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Old 10-11-2019, 01:40 AM   #601
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According to Wikipedia, Mr. Nix is 6'3" and weighs 220 pounds. How was he going to come into a house through a doggie door? And why did his friend Mr. Cosgove accompany him to this residence at 3:30 AM to observe him perform this feat of legerdemain?

https://www.abc15.com/news/crime/pd-...to-peoria-home
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Old 10-22-2019, 08:13 PM   #602
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Yo.

this story should be titled "4 Morons, an Idiot & a Coward" if its ever made into a movie: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-50137450

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Old 10-26-2019, 03:46 PM   #603
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Heard on the radio recently that this guy had gotten a new tattoo, wanted to join the airport police where he lived, and was told he could not have any visible tattoos for the job.

He goes home and tries to use a pumice stone to rub off the tattoo, but when that doesn't work, he switches to a cheese grater.

After he's done, he decides he doesn't want to apply for the job after all.
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Old 10-28-2019, 10:02 PM   #604
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Exactly how is she a "victim?" And why in the world does anyone still pose for nude pictures? Especially a woman who is in the public eye?

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/katie...ics-probe.html

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Old 11-01-2019, 03:09 PM   #605
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She shouldn't get five years. But man, this was stupid.

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Old 11-06-2019, 11:58 PM   #606
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That idiot con artist who's been royally fucking my family over? The bitch tricked some jackass man into paying us the $1,300 she owes us and picking up her junk sometime next week. I'm going to have to convince my parents to insist the cops be present because I do not want those fuckers showing up with a gun, and I do NOT trust them as far as I can throw them.

The best part? The shithead who called my stepdad insisted we knew nothing about this bitch, that she's just a sad old woman with ocular cancer whose family has turned its back on her and she can barely get by.

Fucking moron.
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Old 11-07-2019, 12:33 AM   #607
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Hey, as long as you get you money and get rid of her shit in the same day, it sounds like a win win. You should have it all ready at the end of the driveway for them.
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Old 11-07-2019, 12:50 AM   #608
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It's a shame I won't be able to burn her photos now. Such a fucking shame.
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Disney+ somehow ruined everyone's favorite X-Men cartoon, so that after season 2 the episodes are in the wrong order.

You had one job, Disney+! One job!
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The cops were obviously following this fool around.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/S6K7MhFcnGVc/
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Heard on the radio recently that this guy had gotten a new tattoo, wanted to join the airport police where he lived, and was told he could not have any visible tattoos for the job.

He goes home and tries to use a pumice stone to rub off the tattoo, but when that doesn't work, he switches to a cheese grater.

After he's done, he decides he doesn't want to apply for the job after all.





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