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Old 07-18-2019, 11:39 PM   #2426
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^Oh, please; any species that can master interstellar flight is going to have better taste than Bud Light.
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Old 07-19-2019, 02:54 AM   #2427
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What about the alien from the Butterfingers commercial? How has he taken this news?
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Old 07-26-2019, 10:57 PM   #2428
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this story would've been funnier if the the person driving the roller were wearing a Tom the Cat -costume....: https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/cri...-in-wellington

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Old 08-01-2019, 11:14 AM   #2429
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I heard you can get passport of Greece in you buy property in Athens here or one of the islands. Is it true? Is anyone fro Greece here that can explain this news?
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Old 08-01-2019, 03:19 PM   #2430
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seems like it is, according to this: https://www.justlanded.com/english/G...idence-permits




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Old 08-05-2019, 03:42 PM   #2431
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Old 08-05-2019, 05:21 PM   #2432
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...gehog-coupling

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Police called out to reports of nocturnal disturbances find hedgehogs ‘having fun’





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Old 08-09-2019, 01:21 AM   #2433
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Old 08-15-2019, 09:15 PM   #2434
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So apparently Epstein kept a painting of Bill Clinton in drag at his home. I'm not linking to that article because I'm pretty sure I would be sick, but considering the bizarre nature of the issue, I thought it fitting to share here.
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Old 08-22-2019, 11:58 PM   #2435
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"She may be old, ninety years. But she ain't too old for to shift them gears."

-- Tommy McClennan, from "Bottle Up and Go."

https://abc7ny.com/5-men-85-year-old...woods/5483166/

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Old 08-23-2019, 02:18 AM   #2436
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^I saw the headline and blurb for that story this morning but didn't see that one was an octogenarian.
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The cops must really have crime under control in that town if they have time to set up cameras to catch people screwing in the woods. Jeesh.
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Old 09-03-2019, 09:35 PM   #2438
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Vegan woman sues neighbors for cooking in their own backyard
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Old 09-11-2019, 03:22 PM   #2439
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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/califor...e-in-a-bottle/

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New Zealand man being fired brings emotional support clown
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Old 09-16-2019, 11:06 PM   #2441
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https://fox2now.com/2019/09/16/pigeo...-poop-problem/

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Old 09-19-2019, 06:34 PM   #2442
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https://apnews.com/06c11b92f92d427a8a38b5f1ab583080

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Old 09-27-2019, 08:19 PM   #2443
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https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news...ng-big-3362946

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Old 09-28-2019, 02:20 AM   #2444
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Old 09-28-2019, 05:00 AM   #2445
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Lol, that guy waited his whole life for that to happen to him.
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Old 10-02-2019, 08:01 PM   #2446
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https://abc7.com/society/bay-area-wo...n-fee/5584716/

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Old 10-04-2019, 10:47 PM   #2447
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https://www.foxnews.com/world/drug-s...infested-water

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No joke, they are complete bastards. My aunt that lives with me recently switched from them to Xfinity, and DirecTV were such assholes about it. My aunt is 93. There was no reason for their rudeness over the phone nor their insane termination fee. They are owned by AT&T now.


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Give some of that white magic to the sharks, man! They won't bite ya!
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https://www.wndu.com/content/news/Un...563104911.html

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Mom spots terrifying 'ghost baby' in son's crib; says she 'could kill' husband after learning cause

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