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Old 08-06-2015, 02:57 AM   #26
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"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, 'Why me?' Then a voice answers, 'Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.'"

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Old 08-19-2015, 02:43 PM   #27
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"I'll make Ric Flair pay through the nose for that. And when Flair pays through the nose, he PAYS!"

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Old 08-26-2015, 07:33 PM   #28
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"I heard that their father, Lee Harvey Osmond, like, killed one of the presidents."

"Yeah, yeah, I heard that too."

Butt-Head and Beavis while watching a video of the singing Osmonds.
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Old 09-02-2015, 03:36 AM   #29
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"We goan git down, an' we goan git funky like a monkey. An' we goan do it in PUDLIC, eef you weel."

-- Dusty Rhodes
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Old 09-02-2015, 12:59 PM   #30
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"And if we ain't got no monkey, we goan get funky anyway."

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Old 09-09-2015, 02:35 PM   #31
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"I'd be willing to be choked a few times to have him on my team."

-- Seattle Supersonics head coach George Karl, in reaction to Golden State Warriors player Latrell Sprewell's choking his coach, P.J. Carlesimo, on the sidelines during a game.
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Old 09-28-2015, 09:55 PM   #32
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"What a man does for pay is of little significance. What he is, as a sensitive instrument responsive to the world's beauty, is everything!"
—HPL in a letter to Maurice W. Moe, January 1929
(Photograph is Lovecraft and Moe, July 18/19, 1936.)
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Old 09-29-2015, 07:17 PM   #33
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"Space Mountain is the oldest ride in the park, but it's still got the longest line!"

-- Ric Flair, likening his penis to the Disney attraction.
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“Are you okay?” he asked, fighting down the urge to give her a hug.

Her eyes went wide and she gave an involuntary headshake. “Me? What are you talking about? You almost got eaten twice and you’re asking about me?”

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Old 11-10-2015, 01:37 PM   #35
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"Be a man and get a Rolls-Royce!"

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Old 12-25-2015, 10:54 AM   #36
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"Howyfield got a widdle nick on his eah. Whut's da pwobwem?'

-- Mike Tyson
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Old 12-26-2015, 05:29 PM   #37
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"Only assholes hate fruitcake."

-- Trey Strain

(Let the outrage commence!)

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Old 12-26-2015, 08:21 PM   #38
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I'm really picky with desserts. Although I like most fruit and I like some nuts, I hate either in a dessert, which makes fruit cake absolutely unappealing. Make of that what you will.

I'm more of a salty snack fan anyway.
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Old 12-27-2015, 05:36 PM   #39
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"I knew you had potential, lad."

Kup to Rodimus Prime after saving the universe from Unicron in The Transformers: The Movie.
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Old 12-29-2015, 07:15 PM   #41
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"Now we go to school!"

-- Ric Flair, when he puts you in the figure four death-lock
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Old 12-30-2015, 01:11 PM   #42
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“There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance.”
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"The things I do for friends I can't stand..."

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At the press conference following a tough loss.

Sports reporter: What do you think about your team's execution?

N.C. Stare basketball coach Jim Valvano: I'm in favor of it.
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"I bet her skin is as soft as a pocketful of mice."

-- Chester Goode of Gunsmoke, admiring an attractive woman
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"The future is already here -- it's just not very evenly distributed."

-- William Gibson
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"Why am I always the last to know?"
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Quote:
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"The future is already here -- it's just not very evenly distributed."

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Awesome. I love Gibson.
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"I didn't mean to kill nobody. I just meant to shoot the son of a bitch in the head and two times in the chest. Him dying was between him and the Lord."

-- R.L. Burnside
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