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Old 05-27-2009, 06:33 PM   #1
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Default Maxim's HOT 100 of 2009

What do you think?

10. Jennifer Love Hewitt- She's been a staple on most people's lists so I don't have a problem with her at the ten spot.



9. Jordana Brewster- She's definitely sexy and pretty, but not top 10 hot.



8. Rihanna- I liked her better when she had long hair. The short hair style just doesn't do it for me... and she loses points for taking back Chris Brown.



7. Adriana Lima- I love love love this woman's eyes... well, the green ones. :P She definitely belongs in the top 10.



6. Eliza Dushku- She looks great in Dollhouse, but I wouldn't have placed her this high up on the list.



5. Mila Kunis- She's cute, but not top 10 material.



4. Malin Akerman- I honestly never heard of this girl... and I don't think she's top 10 hot material.



3. Bar Refaeli- I never heard of this girl either and it took me a while to find a good pic of her.



2. Megan Fox- I can see her in the top 10, but like I said before, her beauty is overrated.



1. Olivia Wilde- Definitely top 10 hot. Love the light eyes, brunette locks and fair skin, but the squared jaw is kind of messing her up. She's still very attractive though.



My top ten would have included Minka Kelly, the prettiest girl on tv:



Jessica Alba as a brunette:



and Kristin Kreuk. I know everyone hated her from Smallville but there is no denying her beauty... and I love those green eyes.



The rest of the list:

100. Deanna Russo
99. Melissa Rycroft
98. Rebecca Mader
97. Marisa Tomei
96. Olivia Munn
95. Padma Lakshmi
94. Yvonne Strahovski
93. Michelle Obama
92. Joanna Krupa
91. Chelsea Handler
90. Roselyn Sanchez
89. Jamie Chung
88. Diane Kruger
87. Summer Glau
86. Ali Campoverdi
85. Michelle Trachtenberg
84. Minka Kelly
83. Whitney Port
82. Emma Watson
81. Heidi Montag
80. Jamie Gunns
79. Jaime King
78. Danica Patrick
77. Stacy Keibler
76. Cameron Richardson
75. Tricia Helfer
74. Amanda Bynes
73. Ashley Tisdale
72. Camilla Belle
71. Gabrielle Union
70. Maria Menounos
69. Jennifer Morrison
68. Ashley Greene
67. Emmy Rossum
66. Emma Stone
65. Amanda Righetti
64. Diora Baird
63. Milla Jovovich
62. Heidi Klum
61. Dania Ramirez
60. Carrie Underwood
59. Ana Ivanovic
58. Miranda Kerr
57. Audrina Patridge
56. Amber Heard
55. Christina Milian
54. Rachel Bilson
53. Kim Kardashian
52. Beyoncé
51. Sienna Miller
50. Taylor Swift
49. Freida Pinto
48. Arielle Kebbel
47. Katie Cassidy
46. Nicole Scherzinger
45. Fergie
44. Avril Lavigne
43. Elisha Cuthbert
42. Nikki Reed
41. Nadine Velazquez
40. Lily Allen
39. Anna Faris
38. Charlize Theron
37. Cameron Diaz
36. Hayden Panettiere
35. Anna Kournikova
34. Scarlett Johansson
33. Blake Lively
32. Ciara
31. Hilary Duff
30. Penélope Cruz
29. Zoe Saldana
28. Danneel Harris
27. Vanessa Hudgens
26. Angelina Jolie
25. Julianne Hough
24. Eva Mendes
23. Lindsay Lohan
22. Kate Beckinsale
21. AnnaLynne McCord
20. Moon Bloodgood
19. Chan Marshall
18. Marisa Miller
17. Britney Spears
16. Gina Carano
15. Katy Perry
14. Christina Aguilera
13. Jessica Alba
12. Leighton Meester
11. Jessica Biel
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Old 05-27-2009, 07:01 PM   #2
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I think some of these chicks are just there to fill space, like Britney Spears and Hillary Duff. I'm glad Miley Cyrus isn't on that list though.
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I felt the same way about Hilary Duff until I saw her Maxim photo shoot from a couple of years ago. I've never seen her look so attractive.





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#9. Jordana Brewster- Who? not hot

#8. Rihanna- ok, but no way top ten wtf

#4. Malin Akerman- who? not hot. even less than #9


Mila Kunis could be #1 and I wouldnt complain, she's only getting better.
And where is Jessica Alba and Biel? Not top ten now?

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I felt the same way about Hilary Duff until I saw her Maxim photo shoot from a couple of years ago. I've never seen her look so attractive.
Photoshop and an airbrush can do wonders for people.



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Photoshop and an airbrush can do wonders for people.



Well, thanks for ruining my fantasy.
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#9. Jordana Brewster- Who? not hot

#8. Rihanna- ok, but no way top ten wtf

#4. Malin Akerman- who? not hot. even less than #9


Mila Kunis could be #1 and I wouldnt complain, she's only getting better.
And where is Jessica Alba and Biel?

disappointing.


Mila IS #1. PERIOD




Rihanna is not hot at all. Maybe with the long hair..oh, and she and CB aren't together anymore.

Malin isn't hot. Just cute.

Jordana Brewster is hot, but not top 10 hot.
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Well, thanks for ruining my fantasy.
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Their top list is usually a joke. They tend to have one or two most people would agree on and mostly a bunch of head scratchers. Akerman and Dushku are the ones that grab you right away as definitely not top 10 material. Bar is the drug of the moment as models go, and she is attractive, but not top 10 I think.
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Hilary Duff is definitely attractive. Mav acts as if people can't have a bad day.
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I would agree about the list being a joke. JLH and Eliza Dushku have no business on that list anymore. Sad to say, but they are both on the wrong end of "prime". JLH's hips and rear are as large and wide as the ocean. Dushku's body is still quite good, but her face is becoming a much more haggard version of her 23-35 year old self. She's still hot, but no way she could bump off 9 other 20-29 year olds out in celebrity-land.

Malin Akerman is attractive, but also has no business on this list. She has no figure or curves, and really is just there because of her "it" factor from the Watchmen Movie.

Mila Kunis and Olivia Wilde to me are an interchangeable #1 and #2. Both are smoking, sultry, and ooze sex appeal. Both are approaching their prime, and are absolutely smoldering with or without being dolled up in makeup. I like Megan Fox at 4 because frankly, tatoos aren't flattering and her lips just aren't very full and luscious looking.

As for Alba and Biel....enough is enough. I love both, But Alba does nothing to deserve being on this list anymore. Jessica Biel has an amazing physique, but looks pretty haggard without being completely glammed up with make-up, and sometimes with it on anyway.

My top 10 overall would likely be:

1. Mila Kunis
2. Olivia Wilde
3. Marisa Miller
4. Megan Fox
5. Joanna Krupa
6. Audrina Patridge
7. Kate Beckinsale
8. Daneel Harris
9. Adriana Lima
10. Leighton Meester
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The problem is as much who isn't on the list, as is who is. JLH and Dushku in the top 10, but no Halle Berry? She isn't even in the entire list, is she? I didn't see Jessica Simpson either. But Michelle Obama and Emma Watson are?? This might be their worst list ever, especially the top 10. Who would be a consensus pick amongst them, other than Megan Fox and Adriana Lima probably? I love, love, LOVE Mila but I doubt I woulda voted for her to make the top 10. But I certainly woulda voted her higher than half their top 10 list.
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Here is Maxim's top 10 list from 2008 courtesy of a blog I made before I was banned from another forum. 2009 is a VAST improvement over last years, still, it's a public eye/popularity contest and has very little to do with overall beauty.

10. Ashley Tisdale- Never heard of her so I had to look her up. Top 10 material, I think NOT. She looks like a cloning experiment of Jennifer Aniston gone wrong.



9. Lindsay Lohan- I think the people that made this list were either gay or on crack like Lindsay behind the wheel.



8. Christina Aguilera- Seriously?!?! She's hasn't been hot since her Genie in the Bottle days.

7. Eva Mendes- I can see her MAYBE cracking the top 20, but not this high up.



6. Elisha Cuthbert- Once upon a time... Maybe during her peak- Girl Next Door and the first season of 24, but now I wouldn't have her in the top 75.



5. Sarah Michelle Gellar- I like Buffy, but not THIS much.

4. Eva Longoria Parker- When fixed up, she looks great, but on most days looks like a Scarecrow. Tony Parker needs to fix her a sandwich.



3. Jessica Biel- Me likes Biel. She has a terrific body, but her face isn't strong enough to crack the top 10.

2. Scarlett Johansson- Really, I don't know why she's so popular amongst people's lists. She's attractive, but NOT smokin' HOT.



1. Marissa Miller- #1?!?! Are you freaking kidding me?!? Maxim said SHE is the Hottest of 2008?!? She isn't even the hottest chick on her Victoria's Secret roster.

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It would be nice if I could change the title to 2010. Mods?

Maxim's Hot 100 for 2010:

10. Brooklyn Decker- Honestly, I've never heard of her.





9. Zoe Saldana- I dig Zoe. I don't have a problem with this selection. She might not make my top 10 (after I put serious thought into it), but I really like Zoe.



8. Blake Lively- Please... I can think of 30 women hotter than Blake.



7. Megan Fox- Yes, she's hot, but her hotness is vastly overrated.



6. Rihanna- Very attractive? Yes. Top 10 worthy? No. Maybe around the top 20-30... and I thought she was WAY hotter with long hair.



5. Elisabetta Canalis- Never heard of her. She's cute and looks a bit like Cindy Crawford.



4. Olivia Munn- I think she's very pretty, but not top 10 hot. Maybe somewhere around the top 30.



3. Kim Kardashian- One of the few that I would have in my top 10. Quite a few people hate her because she's not very bright, but it's not her intelligence that I'm interested in. Physically, the woman is a goddess.



2. Marisa Miller- I'll never understand the fascination with Marisa. She just looks like a generic blond to me.



1. Katy Perry- You've got to be kidding! She's attractive, but on my list, she'd be lucky to crack the top 100.



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#11-20: Eva Mendes, Audrina Patridge, Amber Heard, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Bynes, Selita Ebanks, Leighton Meester, Christina Aguilera, Bar Refaeli, Olivia Wilde

#21-30: Milla Jovovich, Mila Kunis, Arianny Celeste, Nicole Scherzinger, Danica Patrick, Eliza Dushku, Hilary Duff, Kaley Cuoco, Ashley Greene, Hayden Panatierre

#31-40: Taylor Swift, Jessica Biel, January Jones, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Rachelle Leah, Joanna Krupa, Angelina Jolie, Malin Akerman, Dania Ramirez

#41-50: Katie Cassidy, Anna Faris, Jordana Brewster , Stephanie Pratt, Julianne Hough, Rachel Bilson, Sofia Vergara, Emmy Rossum, Emma Stone, Alice Eve

#51-60: Moon Bloodgood, Kristen Bell, Laura Vandervoort, Britney Spears, Tricia Helfer, ke$ha, Gabrielle Union, Erin Andrews , Lindsey Vonn, Grace Park

#61-70: Naya Rivera, Lyndsy Fonseca, Alessandra Ambrosio, Camilla Belle, Christian Serratos, Peyton List, AnnaLynne McCord, Emanuelle Chiriqui, Monica Keena, Odette Yustman

#71-80: Dawn Olivieri, Danneel Harris, Zooey Deschanel, Natalie Morales, Lily Allen, Kristin Cavallari, Yvonne Strahovski, Emma Roberts, Rebecca Mader, Maria Menounos

#81-90: Navi Rawat, Stacy Kiebler, Danielle Panabaker, Anna Paquin, Kylie Bisutti, Jessie James, Chelsea Handler, Daniela Ruah, Kelly Brook, Keeley Hazell

#91-100: Amber Lancaster, Helena Mattson, Kara DioGuardi, Kelly Ripa , Kristin Gustafson, Lea Seydoux, I-Justine, Chanel, Alsion Brie, and Lauren Storm
For the most part, this list is a popularity contest and has very little to do with sexy, actual hotness and physical attractiveness. It's more a contest of who's currently in the public eye than anything else. Out of this top 10, there are MAYBE 2 that would make my list.

In no particular order, my current list would look something like:

Minka Kelly (she'd be my #1)
Kim Kardashian
Miranda Kerr
Adriana Lima
Olivia Wilde
Jessica Alba
Kate Beckinsale
Zoe Saldana
Nicole Scherzinger
Vanessa Hudgens

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Katy Perry got the number one spot because she's the only one that agree to show up to do the cover shoot.
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lol agree the list is complete crap
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lol agree the list is complete crap
Not complete crap. A lot of these women are "sponge worthy."
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It's a popularity contest, nothing more. For a top 10 list, they've got to be so hot that I'd be willing to go down on them on first sight. Their list is okay and the women are attractive, but very few are smoking hot... and why is Britney Spears even on the list?!?
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... and why is Britney Spears even on the list?!?
Spanking the monkey material.
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lmao most of them are too skinny to be any fun
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yeah, that's why I don't understand the hate against Kim Kardashian. She has glorious buttocks. It's like two ham hocks at a Thanksgiving feast.
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yeah, that's why I don't understand the hate against Kim Kardashian. She has glorious buttocks. It's like two ham hocks at a Thanksgiving feast.
Like I said before, it's because she's not too bright and has enjoyed tremendous success. I still think she's a physical goddess and would pay money to smack that ass.
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