Has Hal ever had sex with a construct?

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

I love how the question is "...with a construct?" so as to not be too specific, cuz y'know, maybe Hal's a doggystyle person.

There. Fixed.

If Hal ever had sex with a construct, I'm thinking IT would be on top since it's probably what Hal is used to. After all, the girl he was dating is code-named "Cowgirl."

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If Hal ever had sex with a construct, I'm thinking IT would be on top since it's probably what Hal is used to. After all, the girl he was dating is code-named "Cowgirl."

[LordAtrocitus Green Lantern Initiate Find all posts View Profile Close LordAtrocitus]

There. Fixed.

If Hal ever had sex with a construct, I'm thinking IT would be on top since it's probably what Hal is used to. After all, the girl he was dating is code-named "Cowgirl."

Winning.

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

There. Fixed.

If Hal ever had sex with a construct, I'm thinking IT would be on top since it's probably what Hal is used to. After all, the girl he was dating is code-named "Cowgirl."

Cowgirl aside, don't you think Hal would be more of a take-charge kind of guy.

[Mister.Weirdo Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Mister.Weirdo]

More like was.

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

Cowgirl aside, don't you think Hal would be more of a take-charge kind of guy.

Perhaps, but appearances can be deceiving. Hal might be the type that uses a butt plug on himself.

[Emperor Aquaman Guy's Drinking Buddy Find all posts View Profile Close Emperor Aquaman]

Perhaps, but appearances can be deceiving. Hal might be the type that uses a butt plug on himself.

Oh man... Good thing this is the GLC thread!

[Mister.Weirdo Guardian of the Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Mister.Weirdo]

Whatever you say.

[LanternAlgae Major Force's Dinner Date Find all posts View Profile Close LanternAlgae]

This sort of thing is not unheard of. After all Cartman essentially had construct intimacy at the end of the Imaginationland Trilogy.

[Andrew NDB Shot Caller Find all posts View Profile Close Andrew NDB]

It'd almost be more weird if he didn't, right?

[Michael Heide Heide Finition Find all posts View Profile Close Michael Heide]

Looking back on this, Hal doesn't have the imagination to create an anatomically correct woman, let alone her vagina. Mister Bubbles-and-Boxing-Gloves couldn't find a clitoris if his life depended on it, much less create one.

Kyle on the other hand...

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

I didn't re-read the posts here to see if this was mentioned, but there's an early issue of GL series 3 where Guy makes construct bikini girls to serve him. You have to assume that they might've done more than hand him beer.

[Mister Ed Horse of a Different Color Find all posts View Profile Close Mister Ed]

I didn't re-read the posts here to see if this was mentioned, but there's an early issue of GL series 3 where Guy makes construct bikini girls to serve him. You have to assume that they might've done more than hand him beer.

And that's the sort of thing that makes it difficult for me to give much credence to Geoff's stupid retcon that using the ring is like passing a kidney stone every time. There are just too many instances of GLs making constructs when they aren't strictly necessary (even AFTER Geoff said that) for me to credit the idea that it is that taxing to do even the smallest thing.

[Space Cop The Dandy Find all posts View Profile Close Space Cop]

And that's the sort of thing that makes it difficult for me to give much credence to Geoff's stupid retcon that using the ring is like passing a kidney stone every time. There are just too many instances of GLs making constructs when they aren't strictly necessary (even AFTER Geoff said that) for me to credit the idea that it is that taxing to do even the smallest thing.

Agreed. There's a bunch of them where they make a birthday cake or something superfluous like that.

[Big Daddy Dave Skywalker Moisture Farmer Find all posts View Profile Close Big Daddy Dave Skywalker]

There's no way I wouldn't have sexy green bitches wearing lingerie heels and French maid outfits cleaning my house while I watch tv. At least have them around for decoration.