Lines of dialogue you'd like to write for DC

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Guy (seeing Power Girl): Is her name Emerson Biggins?

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Batman: That one had me stumped. Congratulations on figuring it out.

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Hal: Wait. Let's stop and think this through before we go running off half-cocked.

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Jessica Cruz: I'm in the wrong line of work.

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Simon Baz: Me too.

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Geoff Johns: I've thought of something different for Simon and Jessica to do.

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Jim Gordon: We've improved the security at Arkham Asylum. We feel confident that it'll be at least 10 years before the Joker can escape again.

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Batman: Arkham? Stop playing around with him, Jim. Put him in isolation in a supermax this time. Let's see the son of a bitch get out of that.

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Oliver Queen: Why do you super-powered klutzes always draft me and my trick arrows into your fights against cosmic menaces that threaten the whole universe? You can't handle that? Leave me the hell alone.

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Batman: Jim, in the modern world, with video cameras, motion detectors, cell phones and the Internet everywhere, it's become impossible for a masked vigilante without super-powers to maintain a secret identity. I'd like to take off this silly-assed costume and work for you as a detective.

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Jim Gordon: Bruce, I've been meaning to ask you something. How in the blue hell do you and your folks swing on ropes between skyscrapers? What are those ropes attacked to? Skyhooks? Floating batarangs?

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Batman: Jim, do you know what's worse than seeing your parents shot to death on front of your eyes as a kid? It's seeing writers constantly screw around with your origin story because they can't think of anything else to write.

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Brainiac: What kind of a stupid name have I got? Who calls himself Brainiac? I'm changing that right now. I won't answer to it any more.

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Clark: Oh yeah Lois? Well if you're so smart, how can I just take off my glasses and then you can't recognize me as Superman? Huh? Huh?

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Robin: Yo Bruce, if you're so great, then why can't you clean up Gotham City?