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Old 02-15-2012, 05:40 PM   #51
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More like "take it FROM a man" I'd say. There are women who do the same thing. Does that make them manly?
I know from my point of view, it would take a lot out of me emotionally, not to mention physically to even bring myself to be in a situation where I was having to decide to do it. Sounds pretty manly to me, don't forget: women can be manly as well, and I have a lot of respect for the things they do that I couldn't.
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Old 02-15-2012, 05:44 PM   #52
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Atrain, It dont count if you use your tears as lube.
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Old 02-15-2012, 05:53 PM   #53
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Atrain, It dont count if you use your tears as lube.
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Old 02-15-2012, 06:17 PM   #54
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I've done a pair of 2 week backpacking trips through the mountains in New Mexico. It's fun stuff. Always have to be ready for bears and sudden changes in the weather.
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Old 02-15-2012, 06:30 PM   #55
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This is getting ridiculous, where is Jay Berg? He should be making every other post.
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Old 02-16-2012, 03:13 AM   #56
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Well fuck balls if we're including HOCKEY stuff...


I broke my coccyx while playing and finished the rest of the game. Woke up the next morning after a night of back spasms waking me up every 5 - 10 minutes to discover my entire lower back was one gigantic bruise.

Knocked a guy out of a game with an elbow to the gut off of a faceoff.... then had to stand around after the game and get a lecture from his grandmother who had come to see him play.

Scored 5 goals in a game.... by planting my (not fat at the time) ass in front of the net and having 3 of them come from the puck bouncing off my ass or leg.

Blocking a shot with my face.

There used to be a team in the rec league I played in that was all russians and they had this one gigantic asshole who must have been at least 6'7 and I'm 5'9. For some ridiculous reason it was my job to try and clear his humongous non-english speaking ass out of the crease all night. I never actually managed to move him more than an inch or two in any direction but I tried my ass off.
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Old 02-16-2012, 03:37 AM   #57
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A guy tried to mug be but being manly and cunning I threw globs from a nearby mud puddle in his face and bravely ran away.
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Old 02-16-2012, 03:40 AM   #58
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I was a volunteer firefighter once....I ran into burning houses and noone paid me shit to do it
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Old 02-16-2012, 06:05 AM   #59
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I was a volunteer firefighter once....I ran into burning houses and noone paid me shit to do it
I bet you felt like a badass, after you were out safe of course.
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Old 02-16-2012, 06:45 AM   #60
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I saved an old ladys life after she fell over and split her head open on the sidewalk
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Old 02-16-2012, 07:54 AM   #61
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This is getting ridiculous, where is Jay Berg? He should be making every other post.
The fuck?

Anyways, kiddin' aside, lets see... The Manliest thing I've ever done?

Cry.

Top of my lungs bawl and not give a fuck when people saw me do it. Keeping that shit in is the easy part. Letting it out like that in public.... gotta be the manliest thing I've ever done. If that was a let down of a response, oh fucking well.
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Old 02-16-2012, 07:56 AM   #62
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What were you crying about?
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Old 02-16-2012, 08:08 AM   #63
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Death.

Only thing worth crying about IMO.

People die, it's a part of life. Happens. Not worth crying over every death, but some hit harder. My bro was ready to get married on a Sunday and some asshole drunk murdered him the Friday before. It fucking sucked. The night before we were making fun of his virgin ass as he waited until marriage and saying

- " what would happen if the rapture happened while you were about to fuck for the 1st time? "
- " I'd hold onto the bed post and ask God for 2 more minutes !!! "

The man took me outta a dark place. Josh was the best man that ever walked this hell hole and well worth any man's tears. My son's middle name. Best thing a man can do? Let that shit out, and then be done with it. So I let it out, and I felt better afterward. People saw me. Every other time, that would bother me. Just not that time.
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Old 02-16-2012, 08:27 AM   #64
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Old 02-16-2012, 08:29 AM   #65
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By all means, continue on with the manliness.
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Old 02-16-2012, 08:56 AM   #66
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Here, let me get the ball rolling again.

I once spilt beer on my wife beater while telling my ol lady to go make me a sammich while she was barefoot in the kitchen.

I grunted while saying it.

Then I burped and put my foot back on top of the cooler. In my living room. Had her get me the remote control to while she was at it.

Finally, i slipped my hand down my unzipped pants Al Bundy style and watched ESPN highlights. Over and over again. When I was done, I went into the room, woke her as up, and got me some Pu-Tang Pie.

I never felt more like a man. Then I woke up and she was already yelling at me to get the kids ready for school...
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Old 02-16-2012, 10:30 AM   #67
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Bitten by a rattlesnake out in the middle of nowhere, walked it off.
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Old 02-16-2012, 11:18 AM   #68
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got knocked out by a guy cause i stole his beer at a party.

got mugged by a guy knife when i was 12 i didn't have anything of value on me so i gave him a pound coin most awkward mugging ever

i was at this camp out with a few friends an some dickhead decided to throw some girls bag on the fire it had a can of hair spray in it an the can exploded hitting me right in the middle of my chest
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Old 02-16-2012, 01:26 PM   #69
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Knocked a guy out of a game with an elbow to the gut off of a faceoff.... then had to stand around after the game and get a lecture from his grandmother who had come to see him play.
So you body checked her?
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I bet you felt like a badass, after you were out safe of course.
It's a real rush, man.
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The local fire station is volunteer. Some High School buds did that, which I always thought was very cool of them.
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The local fire station is volunteer. Some High School buds did that, which I always thought was very cool of them.
That's when I did it. We were hooligans about it though....if there was a class we wanted to ditch, there was a button on the pagers that would play back the last tone and the dispatcher, so we'd hit that button and ditch class.
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Old 02-17-2012, 04:38 AM   #73
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So you body checked her?
I see what you did there, well played.
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That's when I did it. We were hooligans about it though....if there was a class we wanted to ditch, there was a button on the pagers that would play back the last tone and the dispatcher, so we'd hit that button and ditch class.
I wish I would have thought of that, my local fire dept was local too.
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Old 02-17-2012, 05:15 AM   #75
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I worked as a wrestler for 6 years, and had the occaisonal cage match which was always a blast. One night I got rammed into a corner post and dislocated my jaw. Had to get through the rest of my match which had just begun. To this day my jaw makes a clicking sound when I eat and my wife cringes if I eat in bed.

Not sure if hunting counts to some of you pussy pinko vegetarians, but I enjoy deerhunting.
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