drive him to a cash machine where he demanded she withdraw $2,000 or be killed.
The machine only allowed the woman to take out $460, so Hayes made the victim drive him back to her home, wake up her husband and bring him to the kitchen.
It's what happened next that caused Splain to accuse Hayes of stupidity along with the more serious criminal charges.
Hayes allegedly told his female victim to meet him at a shopping center parking lot on Jan. 4 at 9 a.m. with an additional $1,500, according to
He promised the woman she would recognize him because he would be wearing the exact same outfit.
“He said, ‘I’ll be dressed exactly the same way as I am today,’” Splain said, according to the New York Post. “This is where stupid takes off pretty quickly.”
Hayes told the victims not to call the police, but they did anyway. So when he arrived at the parking lot shortly after the designated meeting time, officers were ready and waiting for him.
Officers found $363 in cash on Hayes and a gold Timex watch that belonged to the victims, police said.
Hayes has been charged as an adult with kidnapping, robbery, aggravated assault and other crimes. He is being held on $200,000 bail.
Splain told the incident left the victims "scared to death" sand said they are currently receiving counseling,

This dude needs to move to Florida. Pronto.
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