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Old 08-22-2021, 08:57 PM   #876
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Well, at least he changed his mind. I don't really blame the ignorant who learn their errors.
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Old 09-11-2021, 02:41 AM   #877
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Lincoln Park woman was upset son would miss school when she falsely claimed a bomb was on plane in Florida
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Old 09-21-2021, 01:40 AM   #878
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Old 10-07-2021, 01:32 AM   #879
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Heard on the radio this morning: some dude in Lithuania wanted to quit drinking so much, so he came up with the brilliant idea to swallow two pounds of nails, bolts, screws, and small knives. Doctors had to open him up pretty good to even begin helping him.
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Old 10-07-2021, 05:00 AM   #880
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Heard on the radio this morning: some dude in Lithuania wanted to quit drinking so much, so he came up with the brilliant idea to swallow two pounds of nails, bolts, screws, and small knives. Doctors had to open him up pretty good to even begin helping him.

Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure there are easier and less painful methods of quitting drinking. I dunno, just a thought.
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Old 10-07-2021, 02:18 PM   #881
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Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure there are easier and less painful methods of quitting drinking. I dunno, just a thought.
That is why im pro pot. From my experience and my experience alone because everyone reacts differently pot is more safer than alcohol. Alcoholism runs un my family so i dont drink . My uncle however starts drinking at 10am because alcohol numbs the 40 years of pain from construction. He needs both mnees replaced and i told him get the medical weed card because he'd qualify. Sadly he cant quit drinking. Drs have told him years ago his iron is bad and needs to stop. Wouldn't listen. I love my uncle but hes doing it to himself
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Old 10-07-2021, 02:25 PM   #882
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^Well, I gave up alcohol some time ago and still have never tried grass, but Bob Marley said, "Herb is the healing of the nation, alcohol is the destruction."
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^Well, I gave up alcohol some time ago and still have never tried grass, but Bob Marley said, "Herb is the healing of the nation, alcohol is the destruction."
Well if you are considering it i recommend you go to your local dispensery and see what they say. Explain to them your questions you dont even have to smoke it because theres drinks shakes edibles. I personally get the indica strain because for me and only speaking for me it helps my aspergers at night where my mind isnt racing when trying to go to bed. Indica also helps me sleep at night . Indica jokingly is referred as in da couch because it can have you fall asleep. Sativa wich is the other strain makes you more hyper and active. Cbd weed is the same plant but no thc . Im currently trying cbd flower and its ok makes me hungry if anything
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Old 10-07-2021, 09:47 PM   #884
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^Well, I gave up alcohol some time ago and still have never tried grass, but Bob Marley said, "Herb is the healing of the nation, alcohol is the destruction."
Part of the reason his stand-up routine is so damn good.
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Old 10-13-2021, 01:21 AM   #885
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I guess there's another Tik Tok trend going around, specifically for young conservatives. This time it's them pretending to argue with their pet dogs and if the dog acts in any fashion remotely dog-like, then that means the liberals got owned.

This is how stupid and desperate these people are to feel even the slightest vindication for a bad decision. They would rather double-down on their own stupidity than admit fault, and to the point of arguing with literal animals.
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Old 10-24-2021, 03:22 AM   #886
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Georgia man used $57,000 of COVID-19 relief money to buy Pokemon card, feds say
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Old 10-29-2021, 11:57 PM   #887
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Yes, I laughed at this. And a few weeks ago I came very close to doing exactly what the guy in blue did. Thankfully I ended up just chasing a moron out of an establishment because he was berating an employee about a mask.

But hitting someone like this is potentially catastrophic. If this fool's head had hit the floor, he could have been seriously injured or killed. Everyone needs to remember that.

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Old 11-03-2021, 03:24 PM   #889
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I've seen a comedy sketch where a guy tries to steal a guy's manual transmission car, and the guy whose car it is teaches him how to drive it. There's this whole montage with them sort of bonding over the experience like a Dad teaching his son. It doesn't sound that funny as I describe it, but I remember laughing quite a bit.
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Old 11-04-2021, 12:27 AM   #890
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I immediately thought of that carjacking scene in the first Brady Bunch movie.
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Old 11-08-2021, 10:14 PM   #891
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If you ever wanted proof that kids are fucking stupid, here it is.


(I'm being facetious.)
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This, however, is not an example of being facetious.
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How to kiss your teaching career goodbye
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Newsmax jackass Emerald Robinson permanently banned from Twitter for violating COVID-19 misinformation policy
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Oh for the love of... "Luciferase"?!

I mean, I know that's an actual thing (now that I looked it up), but why anybody would think it was in the vaccines, or that it would somehow function as a tracker, or that it was "linked to the devil"? Just the similarity of the name to "Lucifer"?

Well, at least this is far more blatant misinformation than some. Easier to slap something like this down than something more subtle.
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This is bullshit. I guarantee you this is not happening.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/peop...221805804.html
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Nazis, and their shitty lawyers, are fucking stupid
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This is happening because unvaccinated people pushed their luck and held gatherings over Halloween. Look for a much bigger surge to occur about two weeks after Thanksgiving, an even bigger one about two weeks after Christmas, and the coup de grace about two weeks after New Years.

It'll start dying down at about the end of January. Plenty of people will have "died down" by then too.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2021...ay-gatherings/
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I know you are, but what am I?

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