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Old 04-06-2018, 08:11 PM   #2326
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Man charged with domestic violence for allegedly attacking woman with a pizza
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Old 04-17-2018, 07:28 PM   #2328
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If they had Caesar, they never would have been taken back into custody.

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Old 04-19-2018, 09:49 PM   #2330
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^I hate when that happens.
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Old 04-27-2018, 10:04 PM   #2332
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let the games....BEGIN!!: https://www.panolawatchman.com/panol...b077b9afb.html

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Old 04-27-2018, 10:09 PM   #2333
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Christ, that declaration had some seriously sloppy language.
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Old 04-27-2018, 10:42 PM   #2334
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^I hate when that happens.
When you walk in on some naked dude eating Cheetos in YOUR tub, or when a homeowner walks in on you eating Cheetos in HER tub?
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Old 04-27-2018, 10:58 PM   #2335
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When you walk in on some naked dude eating Cheetos in YOUR tub, or when a homeowner walks in on you eating Cheetos in HER tub?
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Old 04-30-2018, 09:01 PM   #2336
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Be careful which hole you penetrate.
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Old 05-01-2018, 03:47 PM   #2337
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Sounds like they got the shit end of THAT deal.
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Old 05-01-2018, 09:56 PM   #2338
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They got in the wong line.
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Old 05-03-2018, 06:59 PM   #2340
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...ish?CMP=twt_gu

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Turks don’t mince their words as they relish news that Ikea’s famous dish is not Swedish



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Can you imagine being these parents? This is good, weird news, but it didn't seem to fit in 'better side of humanity' since no one particularly did anything above and beyond.

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After the 13-year-old boy was severely injured in a dune buggy accident, his parents made the difficult decision to donate his organs following days of him being apparently brain dead, according to Fox 10. But after the papers were signed, he miraculously regained consciousness.

The incident happened two months ago, when McKinley was playing at a friend’s house in Alabama. While the teen was riding in a small utility trailer being pulled by a dune buggy, his friend suddenly hit the brakes and caused the trailer to flip.

“I hit the concrete and the trailer landed on top of my head,” recalled McKinley, speaking to Fox 10. “After that, I don’t remember anything.”

His mother, Jennifer Reindl, told the outlet that her son had been dead for 15 minutes when she arrived at USA Medical Center in Mobile.

“All I saw was a stretcher with his feet hanging out. He was dead a total of 15 minutes,” she said, adding that doctors prepared her for the worst. “When he came back, they said he would never be normal again. They told me the oxidation problems would be so bad to his brain, that he would be a vegetable if he even made it.”

After days of being brain dead, McKinley’s parents decided to donate his organs to five children in need that were a match for the teen.

“They said the next time his heart stopped they had to let him die….this was a [Saturday]….or I could sign a paper to donate his organs to save five other kids….and they would keep hitting him with adrenaline till monday….so I signed it,” Reindl wrote on a Facebook page set up to help raise funds for his recovery. “His eyes were solid black and dry and I knew he would not hesitate to save 5 more lives.”

She continued, “The next day I got a call….they canceled the final brain wave test….right before they hooked him up his hand moved Then his feet…so they looked at his eyes and they were back….he had blue eyes….now they are green with small white specks like glitter…they say when you look upon god…pigment changes…and my baby was in heaven for a whole day….he is a miracle.”

However, McKinley began showing signs of brain activity just one day before doctors were set to take him off life support.

McKinley suffered multiple skull fractures as well as kidney failure “due to the lack of oxygen after his cardiac arrest,” according to the Facebook page. Fox 10 reported that he continues to suffer from nerve pain and seizures every day, but he’s keeping a positive attitude.

“I said I could turn sideways and put salsa in there and eat chips and dip out of my head,” he joked to Fox 10. “No more washing dishes for me!”

He’s had three brain surgeries and continues to make progress as he recovers at home. A video posted to Facebook showed McKinley sinking a basketball into a hoop at rehab last month, while another showed him taking a stroll with the help of a walker.

McKinley told Fox 10 that he feels he was in heaven while he was unconscious.

“I was in an open field walking straight,” he explained. “There’s no other explanation but God. There’s no other way. Even doctors said it.”
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Old 05-09-2018, 02:06 AM   #2342
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That kid is going to milk the HELL out of birthdays and Christmas until the end of time. "Hey mom, remember that time you were going to give my organs away while I was still alive? I really could use that new xbox system."
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Old 05-10-2018, 09:34 PM   #2343
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http://www.cbs17.com/news/check-this...sus/1171173510

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Old 05-15-2018, 06:50 PM   #2344
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.3991281

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Old 06-03-2018, 09:15 PM   #2345
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FBI agent loses gun during dance floor backflip, accidentally shoots bar patron

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Old 06-04-2018, 09:51 AM   #2346
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She continued, “The next day I got a call….they canceled the final brain wave test….right before they hooked him up his hand moved Then his feet…so they looked at his eyes and they were back….he had blue eyes….now they are green with small white specks like glitter…they say when you look upon god…pigment changes…and my baby was in heaven for a whole day….he is a miracle.”
Nobody says that. Literally nobody says that when you look upon God, your eye color changes. You are saying that now after your son's eye color seems to have temporarily changed, you stupid cow.
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Nobody says that. Literally nobody says that when you look upon God, your eye color changes. You are saying that now after your son's eye color seems to have temporarily changed, you stupid cow.
Yeah, it's certainly not a common saying or even a real old wives' tale that I know of.
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Old 06-04-2018, 01:08 PM   #2348
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Nobody says that. Literally nobody says that when you look upon God, your eye color changes. You are saying that now after your son's eye color seems to have temporarily changed, you stupid cow.
Yeah, it is one thing to put forward "seeing God" as your idea of why their eye color changed, but another to present it as something "people say", when nobody does. The first seems fanciful, the second just makes you look dumb.
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I've known a couple of people who deserved much worse obituaries than this. But on the other hand, once you've died, maybe your debts should be considered paid.

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