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Old 03-09-2011, 01:17 PM   #1
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Default Imagine the hottest girl you can think of...

...now, what if I told you that the girl you are visualizing is actually J'onn J'onzz in shape-shifted form.

Would you still do her/him?
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Old 03-09-2011, 01:21 PM   #2
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Would he keep his own voice? Would I ever find out? Does he have hepatitis M?
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Old 03-09-2011, 01:34 PM   #3
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No.

Yes, but not until after.

No.
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Old 03-09-2011, 01:47 PM   #4
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If I only found out after, then how am I supposed to answer this question?
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Old 03-09-2011, 01:56 PM   #5
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If I only found out after, then how am I supposed to answer this question?
Okay... I'll give you that one.

Let's say you find out right before. The mood is set... you're about to commence... and she/he says, "before we start, there's something I have to tell you..."
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Old 03-09-2011, 02:15 PM   #6
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I run away and tell no one.
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Old 03-09-2011, 02:18 PM   #7
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I run away and tell no one.
Good answer!
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:05 PM   #8
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I would get a lighter and a can of WD-40 and torch his ass for deceiving me.
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:07 PM   #9
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depends how drunk am I?
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:15 PM   #10
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In a New York minute.
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:43 PM   #11
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In a New York minute.
Um... that's pretty quick. Next time, think about baseball.

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Old 03-09-2011, 08:59 PM   #12
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what you don't know can't hurt you. I'd request a mind wipe afterwards, and a clean up.
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Old 03-09-2011, 09:27 PM   #13
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I would never do such a thing..... I hope they find a cure for Martian syphilis...
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Old 03-10-2011, 05:24 AM   #14
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Yes.If "he" can turn into the hottest woman ever,and is compatible,then I would.Though its more out of the fantasy of boning the hottest being ever.Unless he was with the hottest woman ever.Then I'd do her instead

I doubt I'd get a disease-J'onn's race has been dead for a long,long time.Its not like he's had an STD for the whole time
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Old 03-10-2011, 07:51 AM   #15
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Besides, is J'onn a "he" in the traditional sense? He's a Martian. Who's to say that they have exactly two genders, and that those are comparable to our two genders?
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I say no. If you get to have sex with a woman tailor made to be attractive to you then no other woman afterwards would be able to measure up. You leave yourself nowhere to go.
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I don't know about that. Have you never had sex with a seven after having had sex with a nine?
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Old 03-10-2011, 11:29 PM   #18
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I have traded up but not to a theoretical number that doesn't exist
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Would he keep his own voice? Would I ever find out? Does he have hepatitis M?
lol that was my first question as well
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I'd give him/her a shot.

Only if we weren't face to face though. That might be weird!
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I'd strike a match on his ass.
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ok question do you tell me before, after or during the "boning"?
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