Hookers & Pictionary

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

tell me something i don't know

...You're a chore, you know that? You are a chore.

[Hybrid Lantern Corps Honor Guard Find all posts View Profile Close Hybrid Lantern]

...You're a chore, you know that? You are a chore.

I love you man. That is the funniest damn thing I have read in years.

Welcome to my sig (as soon as I get it done).

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

...You're a chore, you know that? You are a chore.

i try

[Fearless Agent Orange Find all posts View Profile Close Fearless]

I love you man. That is the funniest damn thing I have read in years.

Welcome to my sig (as soon as I get it done).

i try

Well, you succeed...

[Frank Castle Alpha-Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Frank Castle]

In the original draft of the script, she was addicted to cocaine and he dumped her ass at the end of the movie.

That sounds too much like real life, they had to give it that Hollywood fantasy effect. Got to give IonFan some kind of hope.

tell me something i don't know

Just how much does your hooker pretend wife cost you anyway? Does she charge by the hour or is it what services she offers? or both? Do you get discounts for being a loyal customer? Do you get to trade in used panties for new ones?

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

$160 an hour (but from time to time she stays past said hour with no extra costs)

and no used panties, that's just sick

[Frank Castle Alpha-Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Frank Castle]

$160 an hour (but from time to time she stays past said hour with no extra costs)

and no used panties, that's just sick

Hey now don't knock other peoples fetishes when you like ponies. I don't have used panties myself but I ain't going to diss someone if that's their thing, theirs much worse than that.

$160, hmm that's about £100 (and euros) you're certainly dealing in bargain basement pussy. With 4 jobs I thought you were dealing with elite hookers. Unless you see this hooker every week or something.

[Michael Heide Heide Finition Find all posts View Profile Close Michael Heide]

He does.

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

it's more like every 2 to 3 weeks i see her (i'm not made out of money here people )

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

Can you claim her as a tax reduction?

[Frank Castle Alpha-Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Frank Castle]

Can you claim her as a tax reduction?

it's more like every 2 to 3 weeks i see her (i'm not made out of money here people )

No you're not made out of money, but you sure know how to waste it. I guess every 3 weeks is not too bad, for being obsessed with someone that is.

[Sylent_Asassin Black Lantern Find all posts View Profile Close Sylent_Asassin]

This thread should be retitled, "Kick the dog." When you're having a bad day, just come on in here and kick poor ol' Ion Fan around. "Hey Mikey! He likes it!"

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

Can you claim her as a tax reduction?

oh if only but for some crazy reason paying for sex is illegal in the US and therefor not tax deductible

No you're not made out of money, but you sure know how to waste it. I guess every 3 weeks is not too bad, for being obsessed with someone that is.

ohgoodgod I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH HER................... i just like her, plus f@cking her ain't bad too (even if she doesn't give bj's )

This thread should be retitled, "Kick the dog." When you're having a bad day, just come on in here and kick poor ol' Ion Fan around. "Hey Mikey! He likes it!"

lets not (plus i'm sure there's already one in Qward)

[IonFan Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close IonFan]

just thought i'd post a pic of what i got her for our one year anniversary and see what ya'll think of it



(yeah i know i'm crazy so let's move past that shall we )

[Robinson Guardian Of The Universe Find all posts View Profile Close Robinson]

Zales

For the hooker that has everything.