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Old 10-11-2019, 01:40 AM   #601
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According to Wikipedia, Mr. Nix is 6'3" and weighs 220 pounds. How was he going to come into a house through a doggie door? And why did his friend Mr. Cosgove accompany him to this residence at 3:30 AM to observe him perform this feat of legerdemain?

https://www.abc15.com/news/crime/pd-...to-peoria-home
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Old 10-22-2019, 08:13 PM   #602
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this story should be titled "4 Morons, an Idiot & a Coward" if its ever made into a movie: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-50137450

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Old 10-26-2019, 03:46 PM   #603
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Heard on the radio recently that this guy had gotten a new tattoo, wanted to join the airport police where he lived, and was told he could not have any visible tattoos for the job.

He goes home and tries to use a pumice stone to rub off the tattoo, but when that doesn't work, he switches to a cheese grater.

After he's done, he decides he doesn't want to apply for the job after all.
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Old 10-28-2019, 10:02 PM   #604
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Exactly how is she a "victim?" And why in the world does anyone still pose for nude pictures? Especially a woman who is in the public eye?

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/katie...ics-probe.html

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Old 11-01-2019, 03:09 PM   #605
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She shouldn't get five years. But man, this was stupid.

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Old 11-06-2019, 11:58 PM   #606
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That idiot con artist who's been royally fucking my family over? The bitch tricked some jackass man into paying us the $1,300 she owes us and picking up her junk sometime next week. I'm going to have to convince my parents to insist the cops be present because I do not want those fuckers showing up with a gun, and I do NOT trust them as far as I can throw them.

The best part? The shithead who called my stepdad insisted we knew nothing about this bitch, that she's just a sad old woman with ocular cancer whose family has turned its back on her and she can barely get by.

Fucking moron.
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Old 11-07-2019, 12:33 AM   #607
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Hey, as long as you get you money and get rid of her shit in the same day, it sounds like a win win. You should have it all ready at the end of the driveway for them.
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Old 11-07-2019, 12:50 AM   #608
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It's a shame I won't be able to burn her photos now. Such a fucking shame.
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Old 11-18-2019, 09:42 PM   #609
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Disney+ somehow ruined everyone's favorite X-Men cartoon, so that after season 2 the episodes are in the wrong order.

You had one job, Disney+! One job!
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Old 11-18-2019, 10:12 PM   #610
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The cops were obviously following this fool around.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/S6K7MhFcnGVc/
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Old 11-19-2019, 03:15 PM   #611
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Heard on the radio recently that this guy had gotten a new tattoo, wanted to join the airport police where he lived, and was told he could not have any visible tattoos for the job.

He goes home and tries to use a pumice stone to rub off the tattoo, but when that doesn't work, he switches to a cheese grater.

After he's done, he decides he doesn't want to apply for the job after all.





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Old 11-19-2019, 09:37 PM   #612
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I'd like to give a special shout-out to the genius who dropped a plastic utensil into the deep fryer on the weekend. We had burgers and fries for lunch at work yesterday, but the cook told me to immediately change the oil because he found this melted black lump floating in there, which meant we couldn't risk contamination affecting anyone.

Oil was not cold when I had to change it, so the chief executive chef told me he'd take it to the dumpster because if they lost me to an oil-burn accident, we'd be screwed (it was cool enough that I dumped it later before he had to).
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Old 11-22-2019, 11:35 PM   #613
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So maybe this is nitpicking, but I had to actually process this real-life scenario over the past few days:

I go on break Wednesday, and while I'm enjoying lunch the state inspector shows up. Senior chef and dining director aren't there right away so another admin and one of the cooks is showing her about, but apparently she checked into my dishroom while I was eating and asked a couple very fascinating questions.

"Why are there dirty dishes in here?" and "Why is the slicer dirty?"

The cook had to explain to her that I was on break for the next 30 minutes, hence the dishes, and that they had recently used the slicer, hence the bits of meat. It was as if she was wholly oblivious to the purpose of a kitchen to begin with.
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Old 11-23-2019, 03:07 PM   #614
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In light of the hilarious failure of Elon Musk recently: https://www.reddit.com/r/cybertruck/
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Old 11-24-2019, 02:13 PM   #615
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I know Dave will get an absolute laugh-fest out of this hilarious nightmare:

part 1 -- https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/...xg&sh=bc721dd7

part 2 -- https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/...s_on_business/


I share "David's" sentiments: that fucking idiot owner has destroyed an irreplaceable part of English history, all because he was too arrogant to get his own fucking coffee.
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Old 12-01-2019, 07:53 PM   #616
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That old bitch con artist just finished clearing out all her shit not ten minutes ago, took 90 minutes and four fucking months.

She had a mediator and four other gofers, a pickup and a U-Haul truck. Mediator signed an agreement, as did the bitch, so that the matter is closed, supposedly so that she won't even post bullshit online about us (yeah sure, the bitch can't even tell the time of day, like she'll keep her whore mouth shut). Paid us her debt even though she screwed him for money as it is and even though he admits he knows what kind of dirtbag she is (I don't care how good his heart is, dumb is dumb).

Bitch tried to leave both her mattress and her garbage (rotten food and drink, junk papers, etc) but my stepdad refused to allow it, forced them to take all their shit with them. But of course the stupid cunt left her mop behind (I put it in the trash, it'll be thrown in a landfill tomorrow). And of course it's cold and raining today (too bad they didn't get caught in a heavier downpour).

Only sad thing is that aside from having to now clean the hell out of those two rooms (shampoo the carpets, etc), I won't be able to burn her photo albums. Today was a Pyrrhic victory, I feel.
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Old 12-02-2019, 08:02 PM   #617
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Yo.

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part 1 -- https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/...xg&sh=bc721dd7
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....after reading that.





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Old 12-02-2019, 08:06 PM   #618
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Yo.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/booby-trap...ry?id=67414907

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Old 12-03-2019, 12:01 AM   #619
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I couldn't help but.........after reading that.
That whole sub-reddit is loaded with comedy gold (and some disgusting examples of human awfulness). I might have to add my own story there in a few weeks once the bitch's court sentencing is complete and I can tell the entire story.
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I know Dave will get an absolute laugh-fest out of this hilarious nightmare:

part 1 -- https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/...xg&sh=bc721dd7

part 2 -- https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/...s_on_business/


I share "David's" sentiments: that fucking idiot owner has destroyed an irreplaceable part of English history, all because he was too arrogant to get his own fucking coffee.
I JUST saw this post now and finished reading the whole reddit. Oh lordy this is great!!!
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Old 12-05-2019, 08:14 PM   #622
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Yo.

GOOD!!: https://www.samoaobserver.ws/categor...v0lvfu0zoqilHs

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No comment is necessary about this.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...y-new-n1096906
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https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/...attempt-a68562

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Update!

The old bitch had her trespassing charge hearing yesterday morning, and apparently when she moved out her junk she "accidentally" stole a bunch of my stepdad's mother's old dinner ware that was handmade. Old bitch even carried it out of the house herself!

My stepdad agreed to drop the trespassing charge under the condition that the bitch returns what she stole, so now we're waiting for that, but hey, this nightmare is almost over. Again.
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