Maxim's HOT 100 of 2009

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Her ass is like boobies. You just want to rub them. Some people may want to motor boat them.

"If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face."

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nice logan sylent

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Yeah, who could hate a woman that likes to give head?

I've seen the tape too, but it sucks. Most of the footage is looped and skips around worse than an episode of LOST. It has a very low production value and really isn't worth seeing. If there was a visible money shot, then we'd be talking.

Well, Ray J does most of the camera work in the sextape. The footage is better than most sextapes I've seen. I mean, I could tell it's Kim Kardashian. It's much better than the Pamela Anderson footage.

But, I would agree it isn't studio quality porn.


Vanessa Hudgens is cute, but Vanessa Minnillo is hotter. And I'm surprise that Beyonce is not your list.

Marisa Miller is smoking hot. Natural blonde and natural boobs along with great legs. Plus, you gotta love how she rocks an iPod.

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would love it better if the ipod was see thru

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"If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face."

nice logan sylent

You'd think that would be a porn slogan.

Watching Kim stuff her mouth is cool.

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nice logan sylent

For about 3 months, that was Carl's Jr's REAL slogan! Seriously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl's_Jr.

I think they were trying to top Cornuts "Bust a Nut" slogan.

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lmao both sound like porn slogans

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Vanessa Hudgens is cute, but Vanessa Minnillo is hotter. And I'm surprise that Beyonce is not your list.

Like Megan Fox, Beyonce's hotness is overrated. It's more popularity hotness like Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez. They definitely look good, but they're not the goddess everyone makes them out to be. I'd rank Beyonce Bootylicious somewhere around the top 20.

I think Vanessa Hudgens is gorgeous. Just seeing her makes me want to lick the side of her face.



If I thought about the list a bit more, I might have chosen Ashley Greene or someone else.

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yeah i agree it is pure popularity because there are women who arent on the list that are hotter then those who are

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

Miranda Kerr didn't even make the list this year. She and Adriana Lima, two women in Marisa Miller's Victoria's Secret stable are worlds hotter.



Who wouldn't want to have this petite, lil' morsel riding their rod into the sunset?

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i agree its all crap

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We'll disagree with the victoria secret models, and with Vanessa Hudgens being top 10 material. I would agree she's pretty, but she doesn't have a Top 10 body alah Kristen Kreuk. I would probably swap out Vanessa Hudgens for Misa Campo.

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Kristen Kreuk i'd hit it a few times

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You and me both, but not at the same time. I'll go first.

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lol alright dont wanna be crossing swords