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Old 02-14-2019, 11:48 PM   #151
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Florida refuses to be outdone.

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Old 02-21-2019, 10:07 PM   #152
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Ask yourself whether this would happen anywhere else.

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Old 02-21-2019, 10:10 PM   #153
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Old 02-23-2019, 05:39 PM   #154
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What amazes me is how OLD these guys are. Anyway it goes to show that prostitution should be legal.

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Old 03-01-2019, 04:17 PM   #155
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Yo.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-m...ffer-him-pizza

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Old 03-01-2019, 05:03 PM   #156
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^My first thought was that he was threatening to play Coldplay songs.
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Old 03-15-2019, 01:27 AM   #157
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When you're in a hole, you need to stop digging.

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Old 03-15-2019, 01:44 AM   #158
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^That mugshot is a classic.
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Old 03-15-2019, 07:10 PM   #159
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Oh man, this is almost as good as that Canadian mayor who was on crack and wouldn't leave office. Get the popcorn!
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Old 03-29-2019, 09:28 PM   #160
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this reminds me of the Harambe -situation for some reason.....: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...s-home-n988746

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Old 04-09-2019, 11:44 AM   #161
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The judge should order extensive psychological tests on him. Even if he's not guilty, what was he doing in a Kmart in the first place?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...xZn?li=BBnbfcL
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Old 04-09-2019, 06:52 PM   #162
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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47868321

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Old 04-25-2019, 02:22 PM   #163
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Person in Easter Bunny costume throws punches in downtown Orlando brawl
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Old 04-25-2019, 03:24 PM   #164
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Don't @&$% with the Easter Bunny. He was all hopped up on something.
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Old 05-03-2019, 07:10 PM   #165
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https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2019/...ay/3587017002/

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Old 05-07-2019, 02:29 PM   #166
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https://www.foxnews.com/us/alligator-florida-pants

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Old 05-07-2019, 03:11 PM   #167
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^Can you imagine being the sheriff and reading that report?
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Old 05-08-2019, 03:55 PM   #168
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He doesn't look concerned about having been arrested.

https://nypost.com/2019/05/07/florid...umper-sticker/
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Old 05-13-2019, 07:03 PM   #169
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https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/b...rling-syringes

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Old 08-09-2019, 03:18 PM   #170
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Let me guess. He used a golf cart because he thought that would keep him from getting a DWI?

https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborou...ral-customers/
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Old 08-09-2019, 03:21 PM   #171
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Maybe she used it as a sexual aid.
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Old 08-09-2019, 03:55 PM   #172
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God, Florida is the gift that keeps on giving!
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Old 09-03-2019, 02:43 AM   #173
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Stories like this make me proud I threw up this thread, like I'm a proud papa of the most ungodly children in the U.SA...




My only question is....how did she fit SEVEN up in there? I mean, syringes are not exactly tiny.
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Old 09-03-2019, 04:12 PM   #174
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My only question is....how did she fit SEVEN up in there? I mean, syringes are not exactly tiny.
I have to say, all the best sh*t seems to happen in Florida!
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Old 09-03-2019, 05:41 PM   #175
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I have to say, all the best sh*t seems to happen in Florida!
That should be on the Welcome board at the state line.
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