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Old 11-02-2015, 05:37 PM   #51
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Man I really hope they don't destroy the tiger because of this person's stupidity.
i hope not either but judging by this woman who tried petting a tiger i wouldnt be suprised if she used this to sue. people will do stupid shit for money expecially the way the economy is in our country
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Old 11-02-2015, 06:06 PM   #52
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It would have only been more satisfying if the tiger had severed the stupid bitch's arm.
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Old 11-02-2015, 06:28 PM   #53
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It would have only been more satisfying if the tiger had severed the stupid bitch's arm.
if people are stupid enough messing with natures creatures they deserve what they get. just because its in a zoo do they think itll be tamed like a horse? i mean come on
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Old 11-02-2015, 06:46 PM   #54
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Reminds me of the story of a drunk guy who jumped the fence in a Chinese zoo to go hug a Panda. Found out the hard way that they are not as cuddly as they look.
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Old 11-02-2015, 09:57 PM   #55
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http://www.koco.com/news/oklahoma-ma...tume/36200570?

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Old 11-02-2015, 10:36 PM   #56
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Man I really hope they don't destroy the tiger because of this person's stupidity.
I thought the same thing.
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Old 11-03-2015, 08:47 PM   #57
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I thought the same thing.
Oh I doubt it. The tiger just did what tigers do.
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Old 11-03-2015, 08:48 PM   #58
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Excellent!

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Old 11-05-2015, 04:01 PM   #59
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.2424301

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Old 11-09-2015, 08:02 PM   #60
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tbqh Im LOL'n *hard* at this, but even still:
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Old 11-12-2015, 04:15 PM   #61
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/11/12...-on-wednesday/

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Old 11-17-2015, 09:31 PM   #62
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As for the title of this thread, I think this most certainly qualifies:

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I'm shocked that Mr. "Winning" doesn't have his own thread on this board.
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Old 11-19-2015, 05:44 PM   #63
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Old 11-19-2015, 06:25 PM   #64
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As for the title of this thread, I think this most certainly qualifies:



I'm shocked that Mr. "Winning" doesn't have his own thread on this board.
it was mentioned yesterday like 20 of the women he banged are suing him. also i do believe its required by law to inform a parter that you are hiv possitive
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Old 11-19-2015, 09:40 PM   #65
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it was mentioned yesterday like 20 of the women he banged are suing him. also i do believe its required by law to inform a parter that you are hiv possitive
It's also a form of attempted manslaughter if you don't inform your partner.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crim..._United_States
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Old 12-09-2015, 09:51 PM   #66
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Old 12-14-2015, 10:49 PM   #67
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Yo.

and the sad part of this is that 1 of the ppl who had a complaint was a retired science teacher, who thought that the panels would "keep plants from going thru photosynthesis": http://news.groopspeak.com/town-reje...ck-up-the-sun/

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Old 12-17-2015, 08:40 PM   #68
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....and he brought his KID there for the event!!: http://www.local8now.com/home/headli...362726531.html

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Old 12-30-2015, 06:40 PM   #69
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http://denver.cbslocal.com/2015/12/2...D6ViQ.facebook

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Old 12-31-2015, 03:55 PM   #70
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http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStor...ation-36027330

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Old 01-19-2016, 10:58 PM   #71
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Why Cops Call This Accused Kidnapper 'Dumbest Criminal Of The Year'

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Nether Providence Township Police Dept. Nether Providence Township Police Chief David Splain told Philly.com that Jason Donte Hayes, 17, has earned consideration for the dubious honor based on the poor decisions he made starting around 3 a.m. on Jan. 3.
"If he can survive the remaining 340-some days of the year, he will definitely win the dumbest criminal of the year on Dec. 31," Splain said.
It all started when Hayes allegedly broke into a home and woke up a 70-year-old woman by tapping her on the shoulder with a gun, according to the Delco Times.
Hayes demanded money from the woman, whom he knew because he had once lived in rental owned by her.
When she said there wasn't any in the house, he made her drive him to a cash machine where he demanded she withdraw $2,000 or be killed.
The machine only allowed the woman to take out $460, so Hayes made the victim drive him back to her home, wake up her husband and bring him to the kitchen.
It's what happened next that caused Splain to accuse Hayes of stupidity along with the more serious criminal charges.
Hayes allegedly told his female victim to meet him at a shopping center parking lot on Jan. 4 at 9 a.m. with an additional $1,500, according to Fox29.com.
He promised the woman she would recognize him because he would be wearing the exact same outfit.
“He said, ‘I’ll be dressed exactly the same way as I am today,’” Splain said, according to the New York Post. “This is where stupid takes off pretty quickly.”
Hayes told the victims not to call the police, but they did anyway. So when he arrived at the parking lot shortly after the designated meeting time, officers were ready and waiting for him.
Officers found $363 in cash on Hayes and a gold Timex watch that belonged to the victims, police said.
Hayes has been charged as an adult with kidnapping, robbery, aggravated assault and other crimes. He is being held on $200,000 bail.
Splain told Philly.com the incident left the victims "scared to death" sand said they are currently receiving counseling,

This dude needs to move to Florida. Pronto.
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Florida needs him!
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Old 01-22-2016, 09:20 PM   #74
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Though generally I'm reluctant to use this thread for previously-stated reasons and despite the political connection the topic has, this is simply too amusing (if very predictable on the idiot's part) to pass up a general section post.


Ted Cruz flubs health insurance, naturally blames Obamacare

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Old 01-26-2016, 07:23 PM   #75
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http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.2509729

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