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Old 02-29-2016, 10:51 AM   #51
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Florida man dies in meth lab explosion after lighting farts on fire

http://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/1...farts-on-fire/

This was originally a Onion story. Its fake 100%



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Old 02-29-2016, 04:13 PM   #52
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Darn. Too bad; I totally believed it coming from Florida.
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Old 03-09-2016, 08:06 PM   #53
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Old 03-09-2016, 11:31 PM   #54
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In a response to a comment posted on her personal Facebook page, Gilt said all of her children know how to shoot guns and said, "Even my 4 year old gets jacked up to target shoot with the .22."
Your 4 year old is seriously fucked up, honey.
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Old 03-23-2016, 07:47 PM   #55
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Beer and Chips all over 95....in Florida

http://www.11alive.com/news/beer-and...crash/98440747
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Old 04-13-2016, 02:10 PM   #56
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Never kiss a cottonmouth on the mouth.

http://www.outdoorhub.com/news/2015/...italized-bite/
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Old 04-13-2016, 04:39 PM   #57
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Never kiss a cottonmouth on the mouth.

http://www.outdoorhub.com/news/2015/...italized-bite/
"Stupid is as stupid does"

This story right here is a beautiful thing.
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Old 04-13-2016, 10:15 PM   #58
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I love it when this stuff happens! Hi-LARIOUS!!!
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Old 04-13-2016, 10:37 PM   #59
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I love it when this stuff happens! Hi-LARIOUS!!!
I betcha that reject put lipstick on first before kissing the snake. Now, THAT I want multiple pics of.
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Old 04-13-2016, 10:58 PM   #60
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I'm always partial to when at the zoo, some idiot jump like three fences to put their arm in the cage to pet the lion tiger or ape...and get fucking mauled. Pure awesomesauce, EVERY time it happens.
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Old 04-13-2016, 11:08 PM   #61
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You can't have a relationship with a reptile. They might like the warmth of your body, and they might come to associate you with food. But they don't like you.
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Old 04-14-2016, 07:48 PM   #62
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And you know what? Even if I did think I had a relationship with a reptile, I wouldn't kiss it on the mouth if it had hypodermic fangs that could inject poison into my bloodstream.
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"Racist McShootFace" bids $65 million for George Zimmerman's gun
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Old 05-14-2016, 12:57 AM   #64
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"The real question: Who’s going to start an online auction to pay Zimerman enough money to disappear from public life forever?"
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Seriously, whatever you think of the whole trial and such, this is a guy who should obviously fall under the radar.

Word this morning is that a couple major auction houses refused him first.
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Old 05-17-2016, 10:01 PM   #66
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Seriously, what did you expect the animal to do?

Regardless of my "sharks over people" stance, this wasn't typical FL fail material. It's just plain stupidity.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/pa...515-story.html

It is unfortunate that a tormented animal had to perish after being abused.
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Well, something could be said fer "learnin em young."

http://www.coveragemail.com/news/16-...om-in-florida/
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Old 08-14-2016, 05:46 PM   #68
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This guy looks like a friend of mine except that his ears stick out more. I laughed when I saw the photo, but then I thought about what they did.

http://www.local10.com/news/weird-ne...re-to-have-sex
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Old 08-14-2016, 11:59 PM   #69
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This guy looks like a friend of mine except that his ears stick out more. I laughed when I saw the photo, but then I thought about what they did.

http://www.local10.com/news/weird-ne...re-to-have-sex
God bless you, Trey, for keeping the faith in this thread. That is a most worthy addition.
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By the Power of The Jeff, this thread is revived:

Cops discover secret room in man's attic filled with unbelievable things


Walter White in real life, much.
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Old 08-28-2016, 01:58 AM   #71
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By the Power of The Jeff, this thread is revived:

Cops discover secret room in man's attic filled with unbelievable things


Walter White in real life, much.
Honestly, I thought the climax was going to be a 3rd deformed sibling living in the attic.....who was running the whole operation.

But nice addition. Only in Florida, folks.
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Old 09-06-2016, 03:40 PM   #72
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That'll teach him.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/clearwat...g-car-on-fire/
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Geez. Can you imagine walking out and seeing your car on fire and the woman's like "oh, you're not my ex"?
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Geez. Can you imagine walking out and seeing your car on fire and the woman's like "oh, you're not my ex"?
Tis the symphony of Florida Fail
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That guy must be nice to talk with during a dinner conversation. Geez what a crazy!
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