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Old 05-14-2013, 02:03 PM   #51
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Heard about that yesterday. Too funny
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Old 05-15-2013, 03:44 PM   #52
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A Londonderry man's weekend plans were left in tatters after airport security confiscated his homemade superhero mask which they said could be used to conceal his identity on board the plane, writes John Mulgrew
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Old 05-15-2013, 03:58 PM   #53
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this is why you should mail everything to were your going so sh!t like this doesn't happen
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Old 05-23-2013, 01:24 PM   #54
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$100,000 Comic Found in Insulation
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Old 05-28-2013, 12:55 PM   #55
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Some Canadians claim new currency smells like maple syrup
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Old 06-02-2013, 03:21 AM   #56
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Mermaids: Nonsense or Nuisance?

just how dumb are people now a days
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Mermaids: SEXY! (at least the girly ones are)
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Old 06-02-2013, 12:29 PM   #58
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Mermaids: SEXY! (at least the girly ones are)
I don't know. They have no legs and they lay eggs (I assume, see the Futurama episode).
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Old 06-02-2013, 01:08 PM   #59
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Old 06-04-2013, 05:56 PM   #60
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Idiot. If you watch the video in the link, it also shows some dumb girl frenching a pile of mashed potatoes at a KFC.

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A photo of an unnamed Taco Bell employee licking a stack of taco shells was uploaded to Taco Bell's Facebook wall. Which is definitely gross, but is it really that much grosser than actual Taco Bell? Plus, we have some not so-gentle reminders of strange fast food activity from other chains like Burger King and KFC. Please stop licking/posing with/stepping on our food!
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Old 06-04-2013, 06:06 PM   #61
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that's it



i'm out, no longer will i be eating out
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Old 06-04-2013, 06:08 PM   #62
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I bet yer Hooker is happy to hear that.
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Old 06-04-2013, 06:11 PM   #63
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i'm out, no longer will i be eating out
You might want to stop eating all together. Some pretty stupid and dirty things happen at supermarkets too. 'tis the risk you take to have other people handle your food in any fashion.
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Old 06-04-2013, 06:25 PM   #64
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He works at a supermarket a train. Hes the one fucking the cantalope.
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Old 06-04-2013, 06:30 PM   #65
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He works at a supermarket a train. Hes the one fucking the cantalope.
I refuse to take sloppy seconds for any of my cantaloupe fucking!!
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Old 06-04-2013, 07:11 PM   #66
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If there's a hole in the melon, and there's a mayo-like substance leaking from it, that's a blaring indicator that it's been tampered with.
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Old 06-04-2013, 09:05 PM   #67
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I bet yer Hooker is happy to hear that.
HA! good one

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You might want to stop eating all together. Some pretty stupid and dirty things happen at supermarkets too. 'tis the risk you take to have other people handle your food in any fashion.
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He works at a supermarket a train. Hes the one fucking the cantalope.
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anyway you do have a point A-Train i'll give you that but at least you can tell if your foods been f'ed with (opened box and all that) yeah it's not 100% but it's better then having your taco licked out ()
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Old 06-04-2013, 09:19 PM   #68
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You can't tell a taco shell has been licked unless you are receiving it still moist. How do you know you haven't already eaten something that someone else licked and then just put back where it belongs.....oh wait...you pay for sex, you should totally be fine with something someone else has already licked or eaten and then put back
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Old 06-04-2013, 09:28 PM   #69
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You can't tell a taco shell has been licked unless you are receiving it still moist. How do you know you haven't already eaten something that someone else licked and then just put back where it belongs
yeah i don't want to think about that thank you

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.....oh wait...you pay for sex, you should totally be fine with something someone else has already licked or eaten and then put back
not the same thing, i can f@ck with a "raincoat" on but can't eat with a "raincoat" on

yeah it's not 100% i'll give you that but it's better then nothing
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There's pretty much nothing you can buy in a store to eat that you can be 100% sure nobody has fucked with. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

But you can always hunt or grow your own food!
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There's pretty much nothing you can buy in a store to eat that you can be 100% sure nobody has fucked with. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

But you can always hunt or grow your own food!
I still feel safer (not all safe) with supermarket food than restaurants/fast food. For instance, someone may have licked my taco shell and put it in the tortega box, but I'm going to bake that sucker. No one is licking it after it's cooked.

Plus restaurants and fast food (especially) have a higher turnover rate. You're much more likely to get some disgruntled High School kid working for the summer at the local BK than at the national bread factory.
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Yo.

like no farmers ever done a quick "rub" on 1 of their melons or pumpkins, and I wouldnt trust none of them pies or cakes 100% either (especially not if they already got a cream filling.............)

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like no farmers ever done a quick "rub" on 1 of their melons or pumpkins, and I wouldnt trust none of them pies or cakes 100% either (especially not if they already got a cream filling.............)

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