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Old 11-06-2019, 11:58 PM   #606
Agent Purple
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That idiot con artist who's been royally fucking my family over? The bitch tricked some jackass man into paying us the $1,300 she owes us and picking up her junk sometime next week. I'm going to have to convince my parents to insist the cops be present because I do not want those fuckers showing up with a gun, and I do NOT trust them as far as I can throw them.

The best part? The shithead who called my stepdad insisted we knew nothing about this bitch, that she's just a sad old woman with ocular cancer whose family has turned its back on her and she can barely get by.

Fucking moron.
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