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Old 01-13-2015, 01:14 PM   #1
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"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile hoping it will eat him last."

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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Old 01-13-2015, 05:19 PM   #6
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"I am disillusioned enough to know that no man's opinion on any subject is worth a damn unless backed up with enough genuine information to make him really know what he's talking about."
—HPL in a letter to Mr. Harris, February 25 - March 1, 1929
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“Leslie Knope got her dream job, had kids, and is basically running the world on JJ’s waffles and friendship. What more do you want, Academy? I suppose if Pawnee had an emotionally unavailable nerd in a Flash t-shirt, it could finally get the respect it deserves.”

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Old 03-11-2015, 10:27 PM   #10
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Old 03-16-2015, 02:41 PM   #11
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"The worst part about a food fight is that first splash of ketchup on your clean white shirt. After it's well under way, who cares how messy it gets?"

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Old 03-18-2015, 06:43 PM   #13
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Old 03-24-2015, 02:32 PM   #14
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"If you're a fool and you know it, you and I will be friends. If you're a fool and you don't know it, you and I will be enemies."

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Old 04-08-2015, 01:40 AM   #15
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“English doesn’t borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.”

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“Of course, Granny Weatherwax made a great play of her independence and self-reliance. But the point about that kind of stuff was that you needed someone around to be proudly independent and self-reliant at. People who didn’t need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn’t need people.”
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Old 04-13-2015, 01:14 AM   #17
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Old 04-27-2015, 10:26 PM   #18
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"People are full of shit. They want to see something dark. People want to feel close to it and in on it, but, of course, only from the distance of their suburban homes. They want to have the benefit of comfort, security, safety, respect, and at the same time the privilege of watching something out of control -- even promote it being out of control -- as long as we can be secure that we're not accountable for it."

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"Butane is a bastard gas."

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"Although I believe organized religion is just another political movement designed to control the masses, it doesn't mean God doesn't love me."

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Old 07-03-2015, 01:44 AM   #21
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"You kinda look like the dogs have had you up under the house."

-- Chester Goode, of Gunsmoke, to an outlaw.
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Old 07-05-2015, 04:27 PM   #22
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What if you stopped asking questions?
Ratboy: What if you weren't such a dick?
Alex 'Tig' Trager: What if, when we're done here, we go to your house and I rape your mama?
Ratboy: What if you find her on top of your dad, slamming a big black dildo in his ass, while he's calling out my name?
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"Adam Sandler is just a lot of poo jokes."

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Old 08-01-2015, 02:39 PM   #25
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